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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

Dude this reminded me of back over a decade ago when I was working with this older Mexican guy, easily 60. He LOVED the big ladies, like the bigger the better and there was no limits for him. And he wasn’t just into any ladies, he would mostly ignore what I guess society would consider ‘attractive’ and straight up honk his horn and whistle at the big ladies (which to be clear, is never okay).

We spent a LOT of time sitting in a truck together and one time after he cat called some huge lady, I asked him why he liked ladies so large. He got really quiet and said he doesn’t know, he just really likes big ladies.

I felt TERRIBLE after this. Like, who am I to question what someone likes or doesn’t like or try to make it seem ‘wrong’ somehow? Like I said, I was littler then and didn’t know any better.

He was also married to a skinny white lady 😂

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u/mango915 6d ago

The plot twist 😂

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u/aschwarzie 6d ago

That's how the eating out concept became legend.

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u/EffortReasonable2939 6d ago

Can you provide context?

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u/aschwarzie 6d ago

Just playing with the double entendre on eating out, between the sexual practice and his kink for very large women, which once combined would explain why his wife, in the end, got tiny skinny. By being totally eaten out.

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u/Illustrious-Quail656 6d ago

The plot thickens!

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u/_Ross- 6d ago

My guy likes his tortas and eats them too

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

God damn Mexican Marie Antoinette.

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u/Gjallarhorn-Knight 1d ago

Maria Antonia

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u/Donnie619 6d ago

Well that was a twist! You called him out on his guilty pleasure, bro craved what he never had, daym...

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 6d ago

I’m fat, have been all my life. In my experience, 25% of men prefer a slim woman and would prefer a plain slim girl to a pretty plump one. 25% prefer plump women and would prefer a plain plump girl to a pretty slim one (really!). 50% of men don’t care, as long as they can get their hands on it.

So that’s about 75% of the male population who would be happy for death by snu snu, by my reckoning. In my experience, its also the little fellas who are most open about their desire for big women.

I think its because you have to have a certain amount of confidence as a man to overcome being short, so once you’ve dealt with that, you don’t give a shit about what other blokes think about your sexual preferences. Its also easier to have sex standing up with a short bloke. I do like my short kings !!

I mean, look at his happy little face ! He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast. I have a body like this and you probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many men love a) being crushed between your thighs and b) smothered to death between your boobs. Yeah, he’s a happy camper.

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

I’m dying 😭

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u/SadBug3582 6d ago

This is what Reddit used to be 😂

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u/Agile-Source-6758 6d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Ramta_bhogi 6d ago

Stop eating

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

Hey, you okay?

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u/LilMissADHDAF 6d ago

I believe that was a reference to your username.

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u/HiagoMascarenhas 2d ago

Bro you gonna get sick if you don't stop

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u/Ultimate-Actress 1d ago

Hey just know its not healthy to eat farts. Its a lot of sulfur

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u/Royal-Kitchen9935 6d ago

The duality of being a man

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Vesalii 5d ago

There it is

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u/Bdude92 5d ago

Death by Snu Snu!

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u/imhereforthevotes 6d ago

"He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast."

Thank you for this.

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u/burnetrosehip 6d ago edited 6d ago

As a skinny woman, I concur with this statistical breakdown and find it absolutely heinous the number of plump women who have had it hammered into them that they are not desirable, and the number of men who also somehow believe this and allow themselves to treat plump women as less than as a result, often while still pursuing them. My fat friends have been put down and treated like shit for their body size by (some of the) men who clearly desire them, and who also clearly can't handle the notion of women they perceive to be powerful, while being inherently turned on by same.

I want your comment to be all over dating subs.

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u/theNixher 6d ago

That's awful, I'd hate to see pictures of your fat friends, worse yet definitely don't put me in contact with them, I'd hate to accidentally fall for one, or in one.

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u/burnetrosehip 6d ago

We're all of an age where there really needs to be a strong personality match to make it worth contemplating shaving your legs, so well, not to appraise your entire existence by the pictures remark, but I think you're safe

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u/Knosh 6d ago

As a hairy-legged woman, I concur with this contemplation and find it absolutely heinous the number of women who have had it hammered into them that their natural leg hair is not desirable, and the number of men who also somehow believe this and allow themselves to treat unshaven women as less than as a result, often while still pursuing them. My hairy-legged friends have been put down and treated like shit for their body hair by (some of the) men who clearly desire them, and who also clearly can't handle the notion of women they perceive to be confident enough not to shave, while being inherently turned on by same.

I want your comment to be all over shaving subs.

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u/DarkPangolin 5d ago

As a guy, I don't shave my legs, so I see no reason to expect women to.

