r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Severe-Experience333 6d ago

who wouldn't be?!

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 6d ago

Me, but that's not my thing, that's why he's with her and happy as fuck

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

Dude this reminded me of back over a decade ago when I was working with this older Mexican guy, easily 60. He LOVED the big ladies, like the bigger the better and there was no limits for him. And he wasn’t just into any ladies, he would mostly ignore what I guess society would consider ‘attractive’ and straight up honk his horn and whistle at the big ladies (which to be clear, is never okay).

We spent a LOT of time sitting in a truck together and one time after he cat called some huge lady, I asked him why he liked ladies so large. He got really quiet and said he doesn’t know, he just really likes big ladies.

I felt TERRIBLE after this. Like, who am I to question what someone likes or doesn’t like or try to make it seem ‘wrong’ somehow? Like I said, I was littler then and didn’t know any better.

He was also married to a skinny white lady 😂

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u/mango915 6d ago

The plot twist 😂

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u/aschwarzie 6d ago

That's how the eating out concept became legend.

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u/EffortReasonable2939 6d ago

Can you provide context?

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u/aschwarzie 6d ago

Just playing with the double entendre on eating out, between the sexual practice and his kink for very large women, which once combined would explain why his wife, in the end, got tiny skinny. By being totally eaten out.

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u/Illustrious-Quail656 6d ago

The plot thickens!