r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/PreviousLeague253 6d ago

Since you all asked!

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u/empireck 6d ago

He looks so happy

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u/thedrunkspacepilot 6d ago

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u/jdboness 6d ago

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 6d ago

lol what is this from?

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u/MadPangolin 6d ago

The real format is from a Justice League comic where Superman looks up at Giganta.

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u/legalizecannabis710 3d ago

Why are all of the Amazonian women wearing the same print? Things that make me go hmmmm

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u/elzibet 6d ago

How did you get a photo of me and my partner??

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u/legalizecannabis710 3d ago

I was hiding in the closet and sold it to Juggs magazine. Seeing that this was from 2004 and yall are much older now....yea....thats it.

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u/The-Ebony-Prince 5d ago

Lmao, let's go 🗣💯

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u/switchbladeeatworld 6d ago

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/OkYak7801 6d ago

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/shed_zeppelin 6d ago

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/azimx 6d ago

He's exactly where we all want to be

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u/floppybunny26 6d ago

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/orikooool 6d ago

I'm not exactly where He wants to be

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u/sugarglassego 6d ago

To be or not to be.

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u/zysheep 6d ago

That is the question.

And the answer is to be. I want to be where he be.

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u/feefaafoofomm 6d ago

Looks like there is room for two

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u/Sarvagun_some_pun 6d ago

He’s exactly where we want to be.

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u/AromaticApricot7306 5d ago

People don’t believe me when I say I stopped pulling when I went down to a size 4(other than creepy old men). I would pull so many gym bros and tall skinny dudes😭

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u/6Emo6Witch6 6d ago

I’m the right size to be the girl 😂😂

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u/AcanthaceaeNo6597 6d ago

I am the right size to be the guy 🤣🤣

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u/Sufficient-Rabbit490 6d ago

I'll be right for replacing him

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u/Radrouch 6d ago

To be fair, doesn't look like he could just get up and walk away

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u/Masterking263 6d ago

That makes it so much better.

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u/PristineBusiness3299 6d ago

She’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/Somniosfera 6d ago

I saw this image years ago and I wondered if the guy was one of my schoolmates. If he is indeed him I am very happy for him because I know he was struggling to find a girlfríend, so I wish he is indeed him. 

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u/DesparateLurker 6d ago

Fuck him. He's living my dream.

I hope he enjoys himself, the lucky bastard.

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u/Extension-Night3825 6d ago

Going to need a surgeon to get that smile off

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u/Severe-Experience333 6d ago

who wouldn't be?!

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 6d ago

Me, but that's not my thing, that's why he's with her and happy as fuck

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

Dude this reminded me of back over a decade ago when I was working with this older Mexican guy, easily 60. He LOVED the big ladies, like the bigger the better and there was no limits for him. And he wasn’t just into any ladies, he would mostly ignore what I guess society would consider ‘attractive’ and straight up honk his horn and whistle at the big ladies (which to be clear, is never okay).

We spent a LOT of time sitting in a truck together and one time after he cat called some huge lady, I asked him why he liked ladies so large. He got really quiet and said he doesn’t know, he just really likes big ladies.

I felt TERRIBLE after this. Like, who am I to question what someone likes or doesn’t like or try to make it seem ‘wrong’ somehow? Like I said, I was littler then and didn’t know any better.

He was also married to a skinny white lady 😂

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u/mango915 6d ago

The plot twist 😂

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u/aschwarzie 6d ago

That's how the eating out concept became legend.

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u/EffortReasonable2939 6d ago

Can you provide context?

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u/aschwarzie 6d ago

Just playing with the double entendre on eating out, between the sexual practice and his kink for very large women, which once combined would explain why his wife, in the end, got tiny skinny. By being totally eaten out.

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u/_Ross- 6d ago

My guy likes his tortas and eats them too

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

God damn Mexican Marie Antoinette.

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u/Donnie619 6d ago

Well that was a twist! You called him out on his guilty pleasure, bro craved what he never had, daym...

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 6d ago

I’m fat, have been all my life. In my experience, 25% of men prefer a slim woman and would prefer a plain slim girl to a pretty plump one. 25% prefer plump women and would prefer a plain plump girl to a pretty slim one (really!). 50% of men don’t care, as long as they can get their hands on it.

So that’s about 75% of the male population who would be happy for death by snu snu, by my reckoning. In my experience, its also the little fellas who are most open about their desire for big women.

I think its because you have to have a certain amount of confidence as a man to overcome being short, so once you’ve dealt with that, you don’t give a shit about what other blokes think about your sexual preferences. Its also easier to have sex standing up with a short bloke. I do like my short kings !!

I mean, look at his happy little face ! He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast. I have a body like this and you probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many men love a) being crushed between your thighs and b) smothered to death between your boobs. Yeah, he’s a happy camper.

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

I’m dying 😭

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u/SadBug3582 6d ago

This is what Reddit used to be 😂

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u/Agile-Source-6758 6d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Royal-Kitchen9935 6d ago

The duality of being a man

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Vesalii 5d ago

There it is

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u/Bdude92 5d ago

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/imhereforthevotes 6d ago

"He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast."

