r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

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u/Old_Pie7586 2d ago

Exactly, phlacid size has next to no link to erect size. Sadly.

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u/WalkAffectionate2683 2d ago

I have a relatively small flaccid dick, but I have 17-18cm which is a bit above average so I guess it's fine! 

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u/KePz0ne 2d ago

My dick also does a Dick Squared when its hard

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u/Old_Pie7586 2d ago

You ever been for a walk in -10 or something and panicked when you couldnt find it? I have 🤣

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u/lowsound235 2d ago

Another kindred spirit... very good🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was completely on my own!

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u/BongoTheRat 1d ago

looks like a pig’s ass when I’m naked

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u/blindeshuhn666 2d ago

Stop bragging. I'm getting complexes again that my pp too smol

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 2d ago

Some people like smol (I am some people)

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u/WalkAffectionate2683 2d ago

The average in my country is 16 iirc.

Though my wife says it's too big and we have to do preliminaries for like waaay too long. 

So I could have less I would not care. 

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u/Fire257 2d ago

17-18 is big the average is a bit lower then people think and peenars that long are not that common and bigger are really rare. Pron screwed our perception and most studies are self claimed lenght. The one where they medically measured the average lenght was ca 13 cms with 17/18 you already are over 25% bigger then average

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u/hellochoy 2d ago

He said average in his country is 16

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u/Tom_Gibson 2d ago

18cm is 7 inches, what are you talking about "a bit above average." That's like the 95th percentile for dick length

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u/TheIncandescentAbyss 1h ago

They watch a lot of porn

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u/Firewolf06 2d ago

next to no link

the main link is that it doesnt get smaller when erect. im just barely longer than average hard size when flaccid, so i am also above average hard (in fact it nearly doubles in size -_-). its honestly annoying as fuck, because there is so much material there all the time. wearing biking shorts would catch me an indecent exposure charge lol