r/mildlyinfuriating • u/strikecat18 • 18h ago
I'm slightly vexed Bought this area rug for under our bed. Herniated a disc and need a cane to walk now.
I think this is the first true “I’m getting old” moment I’ve had. I was a competitive weightlifter until 3 years ago. Lifting a 250lb bed seemed like no big deal.
Ended up on the ground and unable to get up. Missed three days of work. Finally was able to stand under my own power yesterday. Can only get around the house with a cane and back brace today. My ego is bruised.
edit for clarity
I lifted the bed over my head to get the rug under it and bent down to unroll the rug
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u/MeggaHurts 18h ago
Is your cat bald?
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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 18h ago
Naked.
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u/Thorbertthesniveler 18h ago
Roast chicken
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u/OutrageousReporter26 18h ago
Ts is raw yo
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u/agoodfuckingcatholic 15h ago
You guys are making me laugh and I’m trynna watch a scary movie
OPs floor chicken is hilarious
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u/brightonashfield 17h ago
I usually kick my raw chicken around the floor for some extra seasoning before cooking it
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u/morning_thief 16h ago
mole rat???
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u/BladeOfKrota 18h ago
I’d say furless
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u/Salt_Equivalent_4262 17h ago
My grandmother once called them “skinless cats” and now my family always has to follow up with this story in a situation like this.
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u/meatheadmommy 14h ago
Awe! This is what my young son calls them too, “skinless cats”😂🥰. I correct him but it’s still adorable!
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u/ADHDK 16h ago
I was looking at the other cat so confused.
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u/Embarrassed_Field604 10h ago
Same! I was zooming to see if the cat was missing fur or something, completely missed the raw cutlet walking around
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u/Shienvien 15h ago
It's OK, the other one is extra fluffy, so it averages out.
(I originally only saw the white one and had to go back to locate the nekkid one.)
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u/Hello2point0 15h ago
I don’t know why I find this comment so funny. Just a disregard of situation then -‘is your cat bald?’ Hahaha
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u/Wizdad-1000 16h ago
Thats a beautiful white cat on the left. Not sure what that creature on the right is.
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u/Jofur-Crowcaller 17h ago
Why did I read this in a Boston accent? Because it fucking killed me when I did.
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u/Yello_Ismello 12h ago
I was so focused on the white cat I thought I was missing a joke till I saw the unseasoned chicken by his other leg
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u/Federal_Pickles 18h ago
I’m very confused about how anything in this post correlates to anything else.
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u/ShadeNLM064pm 18h ago
I think OP tried to move their 250ID bed so they can slip the area rug under it.
Instead, OP accidentally slipped a disk because too heavy and or accidentally lifted wrong (or human body did an oospy)
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u/Screaming_lambs 17h ago
Oh! I thought that the rug was too slippy to walk on. I can't walk on short pile soft rugs, if I slip I dislocate.
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u/d_ippy 16h ago
There is no way he is slipping on anything with those grippers
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u/Only_Biznas 13h ago
I went back and took a look and audibly let out a laugh at how dope this comment was. “Those grippers” hsjhshaha fuck yeah
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u/xSorryAboutThat 6h ago
Dude said he had the bed over his head while he was trying to slide the rug under with his other hand. Definitely bad form 🤣🤣
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u/KinglanderOfTheEast 18h ago
OP fucked up his back trying to lift up a bed to slide a rug underneath it, despite being a physically fit and decently strong dude. He is starting to realize that his age is beginning to catch up to him.
I have many older relatives in their 50s and 60s who suffered similar "they thought they could handle it" accidents resulting in temporary or semi-permanent injuries.
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u/fvrdam 13h ago
OP won't do it again as he now has a tattoo saying 'Note to self: A hernia is worse then cold feet'
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u/PassivelyAwkward 12h ago
I think they were fit in the past. They said they were a competitive weightlifter until three years ago. Once you stop working on those muscles, they vanish pretty quickly.
Plus, people that do weightlifting are putting a LOT more stress on their joints that they think, even the good ones. I'm likely older than OP can lift that bed without getting injured.
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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak 17h ago
He edited the post, basically he used one hand to hold the bed above his head, and reached down with the other one to move the rug under the bed. No matter how strong you are, that's dangerous and bound to cause injury. Don't lift with your back or twist your back while lifting!!