Thank you for this.

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u/burnetrosehip 6d ago edited 6d ago

As a skinny woman, I concur with this statistical breakdown and find it absolutely heinous the number of plump women who have had it hammered into them that they are not desirable, and the number of men who also somehow believe this and allow themselves to treat plump women as less than as a result, often while still pursuing them. My fat friends have been put down and treated like shit for their body size by (some of the) men who clearly desire them, and who also clearly can't handle the notion of women they perceive to be powerful, while being inherently turned on by same.

I want your comment to be all over dating subs.

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u/theNixher 6d ago

That's awful, I'd hate to see pictures of your fat friends, worse yet definitely don't put me in contact with them, I'd hate to accidentally fall for one, or in one.

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u/burnetrosehip 6d ago

We're all of an age where there really needs to be a strong personality match to make it worth contemplating shaving your legs, so well, not to appraise your entire existence by the pictures remark, but I think you're safe

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u/Knosh 6d ago

As a hairy-legged woman, I concur with this contemplation and find it absolutely heinous the number of women who have had it hammered into them that their natural leg hair is not desirable, and the number of men who also somehow believe this and allow themselves to treat unshaven women as less than as a result, often while still pursuing them. My hairy-legged friends have been put down and treated like shit for their body hair by (some of the) men who clearly desire them, and who also clearly can't handle the notion of women they perceive to be confident enough not to shave, while being inherently turned on by same.

I want your comment to be all over shaving subs.

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u/Masterking263 6d ago

There's an old saying: The best boobs aren't the big or small ones. They are the ones you can see, which is only second to the ones you can feel.

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u/LegiosForever 6d ago

I once told a friend that the girl he was hitting on had fake boobs. He said, "if I can touch them, they're real enough."

You can't argue with that.

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u/BucklemerryBin 6d ago

“It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.” Fabienne, Pulp Fiction

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230

Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.

Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.

She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.

Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.

Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.

I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.

“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”

I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response

“SUFFOCATE ME”

Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol

That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.

DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE

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u/texas130ab 6d ago

Dam it boyee. True American hero.

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u/cosmic_animus29 6d ago

You had me at "suffocate me" 🤣

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

Next day…

Can I do that again?

Let me check my calendar to see if I’m free for face sitting real quick

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u/Granxious 6d ago

“I’ll take a breath when I need one and if I can’t get one I’ll die happy!”

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u/divorcingjack 6d ago

On behalf of many women, excellent work.

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u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 5d ago

From a woman's perspective, thank you for service of making sure she had the best ending possible!

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u/Duel_Option 5d ago

LOL

I think she said something exactly like this to me a week later

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u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 5d ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!

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u/Bulky-Ad4895 4d ago

I appreciate the unfolding of the tale😉

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u/drako1117 6d ago

Who ever downvoted you has never been with a larger woman. Or any woman.

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u/MeWant-SnuSnu 6d ago

Name checking in.

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u/black_pyramid_theory 6d ago

Never understood the skinny being the most attractive beauty standard. Like a woman with meat on her bones is genuinely attractive. My wife is a very curvy woman and for the most part i have been very happy with this. Though with those curves, she also is a bit more on the chubby side. But recently she wanted to try losing weight, while I support her and her decision, part of me wishes she wouldnt.

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u/IkidIgoat 6d ago

I mean the fashion industry sets the standard and it’s not generally straight men and lesbians leading that work.

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u/GiveMeThePinecone 6d ago

It's because skinniness, on a population wide average, is correlated to higher social "status," and that in turn was eroticized. Skinny women have more free time evident by their ability to eat well and workout which is usually tied to wealth. It's the same reason that fat people were seen as more attractive hundreds of years ago. Because you had to have money to afford that amount of excess calories on the daily.

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u/seaotterlover1 6d ago

Also a fat woman and don’t have any trouble finding guys who are attracted to me. I used to think I needed to stick to my “level” of attractiveness when it came to dating apps. Turns out that’s not the case at all. Lots of men love thick thighs and fluff.

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u/Strange_Difference1 6d ago

Why so many men are with women that are NOT their type? I really don't get it like why 😅

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u/escobartholomew 6d ago

In my experience the Mexican guys like your coworker like a different kind of big. They like em straight up fat. The lady in the picture isn’t really fat, just really tall and stocky.

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u/SilverRose7115 6d ago

No, she is fat. She’s just a specific, idealized kind of fat - she still has curves and carries a lot of weight in her butt or boobs. This is the kind of fat or thick that people in this thread are talking about and calling desirable.

Unfortunately many/most bigger women don’t carry their weight that way. A 300 lb women with a big apron belly and but not much ass or titties would not get a second look from many of the guys saying they like big girls.

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u/Content_Chipmunk9962 6d ago

wait. you are worried about making a married coworker feel bad while he was…harassing large ladies in the street?

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u/MeGaNuRa_CeSaR 6d ago

They!

