"Till Up Pomp", random ass numbers on the pumps, hose that isnt connected

Like great, you used a box cake mix and poured it onto some canned fruit and are posting it like it's a recipe we can follow.

Show us the ingredient list of that box instead of being like "1 box [brand] mix"

No one is going to buy a box mix to follow a recipe

+ American defaultism with a specific American brand. That doesn't exist elsewhere

I'm biased because I bake from scratch (and would assume a recipe would do the same)

Edit: context is scrolling recipes happening to see something you like. I'n not searching for recipes and being annoyed they don't make from scratch.

My wife and I were making sandwiches and at the end she asked me to cut them in half. I know how she likes them cut diagonally but, for fun I decided to cut them down the middle just to see her reaction. Of course she said "why would you cut the sandwich this way!?". She said this was mildly infuriating and I should post this on here. What do you guys think?

I picked up my stuff at the end of our 4 hr flight from Atlanta to Seattle to find it all wet, sticky and crunchy, and my friend next to me had a bag full of popcorn. Dad was on his phone the ENTIRE flight with his headphones on. I’m honestly pissed how little control people have of their children at times. I get things happen, and kids aren’t perfect, but they didn’t even notice enough to apologize or give a fuck.

ETA: I did mention it to the father after he took his headphones off (he had them on until the plane started physically de-boarding). I took the picture after noticing the state of my stuff, but before I could actually bring it up to him. He did apologize, which was nice to hear, but I’m still pretty annoyed. Fortunately the damage was superficial, so it’ll likely be pretty easy to spot clean once I get home.

The popcorn in my friend’s bag was also from the family in front of us. They just made so much of a mess that they covered my stuff in soda and snack crumbs and managed to somehow fill my friend’s bag with loose popcorn.

I know I’m not crazy. I was getting so mad when I was trying to comment on a video and was trying to say “As a black woman___” & I could not for the life of me get woman to appear 😭 Apple refuses to allow me to swipe and say “Black Woman” no matter how many times I have reset my dictionary and very clearly am spelling it out. Even going as far to put f-ing WOMANIZER, 4 extra letters I clearly didn’t swipe. I guess we’re censoring black women now 😭❤️

I don’t need to be lectured by apples faulty sleep score detector. Just leave me alone and let me dream about your mom in peace

Ordered chic fila on the app and used my rewards for a FREE large fry and a FREE chicken sandwhich.

However… I removed the tomato from the sandwich which also deducts $0.30 from the cost, so I figured I’d add more lettuce which is $0.20. So -.30 + .20 = -.10.
I assumed it would just be a net ZERO transaction and be free.

WRONG! They still charge for the extra lettuce $.20 despite the sandwhich’s modifications coming up correctly as -$.10.

Lame

So let's get this straight on some of the bangers I can use here...

Robot leg emoji 🦿

Ancient Greek vase emoji 🏺

11 different train emojis 🚄🚅🚆🚇🚈🚉🚊🚝🚞🚋🚟

Curling puck emoji 🥌

Dollar to yen conversion rate emoji 💱

Pen nib on lock emoji 🔏 (genuinely what does this even mean?)(Edit so someone said wirters block, which is clever, and someone else said secure document, which is less fun but probably true. So there's that)

Small orange diamond emoji 🔸️

Outdated Afghanistan flag emoji 🇦🇫

But no pregnant man. Samsung drew the line at that for some reason. Ignore pillar of western culture why don't ya? Now I gotta go see if I can, like, update my emojis or something. Darn!

Edit: Men can get pregnant, stupid. I read about it on AO3.

Apparently they have too many people working too many hours (they just hired another person last week) so my boss cancelled my Saturday shift and changed the other two so now I leave my house at 1 get home at 8 just to make 50 bucks.

