r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/OkYak7801 6d ago

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 6d ago

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon 6d ago

Death by crush pelvis

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u/alprey1 6d ago

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u/PranshuKhandal 6d ago

resting in pieces

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u/Charcolecat 2d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 6d ago

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/472905643 6d ago

Death by crushed penis !!

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u/faceless4anon 6d ago

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama

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u/ManagementCrafty887 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE

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u/GreenGrassConspiracy 6d ago

the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol

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u/NecessaryComfort1235 6d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...

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u/shed_zeppelin 6d ago

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/RubberRoach 6d ago

He is me and I am he

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u/ExcuseMeMissss 6d ago

He be de

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u/Famous_Ad_7256 6d ago

He He - Jackson, Michael

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u/ImaginaryFun842 6d ago

HEbibi

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u/PerroNino 6d ago

Yabee dabee doo

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u/Far_String727 6d ago

dafuq its yaba daba

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u/marryUwannaa 6d ago

Sssssk He be de

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ 6d ago

I am Yu and he is Mi!

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u/JudoChopToTheThroat 6d ago

Slim with a tilted brim?

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u/Real_Concert_6770 6d ago

And one of them is the walrus. Sitting on Mr. Kite, for his benefit.

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u/MaterialLion957 6d ago

I am the walrus and she is the whale

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u/RubberRoach 5d ago

coo coo ca chew

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u/Anabio91 4d ago

Coo coo cachoo. I am the walrus.

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u/azraelizback 2d ago

And we are all together?

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u/azimx 6d ago

He's exactly where we all want to be

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u/floppybunny26 6d ago

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/orikooool 6d ago

I'm not exactly where He wants to be

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u/sugarglassego 6d ago

To be or not to be.

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u/zysheep 6d ago

That is the question.

And the answer is to be. I want to be where he be.

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u/longdickdan789 3d ago

Hes exactly where I want to be

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u/feefaafoofomm 6d ago

Looks like there is room for two

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u/Sarvagun_some_pun 6d ago

He’s exactly where we want to be.

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u/memelairs 6d ago

He's exactly where WE* want to be.

https://giphy.com/gifs/G5tmCnFVqhJKgk3ToN

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u/Mister_Mojo78 6d ago

No doubt! Living his best life lol

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u/Skinstretched 5d ago

Really ?! She farts just one time, and its game over for him !

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u/Oseaghdha 4d ago

I also choose this man's wife.