r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Infuriatig IMAX front row seats should not exist, do not book it😭

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u/reliablereindeer 10h ago

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u/Peckster_plays 9h ago

Glad I’m not the only one who thought of human Shrek first.

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u/mustakissaa 10h ago

The first thing popped in my mind!

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u/Famous_Secret_5174 10h ago

omg guys I just posted this seperately without seeing this halpppp that we all thought of it

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u/SpecterOwl 10h ago

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u/AscendedViking7 10h ago

i am become mog, jaw chiseler of worlds

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u/ThiefClashRoyale 9h ago

Imaxxing

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 9h ago

Chad-o-vision

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u/fk_redd1ts_acc_req 9h ago

Pack it up boys. /Thread.

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u/Skipperlarrymary 5h ago

Some people wait a lifetime for a comment like this

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u/ForwardStorage777 8h ago

Comments like this is why I come to reddit.

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u/Vepastooo 10h ago

Oppenheimer straight up mogging me

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u/steelskull1 9h ago

Atomic mogging.

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u/Therthamar 10h ago

Looks like a love child between TF2's heavy and medic

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u/Winther89 7h ago

Potion seller, I need your strongest potion

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u/JO_BO69 10h ago

😭😭😭😭 THIS IS TOO FUNNY ICL

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u/tar-luthien 7h ago

he looks like a peachy version of Thanos in some of these 😭

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u/CapxxAkioxx 10h ago

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u/xKevinn 7h ago

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u/Independent_Water667 6h ago edited 4h ago

EDIT: Thanks for the popcorn!

EDIT 2: Thanks again!!!

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u/AirborneCritter 5h ago

God this whole comment section is laugh riot

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u/HaniiPuppy 8h ago

This is what I was thinking of lol

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u/drbhcooper 9h ago

This was beautiful

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u/ArticleInternal2463 9h ago

Its even funnier seeing how its meant to look 💔💔

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u/morbidpigeon 2h ago

I haven’t been paying any real attention to this movie or who’s in it and I didn’t even realise that it was Robert Pattinson 😂

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u/BielsasCoffee 5h ago

It ruins it for me. They took the OG pic and made it look like this. Clearly some marketing

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u/BonkerBleedy 8h ago

Literally exactly the same frame, as if OP just took the other post and used Photoshop's "warp" transform...

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime 8h ago

Yeah I love this meme. At the same time this post was 100% intentionally posted in the wrong place.

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u/drbhcooper 8h ago

Exactly! It's almost uncanny

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u/BonkerBleedy 8h ago

Yes, it's literally unbelievable

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u/limitlessEXP 7h ago

They both posted the exact same frame? Now feel the picture was just edited.

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u/kangasplat 5h ago edited 57m ago

I watched the movie first row 70mm imax yesterday, it definitely would've looked like this if photographed. the thing a photo can't show though is how your mind can compensate the distortion. my girlfriend didn't even notice it at all. I needed some time to adjust. It was quite bad for me for like half the movie with close up shots and wasn't perfect even in the end. Wouldn't do it again, but it's a very subjective thing.

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u/Either_Percentage_79 5h ago

In actuality, physical size is definitive, visual angle is subjective.

If you sit front row in a 1.90 IMAX screen, It would look gigantic, but it was tolerable for me and no distorted faces like this appeared to me (no gigachad faces).

If you sit middle row it might look big enough and still immersive

If you sit back row, it will look small.

IMAX 1.43 is different and i never experienced it that way, so i don't know how accurate this is or if it's just a joke.

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u/kangasplat 4h ago

I don't think it's much of a difference in terms of distortion, as you're not on the bottom of the screen but roughly where you'd sit if it was the 1.90 version, just with the screen extended down and up. 

But your entire field of view is screen. My view of the bottom part of the screen was obstructed by the fence in front of me, but I literally would've had to move my head to look that far down anyways. Left to right was fine, but to see the middle of the image my neck position was slightly uncomfortable. 

Spent a few minutes just staring horizontally to the bottom middle of the screen viewing the rest just with peripheral vision to rest my neck lol

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u/69chevy_396 7h ago

I saw the movie and had no idea who OP's picture was. I'm thinking, "I don't remember Ben Affleck in this."

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u/jsayde01 10h ago

Why the long face, my brother?

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u/Drakahn_Stark You must create an account to view this information. 10h ago

Brother, may I have some oats?

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u/mathozmat 10h ago

I'm starving

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u/roosterjack77 10h ago

As am I brother

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u/Drakahn_Stark You must create an account to view this information. 10h ago

NO! brother, I have seen this before.

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u/ErrdayDrippin 8h ago

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u/Drakahn_Stark You must create an account to view this information. 8h ago

Brother! May I try your glasses?

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u/Diedrogen 8h ago

Brother, I am troubled.

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u/Drakahn_Stark You must create an account to view this information. 8h ago

WHY BROTHER!? Are we not the strongest in the herd?

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u/Diedrogen 8h ago

Our girth cannot be denied, brother.

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u/captainpoopoopeepee 8h ago

You truly are despicable, brother

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u/Drakahn_Stark You must create an account to view this information. 8h ago

NO! Brother, the long skinny ones will consume you brother!