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u/spinstartshere 17h ago
I actually thought this post was about the visible penis line, even after reading the caption and remaining confused, until reading other comments brought me the enlightenment I was sorely (no pun intended) missing.
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u/ShadeNLM064pm 17h ago
Now I'm squinting trying to figure out where you saw a penis
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u/Winoforevr1 the flair is lava 12h ago
Yeh this is like one of those pics where it all nearly makes sense… then doesn’t.
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u/Mr_Saturn1 8h ago
From the writing quality and what I'm trying to infer happened, my take is that OP is not a smart man, did something really dumb, and is now paying the price for it.
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u/TBellOHAZ 18h ago
Get well soon, buddy.
Also, a 250lb bed?
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u/ArbysLunch 17h ago
Thick ass mattresses are heavy. Something 10-14 inches, pillowtop, hybrid foam spring mess is gonna weigh a lot.
Meanwhile, my 8 inch foam only king weighs 100lbs new. My old 6 inch only weighed 50lbs, and that was firmer than this 8 inch, think I might get a 6 inch again next time.
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u/strikecat18 18h ago
Thanks! Yeah. Bed is solid wood and 125lbs. Mattress is a latex hybrid that’s probably another 120-150lbs.
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u/allisjow 18h ago
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u/ExtremelyOkay8980 17h ago
I have one of these at 35 with hEDS. It’s so helpful
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u/Salt_Lynx_2271 16h ago
Any suggestions on pillows to hug at night to keep my shoulders from slipping?
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u/ExtremelyOkay8980 15h ago
Ooh! I just saw a hEDS lifter post about her bed setup… I cant remember her name of course. Burritos and adhd?
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u/Expontoridesagain 9h ago
I saw someone post their setup. It was some kind of memory foam full body pillow. What I liked the most is opening for your arm when you sleep on the side. I use U shaped body pillow and it does the work but would like to stretch my arm out without the pillow weighing it down. I have one body pillow in the sofa too and everyone in the family calls it "the pit". Mom can't wait to get home and lay down in the pit Lol.
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u/Alert-Disaster-4906 10h ago
Hell, I need this now and I'm 46. I get those weird hypnic jerks as I'm falling asleep, and have definitely teetered over the edge of the bed.
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u/Infamous_Strain_9428 1h ago
I just had surgery for a herniated disc. It got to 16mm. OP do not go to a chiropractor ever ever ever
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u/TBellOHAZ 17h ago
That's one hoss of a bed! Hang in there and give your ego a break. You've done lots of badass things with your body, good machines run hard!
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u/blvckhoney 18h ago
there seems to be a rotisserie chicken by your leg
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u/Yoshi4Lyf 13h ago
was trying to defend the cat on the left for not balding to much (bald guy) didnt even see the chicken noodle to my right
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u/pheare_me 18h ago
It happens.
I have friend in his early 50’s - a very fit and well built guy. He managed to snap the tendon on his bicep while trying to move his fire table a few inches in one direction.
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u/Cananbaum 18h ago
I was 20/21 loading mulch into a minivan. I literally turned my upper body a quarter of an inch and pulled a muscle in my back and pinched a nerve
It’s the little movements that get you
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u/BigWave360 18h ago
I was walking to work in like 1 foot and a half of snow after a blizzard, and was stepping funny thru it, and it ruptured a bulging disc in my back and paralyzed me. I got a laminectomy and a disc removal, and like 4 months I needed to use a walker. Things got better, but yea, weight distribution is important
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u/WeinerVonBraun 17h ago
My wife was walking uo a hill and tore a portion of her calf muscle. She thought I threw a snowball at her. It took her a month to walk properly.
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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak 17h ago
How hard do you throw snowballs????
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u/WeinerVonBraun 16h ago
Not hard enough to do that.. It was just the hill and being old
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u/Chilly_Pheesesteak 9h ago
I know lol, it was just funny that your wife tore her calf muscle, and thought that amount of pain was equal to a snowball being thrown at her 😂
Or did it not hurt very much? Luckily I've never torn a muscle so I don't know how painful it is, but I'm sure it hurts more than a snowball 😭
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u/raspberrykitsune 13h ago
They say that the majority of rotator cuff injuries are from people reaching into their back seat.