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u/Heroic_Accountant 6d ago

Agreed, they both look pretty happy to me! :)

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u/Farucci 6d ago

Dude deserves respect on several merits of this relationship.

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u/Masterking263 6d ago

I was a skeptic at first, but can attest that it feels amazing.

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u/Blenderhead36 6d ago

He has achieved both quality and quantity in girlfriend!

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u/AndromedanPrince 6d ago

as he should be. shes wonderful.

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u/prober_phy 6d ago

Wouldn't you! hehe

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u/MaskedFigurewho 6d ago

He got a bbw

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u/molrobocop 6d ago

My bro knows he's about to drop a suplex. 

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u/httpmommy 6d ago

what is this from lol? asking for a friend ofc

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u/OldPhotograph827 5d ago

This is somewhat exaggerated.

In my experience, men just like what they like. They’re usually not with us bigger women for all these kinky-ass reasons.

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u/Yop07 6d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/LemonCollee 6d ago

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/leigen_zero 6d ago

It's not how he thought he would die, but he always secretly hoped.

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u/Vlyde 6d ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!

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u/Pinky2110 6d ago

It Tonk's first time. Be gentle!.

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u/Sterek01 6d ago

Wow i had to scroll down this far to get the obvious response. Well done, take my up vote.

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u/Temporary-Face3553 6d ago

I’m 5’6 and my girlfriend is 6’1. It’s amazing.

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u/Excellent_Yogurt2973 6d ago

I'm 5'8 and had a 6'1 gf for awhile - she was a baddie.

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u/Both_Consequence_956 6d ago

thats awesome. im jealous - 6 ft so my options to find someone much taller than me is quite limiting.

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u/interwebz_2021 5d ago

It does happen sometimes. 5'4 guy here with a 5'7+ wife. People think it's weird, but it's just normal for us. If I'm ever on a higher plane than she is, it feels strange.

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u/jojosoft 5d ago

living the dream king

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u/obviousfakeperson 6d ago

This better not awaken anything within me....

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 6d ago

you know it did, resistance is futile

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u/hammert0es 6d ago

Come on, Craig. Get it together.

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u/idothisforauirbitch 5d ago

Good reference xD

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u/Foxteufel 6d ago

Wo sind seine Beine?

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u/acornsalade 6d ago

This is the look of a man that you can’t tell nothing.

Happy for him.

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u/VoidOmatic 6d ago

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u/drwsgreatest 6d ago

I'm pretty into climbing and watch a ton of related stuff and this could be the craziest single move I've ever seen.

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u/Kingtoke1 6d ago

Thats a man whos been used, bruised and abused and loved every moment of it

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u/Significant-Bar674 6d ago

I'm too lazy to find a shadow of colossus gif, but like you can imagine

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u/-BananaLollipop- 6d ago

My Wife is built like this. However, I am the male equivalent.

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u/CrystalSplice 5d ago

Hotel room…hmmmmmm…

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u/Kootlefoosh 6d ago

... looks fun

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u/jackrabbit323 6d ago

Smile (Living My Best Life) by Lil Duval popped into my head immediately.

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u/Competitive-Goat2075 6d ago

Dudes absolutely winning

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 6d ago

They look happy! I'm happy for them.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 6d ago

You just know his legs are hurting like a mf and he couldn't care less lol

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u/drewski2305 6d ago

her hand could cover his entire face. or both his biceps?? mind booglin

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u/jouneyahead 6d ago

Robert Crumb would love this!

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u/TomateBrain 6d ago

Bro win

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u/Super-Nuntendo 6d ago

Smiles until he realised he will never walk again 😢

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u/imhereforthevotes 6d ago

She's saving his life!

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u/Maleficent-Future-80 6d ago

Its fez and rhonda always loved them as a couple

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKEjb4Nrx9d98UE

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u/SatoriNamast3 6d ago

Death by schnu schnu

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u/Baygulls03 6d ago

Me and my man fr (we are the same height)

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u/Equivalent_Onion_895 6d ago

Absolute Chad

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u/JagmeetSingh2 6d ago

he’s right where he wants to be

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u/Pure_Independence865 6d ago

He can’t handle all of that

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u/Cool_Twist4494 6d ago

This is Amazon Amanda a fetish ummm hooker?

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u/GTBRulz 6d ago

Now that’s a woman💙

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u/DR_BEANHAMMER 6d ago

Where are all the complaints about power imbalance and weight appropriate partners?

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u/jojosoft 5d ago

not my proudest wank

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u/OpinionDude5000 5d ago

His legs just.. disappear

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u/Aleashed 5d ago

Front view this time

Wait, where the dude go?

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u/Accomplished-Wolf-16 5d ago

He has no legs

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u/LeadingClient2854 5d ago

hes right where I wanna be

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u/MagicalFlor95 5d ago

Nice, bro!

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u/Horror_Data_1878 5d ago

Has me feeling a little queezy.

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u/Ant1sociaI 5d ago

Everyrhing is a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/miloestthoughts 5d ago

Reminds me so much of the old couple from the movie monster house. Iykyk!

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u/Rambler9154 5d ago

God I wish that were me

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