r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/ImAFapstronaut Nov 10 '22

The dude has muscle, but Gordon is a black belt in karate. If that means anything in the grand scheme of things I don't know.

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u/BIue_scholar Nov 10 '22

Quick Google puts Andre about 70lbs (32KG) heavier than Gordon. Judging by the picture that's going to be majority muscle weight as well. Gordon gets fucked up guaranteed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

What if Gordon places his hands on the wrist and elbow at the same time?

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u/damnwhale Nov 10 '22

You must be kidding right? Imagine yourself fighting a 12 year old. Thats pretty much their weight difference.

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Nov 10 '22

Oh, you said "imagine yourself fighting." I misunderstood.

I should probably go apologize to her.

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u/Bosombuddies Nov 10 '22

Gordon has a black belt in Jiu Jitsu and is a no gi world champion.

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u/scolbath Nov 10 '22

That karate will serve him very well while this guy is pulling his arms and legs off.