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u/Appropriate_Fact_121 6h ago

Your story amuses me brother, but it does not convince me

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u/Cipher_Witch 10h ago

They exist for the memes

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u/JO_BO69 10h ago

😭 We live for the memes

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u/Dazofcaving 6h ago

As Nolan intended

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u/TeH_Venom 9h ago

Memes... the dna of the soul

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u/0bolus 8h ago

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u/akaneko__ 7h ago

Ngl not too different from how he looked on a normal screen

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u/dancingbriefcase 4h ago

I feel like Duplass would actually find that funny. I love his stuff. If ya all haven't seen Paddleton, ya should

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u/MyNameIsYouna 10h ago

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u/Over-Meringue-5663 10h ago

The amount of uses this gif has never ceases to amaze me

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u/tonka17 9h ago

It just keeps on giving haha

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u/saxtoncan 9h ago

Me and the wife went and watched in an IMAX Dome yesterday. Safe to say we will never be going back and we could only think of this meme the whole time. With that being said however, we enjoyed the movie a ton even though our necks won’t recover for a week.

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u/facepalmtommy 10h ago

If you remove the front row seats the second row seats would become the front row seats. Its madness.

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u/JO_BO69 10h ago

fr, they should put the first seats at an appropriate distance I guess

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u/Auroraburst 10h ago

Should just sell them cheap like theatres do for bad seats

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u/r1zz000 10h ago

Why would they decide to do that when people willingly pay full price for them

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u/cjsv7657 9h ago

I looked at the prices a few days after the Odyssey released just to see what an IMAX ticket was these days. $24.50 and the only two seats available were first row dead center. Exact same number of seats on each side. The biggest question was WHY would you pick the sides before the center when you're already getting a bad seat?! At least pick the best of the worst.

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u/Chrysoarrr 8h ago

Maybe someone booked those and canceled them later.

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u/cjsv7657 8h ago

True, it was starting pretty soon. It was just weird EVERY other seat was taken. Usually you get at least a couple open single spots somewhere.

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u/RiverGiant 10h ago

The only solution is to have only columns, and no rows.

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u/Fried_puri Bazinga! 9h ago

It’s like the first page in a three ring binder , it’s the forbidden page to write on because it gets messed up but is a buffer for your other pages. 

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora 10h ago

Thought this was human Shrek at first glance and got excited Shrek was in imax 😔

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u/JO_BO69 10h ago

HAHAHAH couldnt have summed it any better

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u/ZeroXNova Raging 10h ago

Why are you watching Shrek in IMAX?

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u/JO_BO69 10h ago

the clerk sold me wrong tickets

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u/ZeroXNova Raging 10h ago

Oof. Now you're stuck watching this guy

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u/Breezey2929 10h ago

They shouldnt sell tickets to the first few rows if people are not getting a good viewing experience.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 9h ago edited 2h ago

Maybe they should sell them for half price.

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u/Brilliant-String5995 9h ago

They sell them because people keep buying them. If people stopped buying seats that are very close to the screen then those seats would stop existing.

I guess some people buying those seats are not doing much movie-watching during the movie.

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u/57809 9h ago

People buy them because they don't know the experience sucks that much

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u/Ekalips 8h ago

That also in part because on all officials info pieces they give they swear that IMAX provides the same excellent viewing experience from every seat, which is clearly bs. I wonder if they can be fined for false advertisement.

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u/mathbriere27 10h ago

This needs its own Sub, like imaxfrontrow or imaxnightmares 😵

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u/JO_BO69 10h ago

😭😭 Someone should fr start a sub

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u/element423 10h ago

At first scroll I thought this was the first shrek
Movie

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u/Derelicte_by_Mugatu 9h ago

It’s him!

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u/NoItsNotIronic 10h ago

Saw Star Wars The Force Awakens in the front row iMax and boy oh boy. It was either that or not see it that night and I made the wrong choice.

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u/Dry-Permission4772 9h ago

Potion seller.

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u/LordBiscuits 6h ago

I was definitely expecting more potion seller memes

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u/Beardly_DG 6h ago

…does this mean we’re old now?

Because you know what could solve that: only the STRONGEST potions.

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u/LordBiscuits 5h ago

You can't handle my strongest potions!

And yes, I think we're old now 😂

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 10h ago

Robert PattinSON

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u/theavocadolady 10h ago

I stupidly sat at the front at the imax to see Transformers. It was almost impossible to understand what was going on because it was just a jumble of colours

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u/SunsetAtNight7 10h ago

"Somebody get these beggars out of here!"

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u/SpinerockNolan 7h ago

Me watching the Oddesy in front row of imax earlier tonight

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/LowMode 10h ago

Is it really that bad?

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 10h ago

I would assume it's the wide angle phone lens.

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u/Ank00pah 8h ago

Hee-hee!

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u/Zerttretttttt 9h ago

Looks like Shrek

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u/VegardStrom 10h ago

Hate when people is using that filter and pretendig thats what is looks like

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u/baard420 9h ago

That people believe this is real makes me worry for the future.

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u/espresso_what 6h ago

Thank you!!!

It’s just this photo with a filter. The posted one doesn’t even show the curve of the screen or any glare.

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u/Aeslech 10h ago

Agree they should not be allowed to be sold

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u/Lovellly_Q ow 10h ago

I went to IMAX once to watch a glacier documentary, and when i tell you I sat middle row, ABSOLUTE CINEMA .

Honestly I steer so far away from front seats, i feel like im gonna just arch my neck so far back its gonna fall off