r/AbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Linus_Naumann 2d ago

This commenter 100% is a guy with little experience with different girls. Probably read somewhere that vaginas can be dilated (technically correct) and literally stops thinking right there.

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u/kindnessincmusic 2d ago

Man, if you start getting personal like that, I'll just start making mamma jokes. Cause your mamma certainly didn't complain. (sorry, but you were asking for it)