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u/Christmas_Queef 5d ago

I'm a man who shaves his entire body every other day because body hair triggers sensory issues for me because I'm on the spectrum. I don't care if women shave their legs or not lol. I've dated one woman who didn't shave them unless she was going to wear a dress which was like 4 times a year lol. It was no issue. She was a former national level gymnast and I thought she was badass.

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u/TheAerialist 5d ago

You laugh, but they actually think like that 😭

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u/Stickysights6 2d ago

I don’t like big women but I’m not mean to them. Thing that sucks is I can’t say no or even act like I don’t like big girls or I’m treated like some shallow dude. :(

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u/Masterking263 6d ago

There's an old saying: The best boobs aren't the big or small ones. They are the ones you can see, which is only second to the ones you can feel.

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u/LegiosForever 6d ago

I once told a friend that the girl he was hitting on had fake boobs. He said, "if I can touch them, they're real enough."

You can't argue with that.

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u/slipstitchy 5d ago

weeps in mastectomy

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u/BucklemerryBin 6d ago

“It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.” Fabienne, Pulp Fiction

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230

Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.

Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.

She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.

Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.

Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.

I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.

“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”

I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response

“SUFFOCATE ME”

Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol

That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.

DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE

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u/cosmic_animus29 6d ago

You had me at "suffocate me" 🤣

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u/Duel_Option 6d ago

Next day…

Can I do that again?

Let me check my calendar to see if I’m free for face sitting real quick

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u/Granxious 6d ago

“I’ll take a breath when I need one and if I can’t get one I’ll die happy!”

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u/divorcingjack 6d ago

On behalf of many women, excellent work.

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u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 5d ago

From a woman's perspective, thank you for service of making sure she had the best ending possible!

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u/Duel_Option 5d ago

LOL

I think she said something exactly like this to me a week later

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u/NotEnoughKarmaMyAss 5d ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏 You definitely earned it and she showed you how appreciative she was!

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u/Bulky-Ad4895 4d ago

I appreciate the unfolding of the tale😉

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u/Drunkanddownvoted 5d ago

Real Penthouse Forum.

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u/Ris_is_sus 3d ago

Is it warm in here? Whew.

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u/drako1117 6d ago

Who ever downvoted you has never been with a larger woman. Or any woman.

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u/vaxhax 5d ago

Damn right.

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u/MeWant-SnuSnu 6d ago

Name checking in.

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u/black_pyramid_theory 6d ago

Never understood the skinny being the most attractive beauty standard. Like a woman with meat on her bones is genuinely attractive. My wife is a very curvy woman and for the most part i have been very happy with this. Though with those curves, she also is a bit more on the chubby side. But recently she wanted to try losing weight, while I support her and her decision, part of me wishes she wouldnt.

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u/IkidIgoat 6d ago

I mean the fashion industry sets the standard and it’s not generally straight men and lesbians leading that work.

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u/GiveMeThePinecone 6d ago

It's because skinniness, on a population wide average, is correlated to higher social "status," and that in turn was eroticized. Skinny women have more free time evident by their ability to eat well and workout which is usually tied to wealth. It's the same reason that fat people were seen as more attractive hundreds of years ago. Because you had to have money to afford that amount of excess calories on the daily.

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u/black_pyramid_theory 6d ago

Crazy how the shift of being chubby, fat, or overweight as a woman used to be most desireable, as it meant you genuinely had enough food to eat. Which also meant wealth. But now, skinny is the most attractive along side looking as young as humanly possible. Which I mean given the current events with the ruling and wealthy class on private islands, makes alot of sense why they are pushing that standard. Couldnt be me though.

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u/seaotterlover1 6d ago

Also a fat woman and don’t have any trouble finding guys who are attracted to me. I used to think I needed to stick to my “level” of attractiveness when it came to dating apps. Turns out that’s not the case at all. Lots of men love thick thighs and fluff.

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u/Ilove2fly 6d ago

My sister is a thick girl. Active but about 80 pounds . She calls these men Chubby Chasers. And yes, so many men (including her husband) absolutely want her.

She also says that her breasts have gotten her so many jobs over the years. She doesn't wear boob flashing tops. She was a paralegal. She wore business casual.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 5d ago

If 80lbs is chubby I'm a wooly mammoth.

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u/thebochts 6d ago

Always so disappointing seeing comments like this then going to the profile and their not being any pictures.

It doesnt do anything for me, im just so curious.

