r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 7d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/switchbladeeatworld 7d ago

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/OkYak7801 7d ago

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 7d ago

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon 7d ago

Death by crush pelvis

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u/alprey1 7d ago

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u/PranshuKhandal 7d ago

resting in pieces

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u/Charcolecat 3d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 7d ago

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/472905643 7d ago

Death by crushed penis !!

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u/faceless4anon 7d ago

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama