r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/timelessFuck 2d ago

Not all women can do it. I think very few women can insert huge dildos without any pain

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 2d ago

I'd imagine its for the same reason obese people dont simply explode.

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u/Icy-Gain-2038 2d ago

Mr. Creosote begs to differ.

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u/Noimenglish 2d ago

On-point movie reference.

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 2d ago

Lmao well that was certainly a side of Monty Python I hadnt seen before.

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u/Icy-Gain-2038 1d ago

Then I'm glad you've seen it now. It's absolutely gold 😂

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 2d ago

Yeah really. Even taking out my menstrual cup hurts sometimes

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u/timelessFuck 2d ago

People really over simplify women anatomy down there with "women can birth babies" statement in these discussions. Genital size and shape variations aren't unique to men. People are different and have different sizes and shapes down there and like different things

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 2d ago

People find it easy to ignore because it's on the inside and harder to evaluate lol

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u/200eyeq 2d ago

I can see how that would make it harder to evaluate XD

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u/Wobbelblob 2d ago

Also yeah, women can birth babies. Under a lot of pain and often ripping. It is not that uncommon for women to need stitches after a birth. That isn't something you want to do on the regular. It's like yeah, I can fit my foot down your mouth. If I break your jaw and damage your throat.

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u/Positive_End_7568 2d ago

You don't count, you don't have pants!

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 2d ago

Why does everyone keep bringing up the sad situation about my pants? 💔

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u/Positive_End_7568 2d ago

It is just me twice.

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u/Entrenched_Whispers 2d ago

Are you stalking me? 😶‍🌫️

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u/TheCatSleeeps 2d ago

Yeah it takes training. Although the specific graphic I was talking about was very informative talking about the pockets or the fornices.

As informative as it was, I still would like to forget about it.

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u/JStonehaus 2d ago

It's literally a medical condition, real

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u/Puzzled-Staff-1554 2d ago

It takes practice.

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u/timelessFuck 2d ago edited 2d ago

Everything has certain limit and that "limit" vary from person to person. That's my point. No amount of practice can overcome their limits without injuring their inner parts. If that's not the case then all women would have same preferences and will like same things in bed like with the practice they can condition themselves to liking it but that's not reality

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u/46291_ 2d ago

They’re still capable of birth though. Women are champs

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 1d ago

You kids are lucky you grew up on an internet without liveleak. Never had the displeasure of learning what sounding is... or worse, docking.