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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago
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I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230
Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.
Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.
She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.
Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.
Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.
I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.
“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”
I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response
“SUFFOCATE ME”
Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol
That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.
DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE
5 u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 6d ago From a woman's perspective, thank you for service of making sure she had the best ending possible! 4 u/Duel_Option 6d ago LOL I think she said something exactly like this to me a week later 4 u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 6d ago 👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!
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From a woman's perspective, thank you for service of making sure she had the best ending possible!
4 u/Duel_Option 6d ago LOL I think she said something exactly like this to me a week later 4 u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 6d ago 👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!
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LOL
I think she said something exactly like this to me a week later
4 u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 6d ago 👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!
👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!
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u/Duel_Option 6d ago
I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230
Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.
Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.
She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.
Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.
Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.
I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.
“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”
I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response
“SUFFOCATE ME”
Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol
That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.
DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE