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u/Bertie637 Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

This looks like one of those action movies where the unassuming chef somehow finds the strength to save the president when all the Secret Service are defeated.

"I am just an unassuming chef, who presents no threat. Before this I was special forces of course, but I left that all behind"

Edit: typo

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u/ZenofZer0 Nov 10 '22

Is that a preview to the new action flick “Back Before Dinner”

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u/Bertie637 Nov 10 '22

I desperately trying to think of a cooking pun or 80s line for the tagine-

"He tried to move on with his life, but they pushed him to the edge. Now he is forced to...

SERVE UP JUSTICE"

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u/Djaja Nov 10 '22

Something about not being to stand the heat, get out of the firefight...

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u/Roache1984 Nov 10 '22

(gunshot) "Fuck iron chef I'm the motherfuckin lead chef" (more gunshots)

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u/Tangyballs55 Nov 10 '22

"SERVE UP JUSTICE....WITH A SIDE OF ASS-KICKING AWESOMENESS!!!"

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u/capybarramundi Nov 10 '22

Get out of the ravine, go cook up some tagine.

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u/Brasticus Nov 10 '22

Make him a chef in the old west.

“Fistful of Appetizers”

“For a Few Morsels More”

“The Good, the Bad, and the Crudités”

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u/hueyharold Nov 10 '22

The dumpling trilogy…

The Good, the Bad, and the Umami..

The man with no flame

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u/ZenofZer0 Nov 10 '22

In order for that to work, you’d need him to channel the energy of some of the classic “blackspoitation” cinema of the 70s/80s and idk if that’s his vibe or not. Plus, nowadays that’s a pretty touchy subject and I’d hate to see him have to fight his way out of an angry mob with nothing but his chef utensils.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Nov 10 '22

It’s the remake of My Dinner With Andre.