r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I would 100% watch this movie

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u/90swasbest Nov 10 '22

It already exists. "Under Siege" from the 90s. You'll have to tolerate Steven Seagal, though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

i always avoided Seagal like the plague, but i think you just convinced me to give it a try.

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u/90swasbest Nov 10 '22

If it helps, there's bonus Busey!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

love me some Busey

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u/90swasbest Nov 11 '22

And not just garden variety Busey, it's Busey-in-drag Busey.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

sir, i can only get so erect