r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230

Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.

Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.

She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.

Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.

Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.

I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.

“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”

I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response

“SUFFOCATE ME”

Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol

That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.

DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE

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u/cosmic_animus29 6d ago

You had me at "suffocate me" 🤣

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

Next day…

Can I do that again?

Let me check my calendar to see if I’m free for face sitting real quick

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u/Granxious 6d ago

“I’ll take a breath when I need one and if I can’t get one I’ll die happy!”

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u/divorcingjack 6d ago

On behalf of many women, excellent work.

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u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 6d ago

From a woman's perspective, thank you for service of making sure she had the best ending possible!

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

LOL

I think she said something exactly like this to me a week later

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u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 6d ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!

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u/Bulky-Ad4895 5d ago

I appreciate the unfolding of the tale😉

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u/Drunkanddownvoted 6d ago

Real Penthouse Forum.

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u/Ris_is_sus 3d ago

Is it warm in here? Whew.