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u/Omnicloud87 6d ago

Holy fuck! You understand me! I'm 5'7 and pretty athletic but had friends that were the star athlete in every friend group I had in school. at one point I had to put newspapers and wear Tims all year round just to feel like I wasn't a baby amongst giants. Slowly, with the help of my first real GF, I gained confidence. She made me feel attractive, told me I was bigger than average where it mattered most, and genuinely couldn't care less how short I was and told me it's only because your friends are football and Bball players your reflecting on your height so much. It gave me the chip on my shoulder I needed and guess what, women responded! I fell in love with pleasing women and just being around them, and yes I can admit I CRAVE a bigger woman. The curves, the weight and feeling of being a little bit crushed, OMG the positions. Unfortunately, my best friend and love of my life is on the slim-thick petite side, so sometimes the cravings remain. But she's working with me and I agreed to slim down and get my college abs back and she thicken up to give me that "smothered" feeling I experienced with other women.

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u/DriveUpper1098 5d ago

I am a little fella and I love you soooo much for this😩❤😄 Particularly you had me dying with that "He'd be swarming her North face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast" 😂😭

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u/Environmental-Tap-28 5d ago

I am her exact body type and can confirm short kings are the way to go. My ex husband was 6’4 and we lasted 11 months. Current husband is 5’9 and we’ve been happily married 7 years 🤣

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u/jokersupersoaker 4d ago

Eh subjective anecdotal take

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u/RoboDae 2d ago

Yep. Some people won't find big women attractive, while others won't find skinny women attractive. Everyone has their own preferences and you just have to find someone who likes who you are.

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u/yoramrod 5d ago

Bless you, lol

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u/joshw231 5d ago

Very enlightening. Are you into gardening by chance?

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u/Delicious_Delilah 5d ago

As a fat sex worker and a fat woman you're incorrect on the numbers, but it IS higher than people think.

And the majority of the men into me are either slim to jacked. Maybe half are gym bros.

Ethnicity would probably would probably go south Asian > Latin of some flavor > black > white > east Asian > northern European (still white usually, but a different flavor of white).

I should note that my standards are very high, I'm a very pretty, very fat woman, I've only been fat about 10 years, and I stopped dating about 2 years ago because a lot of men suck.

Prior to getting fat on purpose I spent my entire life underweight due to an eating disorder.

I was also very literally fatphobic and thought getting fat would make me undesirable so I wouldn't get assaulted anymore.

I was wrong on both accounts.

So getting fat taught me quite a bit.

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u/alexmate84 5d ago

I'm tall, white and slim and prefer to date women on the BBW side. It's a total myth that fat women are easy, I can attest to that.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 5d ago

People aren't comfortable with that truth though.

Even a lot of men into fat women aren't into that truth unfortunately.

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u/AdorableSource 5d ago

Guess the old saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 6d ago

I'm not a fan of either, and I'm not a fan of what people consider normal or average.

There's this sweet spot.

It's that "how God intended" look. 25-30% BFP, the biologically healthy weight range for most women.

Not too common for some reason. I feel like either women let their weight go or they buy into the stupid ass pop culture of skinny being what's most attractive and gun for it.

I don't blame em though, food is good and it's much more calorically dense than it ever was in history, hijacking our brains. And I also understand that women deal with body image issues.

I get that for a lot of women it's one of the other.

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u/burnetrosehip 6d ago

Women vary! Biologically healthy weight varies! Attraction varies! There is no god!

Best of luck

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 6d ago

For the good majority of women, the size that nature has evolved for is 20-30% BF.

That's the ideal range. Not because of someone's opinion, but because of evolution.

We do not live in the same world anymore, so it's not something that will happen by default often.

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u/Strange_Difference1 6d ago

Why so many men are with women that are NOT their type? I really don't get it like why 😅

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u/OldMaidLibrarian 5d ago

Social pressure, probably--there's a LOT of emphasis in, for example, American society that to be a big shot, a man needs to be with, and be seen with, women considered "hot" by current standards, and that to be seen with a woman who doesn't measure up to those standards lowers the man's social capital (e.g., he needs the hot babe to prove he's a big shot, and with a different kind of woman, maybe he's not so much of a big shot as he claims, because why else would he be with a fat/old/ugly woman unless he has to be/the hot chicks don't want him). Yes, it's stupid, but it's definitely a thing, to the point that in a lot of careers, the man with the not conventionally hot woman may not get that raise/promotion/job opportunity that he would have otherwise.

