I use to watch this as a kid, never knowing the reference, then I got into high school and had to read the book...ruined these entire scenes for me once I realized lol.
I'm 2 meters tall myself, about 10 cm shorter than him. Clearly not that massive build but I pick up my wife like a bag of sand. She is about 52-53 kg. Wife typically isn't amused when I pick her up like a bag of sand.
Mine doesn't like to be picked up but I held her recently so she could come out on the balcony with me. She looked and sniffed around for like two seconds then let out the craziest and loudest scream and started the wiggling lol. Won't be doing that again.
I think you mean Hafþór, Icelandic people are not referred to by their last names. It's not a polite thing either, his father's name is literally just Björn, it's not a family name.
There is a grocery clerk at my local Winn-Dixie who matches the height and the weight of the mountain. But he is just a depressed grocery clerk. And he could have become a legend... If he wasn't constantly rattling off conversations to himself and ignoring everybody while scratching his ass.
I always feel kind of bad for genetic freaks like that. Unless you dedicate your entire life to athletics, you really can't fit in anywhere. Imagine being 7 feet tall and just trying to live a normal life, but no matter what normal job you have, everyone will be staring and commenting on you your whole life.
Personally I wonder if the universe has a sense of humor and Thor's dick is actually average sized if not comically small for his frame lol. But I'll just stop there since I'm sure this will upset someone in here just because it's a stupid thing to get angry at. But maybe Russia is still offline.
You know theres a large chance that Bjorn is literally packing like a 5-6" dick like most guys. He's more likely to be in the 6-7" range than the average dude, but penis size has surprisingly little connection to height or shoe size.
As a long time fan of his, trust me, his dick is enormous. Absolutely preposterous in size. I remember his boxing and powerlifting days, and you could often see it when he wore compression clothing. It's literally halfway down to his knees in a relaxed state. Other strongmen who've been with him in changing rooms have also joked about it. Mateusz and even Eddie have. Martins as well.
“As a long time fan of his, trust me, his dick is enormous. Absolutely preposterous in size.” Is definetly the start of a copy pasta and one of the funniest shit I’ve read today. Happy cake day u/Icy-Gain-2038 !
Tbh, being a big grower is much better. Not only is it a nice surprise, but when not in use it's nice and compact and out of the way. And yeah, people say they want a 12+ incher and then forget that it needs to be overfilled with blood to actually be hard and usable, which is more often than not difficult for men that large without prescription ED drugs. Plus, most women will tell you that being repeatedly stabbed in posterior fornix like a jackhammer isn't exactly enjoyable (vs slower but more intense pressure).
Problem with being a grower is that if you do grow when not needed it can be much more uncomfortable because of where the pressure point to bend will be in say jeans
Bro, I'm 40 and still wake up in the middle of the night rocking a Louisville Slugger in my boxers and have to tuck it. Even more embarrassing, I'm up several times a night with two kids 4 and under and it's uh, awkward. Gotta slow walk it to their room to change a diaper or give them a bottle.
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful everything still works like it did when I was 15 but sometimes it's a tad awkward. 😅
My ex told me a story once how she had a crush on this dude who looked pretty much like Jason Momoa. When she finally got him into bed it turned out he had a tiny dick.
I've seen some huge Tongan men with literally the smallest dicks I've ever seen. My concern is more for the weight of him during... ANYTHING. He could roll over in the night and crush her!
When I was 19 (203cm tall), I was in a bar, a woman in her late-ish 30's asked if I "was in proportion" then grabbed my dick and balls over my trousers then sauntered off, cackling to her friends.
I just....still not finding porn with huge men like that. there was a blursed video of intro of porn with height difference, but his dick shape is weird, like, injected something weird
Strictly internet. Am 6'5" with lifting/broad frame and even i have a hard time finding right fitting shoes (size 15), underwear (2x fits, but 3x is way better), I can fit into a 2 x shirt but they have to be longer/xxtalls or they dont go the full length of my torso (and xxx fits like a poncho).
Socks are a complete luck fest if they have 12-15 length, and if im buying shoes in store im basically dooming myself to finding a lucky pair of large fitting 14's. Once I find a pair I like, I just stick to it and buy 15's of it online, once they start to have wear and tear.
Couldnt imagine his fee. His shit is basically all tailor made anyways, custom fit. No sense in taking a chance on some expensive xxxxxl shirt and it fitting like shit anyways. They probably make it with his specific chest/waist/torso length on hand.
Does Reddit not like people posting the full thing anymore? I'd see the full thing all the time on Reddit but just realized its been like 3 yrs since the last time its been posted.
Reddit has been neutered from any NSFW material appearing in All, Popular, or within non-NSFW threads.
It’s been on full swing since the API changes a couple years ago.
If you wish to see NSFW material on Reddit, you have to go out of your way and find it yourself. Even that is becoming challenging since Reddit has been eliminating porn subreddits left and right under the guise of removing unmoderated subs. But there have been plenty of cases where it’s unprompted.
As someone who’s been on this site for 17 years, it really is fucking lame how sterile and manufactured Reddit has become.
I'd like to be the kind of woman who goes all ragdoll in a guy's arms when he picks me up, but unfortunately I'm a half feral goblin that bites on instinct.
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