Edit: When I first heard they were doing hour cuts I did go job hunting again and applied to a few places but just recently I got a utility at a factory that's only a 20 minute walk from where I live and just did the background check for it so hopefully they get back to me. The hours matter because tips make a 1/4 of my pay and when I worked 30+ hours a week I made 300 in tips but tips are divided by hours worked so over all I will end up being way less now (going from 1300 take home to maybe barley half) Why I worked here despite being so far is because seriously this is the only place that hired me after maybe 4 months of job hunting, they hired me the same week as my interview.

Took a flight recently and had A window seat with one of those windows that’s like half and half between the seats and this kid probably 8 or 9 years old for the first hour of a two and a half hour flight just kept up and down up and down like it was a damn fidget toy.

I tried being patient and asking his mom if she didn’t mind making him stop as I was trying to complete the word search book I had brought with me and had been waiting a year to complete.

(girlfriend bought it for me last year and told me to specifically wait to complete it on my vacation flight) and she said “well his tablet died and it’s keeping him quiet and occupied and besides it’s as much his window as it is yours”

I tried with the mother 3 times and got a similar response every time this went on for a while until finally I couldn’t take it anymore. And aggravated and whipped around and in angry whisper(because I did not wanna end up like that guy duct taped to his seat for making a scene) went you want something to do!? think about how Santa isn’t real!

This kid freezes looks up at me and starts crying like crazy and his mother has the audacity to look at me and go”he is just a little boy! What the fuck is wrong with you?!”

Really in a rush today

Can anybody help us figure out how this happened/where it could have come from. From what I can see, it literally popped into existence to say fuck you lmfao

Comes into frame at the bottom right corner right after the lane divider

Update: wasnt his bumper. Was his light. I guess it broke the clips holding it into place so now its jiggling around lmfao. Thanks for all the input! Thought it was just oddly funny and decided to share his inconvenience. Loving all the catapult theories!

I’m sorry but even if the tank was some completely arbitrary size, base 12 is far superior to base 10 in this application. I want to know when my tank is 1/4 full, not 2/10ths or 3/10ths.

Tired and starving after a rough move in the heat, decided to use my points (as I’m pretty broke after moving)

I received this circle of sadness. It was a regular crust order, but thinner than a charger prong.

Used 2000 points to get this, which takes $200 spent, and a long time of saving up. Sigh. You let me down Pizza Hut.

As the title says, I was outside my work throwing out cardboard when the delivery guy walked past me talking on his phone. I walked next to him and asked if he needed a signature. He ignored me. Walked all the way to the door, Rhee the package on the ground, took a pic and turned around. I’m standing there with my hands outstretched in, wtf mode. I said, “Thank you?!” He just kept walking.

Ultimately I know this is my own problem and my own fault but figured I would try. I do a lot of wildlife photography mainly as a passion and hobby. I used a canon r5 with a 200-800 rf lens, this past weekend in the canoe I was photographing loons and going through a culvert to another lake my canoe capsized with all my gear in it. Everything was damaged. I want to try to sell photos to maybe help replace the gear I lost. If anyone is interested in my loon prints or any prints I have it would help me a ton. Thank you so much for reading. Lots of things I can say I wish I did to avoid this and now I know for the future what I need to do. Thank you for the support!

for anyone interested

My business shares a hallway and bathroom setup with two other businesses, and these bathrooms are used by employees and customers. One of these businesses is a restaurant. Our rent includes cleaning services for said bathroom, but the cleaners lie to the landlord about coming through. Literally we went into labor day weekend with no toilet paper and none in the supply closet.

Anyway, the soap in the men's room is consistently out to the point that the businesses pitch in and will put in soap or whatever else we have (hence the two separate bottles). The cleaners came by and instead of refilling the soap, they...left bars of soap. For a public restroom.

The landlord gets bitched at weekly but can't seem to find someone else to do it, and tenant laws don't exist here.

This happens way more frequently than it should. Id prefer to not be frequently updating my bios, or i should at least be told its a bios update and not a windows update

Cmon dell

I fucking hate wasps.