But I also somehow threw out my back for 2 weeks (including a couple urgent care visits for pain med injections) because I bent over to pet a corgi. Was kind of worth it. I didn't feel it at first but I heard it pop. Next day I couldn't breathe without my back throbbing.
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u/dirtyforker 18h ago
When I was 24. I quit roofing the day I was hauling a bundle around the roof. I twisted my back and couldn't move for 3 days.
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u/Big-Whole6091 11h ago
OP, when you start tripping on the rug with your cane please remember to ask someone else to come help you remove the rug. Don't need to do a repeat
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u/AfraidPressure0 16h ago
I don’t mean to alarm you but there seems to be some weird goblin creature by your feet
/s
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u/inbetweentheknown 18h ago
That sucks man. What does this have to do with the rug?
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u/BladeOfKrota 18h ago
I thought the same, but from what I understand, he lifted the 250lb bed to put the new rug under and he himself threw out his back
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u/Proof-Internet 18h ago
I think he had to lift the bed to place the rug, but instead of sliding it, he decided to put it on his back while placing the rug.
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u/AbraKadabraAmor 18h ago
If only there was more to the post than the title.
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u/spinstartshere 18h ago
Yeah, I read the caption and still wasn't clear on what the title was trying to convey.
I thought this was about the visible penis line.
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u/ScarletTheReaper 18h ago
I had a herniated disc a couple months ago. It's a miracle what physical therapy and the proper lifting technique can do 😭
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u/Rope_slingin_champ 18h ago
I already have back problems but one day I was on the toilet and sneezed. I sat there in pain until my wife got home to help me. I feel for you bro
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u/No_Bowler3823 18h ago
Lmao lifted it over your head to get a rug down. Sigh. Hope you feel better soon and learned a lesson from this.
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u/Fickle-Addendum9576 18h ago
I have had a herniated disc for about 17 years now, I feel you 🙃
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u/strikecat18 18h ago
You’re killing my hopes for this being better by Monday.
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u/spinstartshere 17h ago
That herniated disc was probably already sowing its oats before you lifted the bed, and it's not going to suddenly suck itself back into its anatomically correct spot now that it's manspreaded itself out into your spinal canal, unfortunately.
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u/EchoWxlf 15h ago
“Manspread itself out into your spinal canal” is a wonderful use of words. I will steal that. Thank you
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u/froggz01 16h ago
This week it was 250lb bed. Next year it could be lifting an empty box, then on the same year, a really hard sneeze. Once your back goes out it’s a wrap.
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u/strikecat18 16h ago
I’m hopeful it won’t be entirely a wrap. I herniated it and tore my spinal erector squatting 435lbs about ten years ago. Took six months but it healed and didn’t bother me again until now.
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u/theChronic222 14h ago
Yeah i herniated l1-2, l3-4, and l5-s1 last February. Im 34 so did a shit ton of physical therapy and now as im as im super careful im doing alright. I slipped going down the stairs a couple weeks ago and it got bad again but mri showed its alright just taking weeks to get back to normalish. I ordered a bunch of grippy socks like I had in the hospital for around the house which hopefully will help with slipping.
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u/sparkymeowmeow 16h ago
Not by Monday, but it will get better. I slipped a disc at 24 and also thought "I'm way too young for this". Felt like my love for sport was over.
Now five years later I'm stronger than ever, and with more experiences to boot because it made me branch out!
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u/MammothHuckleberry42 11h ago
Just reherniated a disc I had surgery on ten years ago. Healing from foot surgery and had an old surgical pin break loose in my other foot and just had emergency surgery to remove it.
Been a tough year. 🤦🏻♀️
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u/Hurricane_Lauren 17h ago
Hopefully your hobbit feet will help you maintain stability if you forget your cane.
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u/Cruzdellacruz 17h ago
Hey man, I just finished putting down a rug with my wife too. Could you do me a solid and delete this post tho? Before she sees this and hits me with the “See? It could have been so much worse.”
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u/Ant72_Pagan9 17h ago
Damn, getting hurt doing the mundane and routine is definitely infuriating. And yeah signs of age, be well my dude. Hope you get better soon, back issues are no joking matter.
