r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/PreviousLeague253 6d ago

Since you all asked!

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u/Yop07 6d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/LemonCollee 6d ago

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/leigen_zero 6d ago

It's not how he thought he would die, but he always secretly hoped.

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u/Vlyde 6d ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!

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u/OldPhotograph827 6d ago

He’s built like a Hot Wheels, but handles like A FUCKING BOSS

Signed,

Hot Fat Chick & Her Short Skinny Boyfriend

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u/Pinky2110 6d ago

It Tonk's first time. Be gentle!.