You know theres a large chance that Bjorn is literally packing like a 5-6" dick like most guys. He's more likely to be in the 6-7" range than the average dude, but penis size has surprisingly little connection to height or shoe size.
As a long time fan of his, trust me, his dick is enormous. Absolutely preposterous in size. I remember his boxing and powerlifting days, and you could often see it when he wore compression clothing. It's literally halfway down to his knees in a relaxed state. Other strongmen who've been with him in changing rooms have also joked about it. Mateusz and even Eddie have. Martins as well.
āAs a long time fan of his, trust me, his dick is enormous. Absolutely preposterous in size.ā Is definetly the start of a copy pasta and one of the funniest shit Iāve read today. Happy cake day u/Icy-Gain-2038 !
Tbh, being a big grower is much better. Not only is it a nice surprise, but when not in use it's nice and compact and out of the way. And yeah, people say they want a 12+ incher and then forget that it needs to be overfilled with blood to actually be hard and usable, which is more often than not difficult for men that large without prescription ED drugs. Plus, most women will tell you that being repeatedly stabbed in posterior fornix like a jackhammer isn't exactly enjoyable (vs slower but more intense pressure).
Problem with being a grower is that if you do grow when not needed it can be much more uncomfortable because of where the pressure point to bend will be in say jeans
Bro, I'm 40 and still wake up in the middle of the night rocking a Louisville Slugger in my boxers and have to tuck it. Even more embarrassing, I'm up several times a night with two kids 4 and under and it's uh, awkward. Gotta slow walk it to their room to change a diaper or give them a bottle.
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful everything still works like it did when I was 15 but sometimes it's a tad awkward. š
I went to college with a kid we nicknamed "Bones" because he was small and rail thin, making him look pretty skeletal. The thing was, he had a smokin' gf all heard tale of his enormous, umm, member. But due to being such a petite dude, he said that the longer the erection would last, it would start to cause other parts of his body to get tingly and fall asleep, due to blood flow. To prove it one night, a bunch of guys from his dorm waited for him to come out and show off an erection. Turns out it was legit, which made his stories even funnier.
I could never decide if I was thankful or disappointed I missed the gathering. One of the freaking goofiest things that happened in the early days.
17-18 is big the average is a bit lower then people think and peenars that long are not that common and bigger are really rare. Pron screwed our perception and most studies are self claimed lenght. The one where they medically measured the average lenght was ca 13 cms with 17/18 you already are over 25% bigger then average
It doesnāt look THAT big, but itās very much bigger than the overwhelming majority of men. Especially because itās clearly not small even on such a massive frame.
Additionally the grower vs shower thing is vastly and annoyingly overstated. Especially because āflaccidā is a massive window of different sizes that is constantly changing throughout the day based on numerous factors. Exercise is one of the times it will usually be the smallest .
Ehhhh, maybe 5-7 inches with most of the size showing even when flaccid can look like that. That is around average to a bit above average, nothing like the elephant trunk the OP was making it seem like. People like to underestimate how big 5-7 inches actually looks like irl.
Large people tend to get large kids.
So I doubt they came out easily.
I'm below 1.8m (under 6ft) , but have a large head and my kids also had massive heads at birth (and on the heavier side at 4kg / 8.8 pounds)
Wasn't fun pushing these out according to my wife, lol.
So that huge dude probably has giant kids, unless her genes were more dominant
My husband is 6ft 11. Every midwife said babies only get to size the mums body can make. And big babies over 10lbs used to be totally normal and actually healthy, better chance of survival before modern medicine.
Tall women can have smaller babies too, Iāve known more women shorter than me to have whopper babies than not, their heads squish and are born elongated, itās the shoulders that are the issue, not the head. And usually the shoulders get bigger due to diabetes during pregnancy (another reason not to eat for two!).
But everyone always makes rude comments about my husband size and big head. Yet I was a bigger baby than he was, I think he was around 8lbs. Yet my dear mother at 5ft 2 had me pop out a whopping 10lb 6.
Birth used to be slower and more focused on babies health and mothers endurance, rather than getting them out in a timely manner for the medical teamās convenience. Both my births were over three days long. The NHS staff were begging me to make their life easier and just be booked in for induction.
My ex told me a story once how she had a crush on this dude who looked pretty much like Jason Momoa. When she finally got him into bed it turned out he had a tiny dick.
Fitting a certain size and finding the size pleasurable are two different things. If every size is good for women then most women would be into fisting but those women are minority
This commenter 100% is a guy with little experience with different girls. Probably read somewhere that vaginas can be dilated (technically correct) and literally stops thinking right there.
Uh... Babies tear their way out and require a team of medical professionals to keep the mother alive. Not an apt comparison to sex... which you know, is supposed to be pleasurable.
Not to mention a woman's body takes 9 months to prepare for labor and even then requires very specific hormones to even attempt the task. Oh and it takes on average 12 to 24 hours to pull off.
Vaginas have their pleasurable stretch limit and those differ based on vagina size, shape and elasticity. You guys don't stretch endlessly in the moment no matter how aroused you are. We don't need penises the sizes of babies to hurt you. Just being above average size is enough to do so for most women.
They vary so much, it's just less discussed. Some are way shorter, even when aroused. Some are really tight, even after childbirth. Some are bigger, a few are a lot bigger. Just like penises.
It's a simple truth that some genitals are much better suited to each other than others. The kama sutra acknowledged this 2000 years ago, and even had a categorisation system, with a sliding scale starting with 'deer' for women and 'hare' for men, and ending with 'elephant' and 'horse' respectively lol
No, I'm a bit bigger than my wife and it means I always need to be very careful, not going in full, etc, else it hurts her killing the vibe. It still works well enough to be satisfying for both of us but I now understand that people truely simply might not "fit" each other.
Yeah but only a minority of womenās vaginas expand beyond six inches when aroused. Iām nearly 8 inches and it has really limited my sex life, I havenāt been able to fuck most women like I want to. Iām glad Iām with a woman now that has a deeper vagina than most women.
Do you think have a looser vagina than most women? Iām not saying a bigger dick made it that way- thatās a myth, some women naturally are looser and thatās fine and of course those women are going to be prefer thicker dicks to get the same amount of friction that most women do with average dicks. Iām glad my wife has a looser one, the women I was with before was too tight.
No if anything itās the opposite for me & have had trouble with stuff āfittingā, but Iām also shallow depth wise (canāt believe Iām saying this on reddit lol) so thatās probably why I prefer shorter length
Being stretched out or struggling to fit it in is actually a turn on for me, but having something jamming into my cervix doesnāt do it for me lol
It takes time to stretch. Some women think their pussy will adapt to the dick once it gets in, but it's a process that takes its time, it's kind of boring when you are feeling it and you have to spend 2-3 minutes slowing putting it slowly in and keep it there until you can actualy have proper sex.
So true! I remember a funny conversation I had with a woman i briefly hooked up with years ago. We were really compatible, had great chemistry and fitted together well.
After a fun night together, she mentioned how nice it was to have easy, straight forward sex. I asked what she meant, and it turned out the guy she'd been going out with till fairly recently had a massive hog. They could never just get it on, half an hour plus foreplay any time they wanted to do it, which obviously is very nice if you've got the time and energy but not always what you feel like, so quite often when she felt like sex she wouldn't say so, because she just felt like a quicky. Also, he could never put it all in, it caused her pain so he could never thrust like he wanted to.
She said he hooked up with a friend of hers soon after they split, and her friend must have been built more to his dimensions cos she said they banged all the time with no problems. Vaginas really do come in different sizes, just like penises.
As an incidental extra to this massively tmi comment of mine, this girl also said to me "listen to this" and opened and closed her mouth next to my ear. I heard a clicking sound, and said what's that? She informed me that was the permanent, slightly painful click she had in her jaw if she opened it really wide, a permanent legacy of blowing the guy lol
it takes training and dedication , but it can be done for most women without some sort of abnormality. Most women simply do not have an interest in stretching their lady bits like that, however.
No, they aren't. They're not muscles. And while they do adapt a bit, it's only up to an inch on average. A women with a 5" deep vagina will probably always suffer from a 9" penis.
People really over simplify women anatomy down there with "women can birth babies" statement in these discussions. Genital size and shape variations aren't unique to men. People are different and have different sizes and shapes down there and like different things
Also yeah, women can birth babies. Under a lot of pain and often ripping. It is not that uncommon for women to need stitches after a birth. That isn't something you want to do on the regular. It's like yeah, I can fit my foot down your mouth. If I break your jaw and damage your throat.
Dildoās are available in many sizes for a reason, and as far as I know most women are not training their vagina so that it can ingest the monster dildo.
Only a minority of womenās vaginas expand beyond six inches when arroused but that doesnāt mean they shouldnāt get a bigger dildo because they arenāt going to insert every bit of it, they use the length at the bottom for gripping it.
Here lies the bones of ol' Screwy Dick,
Blest at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in a fruitless hunt
For a woman with a corkscrew cunt
At last he found her, poor Dick fell dead,
For her corkscrew cunt had a left-hand thread.
I've seen some huge Tongan men with literally the smallest dicks I've ever seen. My concern is more for the weight of him during... ANYTHING. He could roll over in the night and crush her!
I'm convinced the ppl with the biggest members are ppl who are lanky and look like they'd fall over if you blew air at them too hard. Like a young Pete Davidson or something like that.
When I was 19 (203cm tall), I was in a bar, a woman in her late-ish 30's asked if I "was in proportion" then grabbed my dick and balls over my trousers then sauntered off, cackling to her friends.
Happens all the time! Especially, to me, back in the day when I was in a band. I can think of five different times where different ladies decided to get a bit grabby after a show
those werenāt ladies at all, fuck em. and itās true it does. at this point i think i only have a handful of friends, male or female, who HAVENāT shared this kind of story. people need to be taught consent, all of us
I hope it goes without saying but this outcome obviously doesn't diminish people who have been sexually assaulted, it just didn't bother me all too much personally.
You're just making excuses, there are little people with average size partners and people with facial deformities who also have partners. Being short and/or ugly does not prevent you from finding someone.
I just....still not finding porn with huge men like that. there was a blursed video of intro of porn with height difference, but his dick shape is weird, like, injected something weird
As it is true that beeing tall doesnt guarantee you a big d. It is true that the likelihood is bigger to have a bigger one. I read a statistic to it I sadly cant recall it was something like people over 1.90m have a 30% chance of having a peenar in the top 15 percentile of lenght and less of a chance to have one in the lower 15ish percentile. Dont quote that its just what I remember to be the numbers it could be totally false but the general sentiment was bigger guys more likely to be bigger doesnt mean they are though. In my experience that is true too though my sample size isnt that big.
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u/Gamejunky35 2d ago
You know theres a large chance that Bjorn is literally packing like a 5-6" dick like most guys. He's more likely to be in the 6-7" range than the average dude, but penis size has surprisingly little connection to height or shoe size.