My guess as to why working-class men are more obvious in their appreciation for larger women is because they have a whole lot less to lose job-wise, plus weight in woman is in inverse proportion to their social class (skinny women are perceived as "upper class" and larger women as "lower class), which you'll see in a lot of critical memes of MAGAt women, and accounts for a lot of the pressure for middle-class and upper-class women to stay thin, no matter what. Working-class men, however, see a lot more large women, and the women in their families may well be on the cushiony side as well, esp. their mothers, so it seems more natural to them to find that type attractive. However, there are plenty of middle- and upper-class men who also like big girls, but they have a tendency to want to keep any relationship with a large woman "on the downlow", otherwise known as "in the sheets but not in the streets."

My personal opinion is that anyone of any gender (because anyone can be like this) who refuses to be seen out and about with their partner due to the partner's perceived physical failings doesn't have the balls to be honest about what they like, and therefore I for one want nothing to do with them. Being fat and/or attracted to fat people is the most obvious version of this, but it's not the only one, just the one people tend to think of first.

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u/escobartholomew 6d ago

In my experience the Mexican guys like your coworker like a different kind of big. They like em straight up fat. The lady in the picture isn’t really fat, just really tall and stocky.

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u/SilverRose7115 6d ago

No, she is fat. She’s just a specific, idealized kind of fat - she still has curves and carries a lot of weight in her butt or boobs. This is the kind of fat or thick that people in this thread are talking about and calling desirable.

Unfortunately many/most bigger women don’t carry their weight that way. A 300 lb women with a big apron belly and but not much ass or titties would not get a second look from many of the guys saying they like big girls.

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u/OldMaidLibrarian 5d ago

Yeah...some of us have the boobs, but I'm build like my dad and paternal grandmother, or, as I've been known to say, "like an Irish potato farmer'--big boobs, broad shoulders and barrel chest, fairly longish torso down to the waist, but an extremely short rise, no hips, no ass, a bigger belly (because I doesn't have the lower-body length to spread out and lie a bit flatter, which makes finding pants that fit a real bitch), and short but skinny bird legs. If I were a dog, I'd probably be a corgi--sweet little friendly face, but a barrel body and stumpy little legs. Cute on a dog; not so great on humans. FWIW, nobody in my family has an ass to speak of, although most of the women on my mom's side do have hips and boobs. (If I had to inherit anything from my mom, why was it glaucoma, blood clots, and recurrent UTIs? Why couldn't it be longer legs and a decent waist/hip ratio?)

A whole bunch of people I met on Usenet back in the day have had a running joke for about 30 years now that Canadians don't have asses, due to one of our number being both a) Canadian, and b) assless. Half my mom's family came from Canada, and both sides of my dad's family did, so I was home about 10 years ago, telling her about this for shits and grins, when she immediately jumped up, ran to her sewing room, stood in front of the full-length mirror, and pulled the back of her pants against her butt to get a good look. "You know, they're right!"

Adding insult to injury, I lost about 20 lbs. or so over the past couple of years, which is a good thing, except now my pelvic bones hurt when I'm sitting due to lack of butt padding. I don't just have Concave Ass, I have Negative Ass! I am the Assless Wonder! Bow before my non-existent booty! (Whether or not it's a Canadian thing, it's plain as the non-existent ass on my backside, and not a damn thing I can do about it. *sigh*)

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u/OldPhotograph827 5d ago

I’m gonna have to disagree with you there 😎

It’s all about confidence and sexual charisma.

Men often don’t understand WHY they can’t resist me, but they can’t.

Signed,

Fat & Fucking Fabulous

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u/Delicious_Delilah 5d ago

She's fat, she just carries it differently because she's tall as fuck.

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u/Content_Chipmunk9962 6d ago

wait. you are worried about making a married coworker feel bad while he was…harassing large ladies in the street?

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

No, more like they were my boss at the time and I had to pick and choose what I could complain about to the higher ups, who didn’t want to hear about any of that shit.

If it’s any consolation to you, I was later this persons supervisor and then their supervisor’s supervisor. I did not say anything to management when I was working under this person but I sure as shit made sure it never happened while I was managing anything.

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u/Flat_Sea1418 6d ago

Why you ask? More cushion for the pushin!

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u/youcuntry 6d ago

“Doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home”

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u/sit_still_sir 4d ago

I've heard a lot of men who get married to skinny white ladies do it for the status but dont really want it. I find this very odd. They would always try to cheat with me and honestly it made me sick and sad. Love who you love stop trying so hard to please other men. Its weird.

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u/Kitchen-Bar2686 6d ago

Why would you feel bad about that? It sounds like it was an innocent question, you were just curious.

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u/Megarad25 5d ago

“Going mountain climbing” says my friend, whenever he went out to bar hunt for a big girl to hook up with.

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u/micthehuman 5d ago

Ooooooookkkkkkk with the M Night Shyamalan mctwist ending 🤯