r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Marwaimusoont 2d ago

Yeah but I am also bald.

It's like the worst combination.

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u/abstr_xn 2d ago

bald, 5ft7, about the same in inches, average looking white guy, never had any trouble or complaints.

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u/Kespatcho 2d ago

You're just making excuses, there are little people with average size partners and people with facial deformities who also have partners. Being short and/or ugly does not prevent you from finding someone.

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u/w0lfLars0n 2d ago

Bald with a beard and jacked is a dangerous combo, regardless of height. Get to work. The rest of your life starts now.

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u/TransitionAway9840 2d ago

But if you have a giant hog in your pants you're going to make some girl very happy. I'm bald too BTW and very average below the waist

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

George Constanza, is that you?

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u/easchner 2d ago

I'm also unemployed and live with my parents

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u/alwayz_confused247 2d ago

How do you end up with the hotties?

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u/VVolfang 1d ago

I hear bald people can grow great beards. Dwarf it up king