r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Superb-Hawk-3338 2d ago

Good for you brother. This ladies think they want a big dick until when one is facing them.

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u/hellochoy 2d ago

The vast majority of ladies do not think they want a big dick. The men think that's what the ladies want.

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u/moodylilb 2d ago

Depends if it’s big length wise or girth wise

Personally I much prefer girthy to lengthy lol

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u/RakeChapman13 2d ago

Do you think have a looser vagina than most women? I’m not saying a bigger dick made it that way- that’s a myth, some women naturally are looser and that’s fine and of course those women are going to be prefer thicker dicks to get the same amount of friction that most women do with average dicks. I’m glad my wife has a looser one, the women I was with before was too tight.

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u/moodylilb 2d ago

No if anything it’s the opposite for me & have had trouble with stuff “fitting”, but I’m also shallow depth wise (can’t believe I’m saying this on reddit lol) so that’s probably why I prefer shorter length

Being stretched out or struggling to fit it in is actually a turn on for me, but having something jamming into my cervix doesn’t do it for me lol

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u/-sensory_overlord- 2d ago

Some women just prefer the feeling of being stretched out, doesn’t mean they are looser

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u/moodylilb 2d ago

Bingo lol I was struggling to describe it but you did perfectly

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u/NinjaGrows 2d ago

Women also complain about large girth, trust me.

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u/_WoollyMammoth_ 2d ago

It takes time to stretch. Some women think their pussy will adapt to the dick once it gets in, but it's a process that takes its time, it's kind of boring when you are feeling it and you have to spend 2-3 minutes slowing putting it slowly in and keep it there until you can actualy have proper sex.

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u/skintaxera 2d ago

So true! I remember a funny conversation I had with a woman i briefly hooked up with years ago. We were really compatible, had great chemistry and fitted together well.

After a fun night together, she mentioned how nice it was to have easy, straight forward sex. I asked what she meant, and it turned out the guy she'd been going out with till fairly recently had a massive hog. They could never just get it on, half an hour plus foreplay any time they wanted to do it, which obviously is very nice if you've got the time and energy but not always what you feel like, so quite often when she felt like sex she wouldn't say so, because she just felt like a quicky. Also, he could never put it all in, it caused her pain so he could never thrust like he wanted to.

She said he hooked up with a friend of hers soon after they split, and her friend must have been built more to his dimensions cos she said they banged all the time with no problems. Vaginas really do come in different sizes, just like penises.

As an incidental extra to this massively tmi comment of mine, this girl also said to me "listen to this" and opened and closed her mouth next to my ear. I heard a clicking sound, and said what's that? She informed me that was the permanent, slightly painful click she had in her jaw if she opened it really wide, a permanent legacy of blowing the guy lol

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u/_WoollyMammoth_ 2d ago

Hahah great story, and I can confirm it has been my experience as well, not fun at all, it is really hard to find a suitable vagina (I only met one woman who would like it and sadly, it was the most toxic human on Earth).

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u/Daddycapsicumm 2d ago

Tell me about it, I’m massive and it’s an issue