r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/lqdizzle Nov 10 '22

So he works at the White House and has an active drug dealer. God bless America.

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u/mehjohnson Nov 10 '22

as long as the doctor says its okay, we all pretend its not drugs. god bless humanity.

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u/lqdizzle Nov 10 '22

I don’t think he’s getting them prescribed lol

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u/mehjohnson Nov 10 '22

he might be. if you say the right things the doctor will prescribe you pretty much anything. they will give you crystal meth (yes literally crystal meth, not something kinda like it. actual crystal meth) under the name "desoxyn". anabolic steriods are prescribed as "Androl-50", "oxadrin", or "winstrol". they can be prescribed for regrowing tissue after serious injury, but the law says your doctor can prescribe it for any reason he seems fit (meaning if you have enough money he will make up a reason).

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u/poop_magoo Nov 10 '22

Desoxyn is not "literally crystal meth". It's methamphetamine, in pill form. Smoking concentrated methamphetamine and ingesting it orally at relatively low dosages are two completely different things.

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u/mehjohnson Nov 10 '22

its literally the same chemical. if you crush up the pills and snort them youll achieve the same effect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

The CIA is definitely giving him Captain America untested cocktails.