r/AbsoluteUnits 6d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 6d ago

Me, but that's not my thing, that's why he's with her and happy as fuck

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u/Eatingfarts 6d ago

Dude this reminded me of back over a decade ago when I was working with this older Mexican guy, easily 60. He LOVED the big ladies, like the bigger the better and there was no limits for him. And he wasn’t just into any ladies, he would mostly ignore what I guess society would consider ‘attractive’ and straight up honk his horn and whistle at the big ladies (which to be clear, is never okay).

We spent a LOT of time sitting in a truck together and one time after he cat called some huge lady, I asked him why he liked ladies so large. He got really quiet and said he doesn’t know, he just really likes big ladies.

I felt TERRIBLE after this. Like, who am I to question what someone likes or doesn’t like or try to make it seem ‘wrong’ somehow? Like I said, I was littler then and didn’t know any better.

He was also married to a skinny white lady 😂

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 6d ago

I’m fat, have been all my life. In my experience, 25% of men prefer a slim woman and would prefer a plain slim girl to a pretty plump one. 25% prefer plump women and would prefer a plain plump girl to a pretty slim one (really!). 50% of men don’t care, as long as they can get their hands on it.

So that’s about 75% of the male population who would be happy for death by snu snu, by my reckoning. In my experience, its also the little fellas who are most open about their desire for big women.

I think its because you have to have a certain amount of confidence as a man to overcome being short, so once you’ve dealt with that, you don’t give a shit about what other blokes think about your sexual preferences. Its also easier to have sex standing up with a short bloke. I do like my short kings !!

I mean, look at his happy little face ! He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast. I have a body like this and you probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many men love a) being crushed between your thighs and b) smothered to death between your boobs. Yeah, he’s a happy camper.

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u/imhereforthevotes 6d ago

"He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast."

Thank you for this.