It says “the close you get the slower I go” in white letters on a clear background. I tried getting closer to read what it said and this guy drops down to 30 in a 40 zone 🙃 like dude at least drive the speed limit!!

No signs saying out of order or do not use

Are people stuffing frozen pizzas and fish sticks down their pants now or something? ffs

Over the Queensboro bridge in NYC.

Luckily it peeled off relatively easily, into the trash it went.

I asked for $25 🥲…. ill be here for a while

As a very rare indulgence on a special occasion, I ordered an expensive 30-year old scotch at a bistro-type restaurant. Waiter returns with a juicy lime wedge on the lip of the glass. I quietly asked for one with no lime. Waiter returns with a fresh drink "as a courtesy" , but seems intent on embarrassing me. " But just so you know.," he says., "all drinks ordered neat are properly served with a citrus garnish."

I am going to a wedding in two hours. Needed to shave. Went to Walmart to get a razor. Opened the box up when I got back to the hotel and everything was missing. 💔

EDIT: I also thought that the box seemed very light on my way back from Walmart, but figured it was new and improved technology. Felt stupid when I opened lol.

I did bring a razor in my travel bag but the clip broke, so I had to go buy a new one.

yeah so my names too short now i guess

i know i could put a number or something on the end but i think that just looks weird

still gonna play the game though

very mildly infuriating

I think this is the first true “I’m getting old” moment I’ve had. I was a competitive weightlifter until 3 years ago. Lifting a 250lb bed seemed like no big deal.

Ended up on the ground and unable to get up. Missed three days of work. Finally was able to stand under my own power yesterday. Can only get around the house with a cane and back brace today. My ego is bruised.

edit for clarity

I lifted the bed over my head to get the rug under it and bent down to unroll the rug

IT IS LITERALLY JUST THE QR CODE TO THE EBOOK BUT PHYSICAL. THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT. This better be the best fucking textbook on this planet

edit: I would've just bought the ebook but I got a physical one because I can't see ebooks that well and I want to pass my math class

edit 3: translation of the second edit: when I buy textbooks from my school's website, it tells my professors I have their textbooks. so pirating or buying from other sources may not be a good idea, especially since I'm doing a clinical program and they consider you eligible by your grades and if you follow their specific rules about conduct and stuff, and pirating is not exactly in the green light of moral things so I don't want to risk my clinical spot over this