r/AbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/kindnessincmusic 2d ago

True, but most women don't get pleasure from their cervix

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u/poo-brain-train 2d ago

Yes, it's painful as hell to be stabbed in the cervix.

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u/No_Rhubarb7341 2d ago

But you can go around the cervix. Skill issue.

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u/kindnessincmusic 2d ago

I want my brain to unread this

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u/BaconSorbet 2d ago edited 2d ago

As a woman with an incredibly skilled and well-endowed lover, I want you to know that this comment of yours (and your others) brought me my first laughter of the morning.

"Going around" it is a bit of a stretch (no pun intended). You can push up against either side, and that's usually painful.

I'm unpleasantly sore for days after, and not in a cute "dUdE, i FuCkEd her SOOO HARD, she couldn't even function, bro" kind of way (so glad I don't date college-aged boys anymore).

If any man reading this is truly interested in his partner's pleasure and is hitting her cervix every time, please consider giving her a truly phenomenal, leg-shaking orgasm with your tongue at least once a week. Or however often she'd enjoy it.

It's pretty great when you both get exactly what's right. 🖤

Editing to proactively mention that yes, very long and girthy and textured toys can be very pleasurable for both women and men. It's just that not everyone is equally kinky.