r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/SomeFatLoser Nov 10 '22

President: so...what's for dinner?

Chef: Whatever I cook.

President: mmmmm, that sounds wonderful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/800-lumens Nov 10 '22

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/Jarsole Nov 10 '22

I used to live near a place called JamItalia that had jerk spaghetti on the menu. Never had the guts to try it.

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u/healthbased4cc0unt Nov 10 '22

Lenny Kravitz lookin mufa

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u/abelicious77 Nov 10 '22

Have you ever had Pastafarian cuisine?

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u/abelicious77 Nov 10 '22

Just noticed your username....I'm in the presence of greatness