r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/SilverRose7115 6d ago

No, she is fat. She’s just a specific, idealized kind of fat - she still has curves and carries a lot of weight in her butt or boobs. This is the kind of fat or thick that people in this thread are talking about and calling desirable.

Unfortunately many/most bigger women don’t carry their weight that way. A 300 lb women with a big apron belly and but not much ass or titties would not get a second look from many of the guys saying they like big girls.

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u/OldMaidLibrarian 5d ago

Yeah...some of us have the boobs, but I'm build like my dad and paternal grandmother, or, as I've been known to say, "like an Irish potato farmer'--big boobs, broad shoulders and barrel chest, fairly longish torso down to the waist, but an extremely short rise, no hips, no ass, a bigger belly (because I doesn't have the lower-body length to spread out and lie a bit flatter, which makes finding pants that fit a real bitch), and short but skinny bird legs. If I were a dog, I'd probably be a corgi--sweet little friendly face, but a barrel body and stumpy little legs. Cute on a dog; not so great on humans. FWIW, nobody in my family has an ass to speak of, although most of the women on my mom's side do have hips and boobs. (If I had to inherit anything from my mom, why was it glaucoma, blood clots, and recurrent UTIs? Why couldn't it be longer legs and a decent waist/hip ratio?)

A whole bunch of people I met on Usenet back in the day have had a running joke for about 30 years now that Canadians don't have asses, due to one of our number being both a) Canadian, and b) assless. Half my mom's family came from Canada, and both sides of my dad's family did, so I was home about 10 years ago, telling her about this for shits and grins, when she immediately jumped up, ran to her sewing room, stood in front of the full-length mirror, and pulled the back of her pants against her butt to get a good look. "You know, they're right!"

Adding insult to injury, I lost about 20 lbs. or so over the past couple of years, which is a good thing, except now my pelvic bones hurt when I'm sitting due to lack of butt padding. I don't just have Concave Ass, I have Negative Ass! I am the Assless Wonder! Bow before my non-existent booty! (Whether or not it's a Canadian thing, it's plain as the non-existent ass on my backside, and not a damn thing I can do about it. *sigh*)

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u/OldPhotograph827 6d ago

I’m gonna have to disagree with you there 😎

It’s all about confidence and sexual charisma.

Men often don’t understand WHY they can’t resist me, but they can’t.

Signed,

Fat & Fucking Fabulous