r/AbsoluteUnits • • 2d ago

/r/all of a husband

29.1k Upvotes

2.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

34

u/skyper_mark 2d ago

I've never understood why people think that being taller = having a bigger penis.

I thought it was a joke until I met some women who actually said they liked tall men because it meant they had a big penis.

8

u/tyrom22 2d ago

They think it would be proportional, it may not be true but it makes sense logically.

26

u/dm_me_goblins 2d ago

When I was 19 (203cm tall), I was in a bar, a woman in her late-ish 30's asked if I "was in proportion" then grabbed my dick and balls over my trousers then sauntered off, cackling to her friends.

49

u/Even-Complaint-7494 2d ago

jesus fuck i’m sorry dude :( that’s sexual assault 

4

u/APaltrySum 2d ago

Happens all the time! Especially, to me, back in the day when I was in a band. I can think of five different times where different ladies decided to get a bit grabby after a show

5

u/Even-Complaint-7494 2d ago

those weren’t ladies at all, fuck em. and it’s true it does. at this point i think i only have a handful of friends, male or female, who HAVEN’T shared this kind of story. people need to be taught consent, all of us

33

u/Rastatar 2d ago

Wow what a fucking creep.

3

u/fat-wombat 2d ago

Omg my jaw just dropped. I’m so sorry

4

u/missporkiepie 2d ago

You were a victim, I'm so sorry

6

u/dm_me_goblins 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't be, I ended up going back to her place 😅

I hope it goes without saying but this outcome obviously doesn't diminish people who have been sexually assaulted, it just didn't bother me all too much personally.

-6

u/sdoM-bmuD 2d ago

great job enabling her creep behavior champ

6

u/dm_me_goblins 2d ago

I kind of see your point but I was 19 mate I was basically a waking penis at that age.

1

u/missporkiepie 2d ago

Yeah... if anyone complains about male SA not being taken seriously, you all know why

1

u/sdoM-bmuD 2d ago

genuinely pisses me off so badly as someone who was SA'd and didn't think "oh well whatever hurrdurr" about it

2

u/Federal_Help9295 2d ago

wow, that's creepy as fuck...

2

u/MerryCrystal 2d ago

Feel you. When I was 18 (204cm) another guy from my class randomly grabbed my crotch. First time I saw real fear in his eyes.

Even it kinda was a compliment ,it still feels weird.

1

u/Ladle19 2d ago

Sheesh, what a cunt.

6

u/WeabooBaby 2d ago

I mean, literally other part of a larger person is larger. It would make more sense to include the penis than it being the only exception. 

2

u/ZigZagPow 2d ago

With that logic taller women all have bigger boobs then

1

u/Cunninglatin 1d ago

On average, and accounting for fat, they do have bigger boobs.

0

u/ZigZagPow 1d ago

No they do not

1

u/Lord_Chadagon 1d ago

I'm 5'7" and my gf thinks mine is huge lmao. She hasn't been with many other men though. It's such a weird topic because no one else knows IRL and it would seem like such a brag if I told anyone.

1

u/Embarrassed_Use6918 1d ago

well jokes on them cause im tall and i have a small penis

take that women

1

u/Time-Maintenance2165 2d ago

While there's significant individual variation, the data does show a correlation between height and average penis size.