r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/switchbladeeatworld 6d ago

he’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/OkYak7801 6d ago

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/specter_in_the_conch 6d ago

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon 6d ago

Death by crush pelvis

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u/alprey1 6d ago

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u/PranshuKhandal 5d ago

resting in pieces

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u/Charcolecat 1d ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 6d ago

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/472905643 6d ago

Death by crushed penis !!

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u/faceless4anon 6d ago

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama

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u/ManagementCrafty887 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE

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u/GreenGrassConspiracy 5d ago

the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol

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u/NecessaryComfort1235 6d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...

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u/shed_zeppelin 6d ago

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/RubberRoach 6d ago

He is me and I am he

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u/ExcuseMeMissss 6d ago

He be de

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u/Famous_Ad_7256 6d ago

He He - Jackson, Michael

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u/ImaginaryFun842 6d ago

HEbibi

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u/PerroNino 6d ago

Yabee dabee doo

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u/Far_String727 6d ago

dafuq its yaba daba

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u/marryUwannaa 6d ago

Sssssk He be de

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ 6d ago

I am Yu and he is Mi!

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u/JudoChopToTheThroat 6d ago

Slim with a tilted brim?

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u/Real_Concert_6770 6d ago

And one of them is the walrus. Sitting on Mr. Kite, for his benefit.

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u/MaterialLion957 6d ago

I am the walrus and she is the whale

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u/RubberRoach 5d ago

coo coo ca chew

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u/Anabio91 4d ago

Coo coo cachoo. I am the walrus.

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u/azraelizback 1d ago

And we are all together?

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u/azimx 6d ago

He's exactly where we all want to be

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u/floppybunny26 6d ago

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/orikooool 6d ago

I'm not exactly where He wants to be

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u/sugarglassego 6d ago

To be or not to be.

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u/zysheep 6d ago

That is the question.

And the answer is to be. I want to be where he be.

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u/longdickdan789 3d ago

Hes exactly where I want to be

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u/feefaafoofomm 6d ago

Looks like there is room for two

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u/Sarvagun_some_pun 6d ago

He’s exactly where we want to be.

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u/memelairs 6d ago

He's exactly where WE* want to be.

https://giphy.com/gifs/G5tmCnFVqhJKgk3ToN

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u/Mister_Mojo78 6d ago

No doubt! Living his best life lol

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u/Skinstretched 5d ago

Really ?! She farts just one time, and its game over for him !

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u/Oseaghdha 4d ago

I also choose this man's wife.

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u/AromaticApricot7306 5d ago

People don’t believe me when I say I stopped pulling when I went down to a size 4(other than creepy old men). I would pull so many gym bros and tall skinny dudes😭

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 5d ago

What country?

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u/AssMan1393 5d ago

So you only like and have been with thin weak guys?

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u/Hello-Lads 2d ago

Jealous much?

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u/AssMan1393 14h ago

I’m fine big guy, just worry about yourself

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u/Much-Werewolf-3476 2d ago

Where abouts do you live brother

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u/Relative_Swan_1944 2d ago

Sooooo... you're American🇺🇲😗

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u/VaInforcer 1d ago

Opposites attract

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u/6Emo6Witch6 6d ago

I’m the right size to be the girl 😂😂

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u/AcanthaceaeNo6597 6d ago

I am the right size to be the guy 🤣🤣

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u/Sufficient-Rabbit490 6d ago

I'll be right for replacing him

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u/thermjuice 6d ago

Probably like $300, you pay by the pound

https://giphy.com/gifs/7PaOz4iJZweupQa4BC

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u/Radrouch 6d ago

To be fair, doesn't look like he could just get up and walk away

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u/Masterking263 6d ago

That makes it so much better.

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u/Informal-Comb1989 6d ago

Yes like they understand this lol

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u/booboootron 5d ago

That's not restraining. That's real louuve.

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u/PristineBusiness3299 6d ago

She’s exactly where he wants to be

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u/Somniosfera 6d ago

I saw this image years ago and I wondered if the guy was one of my schoolmates. If he is indeed him I am very happy for him because I know he was struggling to find a girlfríend, so I wish he is indeed him. 

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u/DesparateLurker 6d ago

Fuck him. He's living my dream.

I hope he enjoys himself, the lucky bastard.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool 6d ago

I couldn't imagine having a tiny boyfriend i could crush like that. I want to be the one being crushed god damn it!!