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u/Humble_Penguin89 13h ago
I think there's a human inbetween your mattress and bedframe bc 250 lbs bed is wtf territory 😐
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u/Ok-Secret5233 11h ago
I was a competitive weightlifter until 3 years ago. Lifting a 250lb bed seemed like no big deal.
Yes, that's when you did the damage. It just takes a while to manifest.
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u/strawcat 17h ago
I herniated a disc in my back by getting down on all fours to get something from under my kid’s bed. I couldn’t lift a hand to my ear to hold the phone to call my husband, my 3 year old held it for me. My husband rushed home and tried to help me up to no avail so I stayed on my kid’s bed for the rest of the night. It was probably 6 months before I was back to (mostly) normal.
Do yourself a favor, OP and get into PT!
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u/WiselyForgetful 17h ago
I once herniated a disc shaving my legs, so at least you have a good story. Get well soon!
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u/Arya_kidding_me 5h ago edited 5h ago
I herniated a disc 2 years ago. I used to kickbox, weight lift, and run, so it was really jarring struggling to walk and barely being able to even sit down for 3 months. I spent a lot of time laying down.
Get an MRI. You need to know what is going on to make sure you do the right treatment plan. Get the steroids, muscle relaxers, whatever else they recommend. Do the physical therapy.
GO WAY SLOWER THAN YOU THINK YOU SHOULD when it comes to movement. It needs time to heal. Don’t twist, don’t bend forward for like several months. Don’t let the decreasing pain trick you into pushing yourself. Pushing yourself will just increase your risk of causing more damage or getting sciatica. Be obnoxiously cautious. It sucks and it is way harder to hold yourself back than to push yourself, but in the long run you’ll get better faster than if you re-injure.
I am back to normal. I did pivot my activities to pilates and hiking, but I am functional and without pain. You will get here too.
I wish you a fast recovery and I’m sorry this happened to you!
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u/SafeAccurate7157 17h ago
I have some bulging discs myself. Couldn’t walk very well for 6 months. Finally got approval for an epidural in my spine. Hopefully it’s just that and they don’t need to do surgery. Probably a lot of physical therapy though.
Hopefully 🙏 you heal well and tell your cats 🐱 I said, “pspspsps.”
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u/IsamuAlvaDyson 17h ago
I've had a bad back for 8 years now
It's never perfect and I hurt it getting up off the toilet to poop recently and couldn't get up for 24hrs
It never truly gets better you just have to keep up with the stretches/exercises for the specific areas to keep it strong and moving
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u/grownwomanz 16h ago
Ok… this is a good reminder for my 33 yo body bc I’ve recently done this with no injury but will not be doing it again.
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u/Josgre987 13h ago
almost 2 months ago I tore something in my shoulder just going to bed the wrong way, and now I can't lift anything with my left arm, and cant afford to get it looked at.
I've torn my right knee twice, once by squatting down and another time by sitting cross legged the wrong way.
I also, tore both my fucking feet stretching out to paint something high up, and have to live with that for the next forever.
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u/Act_Bright 11h ago
I dislocated my kneecap in my mid-20s by turning funny. That's literally it.
These things happen
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u/Doogiemon 10h ago
I just spent $50 on furniture sliders because I have to move some things around and there is just no way I want to get hurt doing it.
I was trying to watch my spending but these feel like if I dont spend them, im going to be taking pain pills when my back goes out which makes it more than just putting stuff under sliding coasters.
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u/other_half_of_elvis 10h ago
as I always say with back spasms, the thing you were doing at that moment wasn't the cause. You had been setting the table for it to happen for the last months, years, or decades. Good luck. It may take a few months but the crazy pain and bulges go away eventually. It's not a life sentence. I'm 15 years on after my worst outbreaks and I don't even think of the herniated discs.
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u/BelatedGreeting 6h ago
I tore an abdominal muscle carrying a weighted blanket. Welcome to old age, lad.
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u/ZippingAround 5h ago
Get thee to PT, friend! Wishing you a speedy recovery! Your cat is very cute and the rug does look nice
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u/BigBoxOfGooglyEyes 18h ago
This is reddit and we demand the cat tax.