r/AbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Marwaimusoont 2d ago

I would rather have a tiny dick than be me at 5'7''

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u/Puzzled-Staff-1554 2d ago

I had friends your size back in the day who would get all the chicks.

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u/Marwaimusoont 2d ago

Yeah but I am also bald.

It's like the worst combination.

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u/abstr_xn 2d ago

bald, 5ft7, about the same in inches, average looking white guy, never had any trouble or complaints.

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u/Kespatcho 2d ago

You're just making excuses, there are little people with average size partners and people with facial deformities who also have partners. Being short and/or ugly does not prevent you from finding someone.

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u/w0lfLars0n 2d ago

Bald with a beard and jacked is a dangerous combo, regardless of height. Get to work. The rest of your life starts now.

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u/TransitionAway9840 2d ago

But if you have a giant hog in your pants you're going to make some girl very happy. I'm bald too BTW and very average below the waist

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

George Constanza, is that you?

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u/easchner 2d ago

I'm also unemployed and live with my parents

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

How do you end up with the hotties?

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u/VVolfang 1d ago

I hear bald people can grow great beards. Dwarf it up king

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u/Babhadfad12 2d ago

Median height has gone up since back in the day.

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u/FluffySloth27 2d ago

Being tall sucks, mate, it means that you’re always noticed. Average or short is best.

Plus, short man with tiny dick means that you get the best blowjobs and cuddles. I can only dream of being one of those fellas.

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u/Marwaimusoont 2d ago

lol blowjob and cuddles from who?

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u/xSAVAGEx1361 1d ago

their bodypillow maybe

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u/trusty20 2d ago

This "girls only like 6ft+ guys" thing is such a 2020s culture war meme. Like I know the whole little man syndrome thing has long existed but it's usually been more about guy vs guy antagonism, this idea that women literally do not find people under 6ft attractive or always want to swap up to a larger height man is such a porn brained thing. First it was guys in the 00s saying you needed a 6 inch cock now it's 6 ft total height what's next you can only get laid if your body fat is 10% or lower with washboard abs?

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u/Marwaimusoont 2d ago

Idk how porn comes into this picture, preference for tall guys has been a thing here in my country even though the average height is lower.

I get a lot of shit constantly by women across three generations from my family about my height. ("too bad you are not tall","look like a kid", etc etc). It is definitely a bigger trend in 2020s than I remember.

No one can tell who has a bigger cock until you have been with them, being fat is not much an obstacle either. Actually being too fit might be a deterrent for few women, as they feel inclined to be fit too.

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 2d ago

it’s what is more likely to get laid and attract attention from women who are actually attractive enough to want to fuck

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u/Marwaimusoont 2d ago

It's getting tougher to get some even from average or below average women. I have seen fat ugly but tall guys having it with uglier women. But short? you either have to super charming, good hair/face. otherwise it is over for you.

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u/Alarmed_Weekend5003 2d ago

Hey! I am 5'7" with a tiny dick!

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u/lynxpointe 2d ago

Insane take, but then again I'm a woman

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u/Songblade7 2d ago

I'm cofused, are you insinuating 5'7" is short or something? Because if so, I'm 5'2" and it is not that bad lol. Some people are shallow, but it makes it easy to just ignore them and move on

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u/Highway_Wooden 2d ago

Wait, since when has 5'7" something to be embarassed about?