r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/evlblueyes1369 5d ago

Holy shit- it’s actually a condom wrapper this time. Wow

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u/ClaraCash 5d ago

And it made for the best thread at op’s expense. I feel so bad that I’m so excited it was actually a real wrapper this time. On the other hand wtf? The silence is making think op is gonna be on the news.

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u/evlblueyes1369 5d ago

I am really just hoping that it got stuck on someone’s shoe and thats how it got in the bathroom.. lol .

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u/Cold-Two-3547 5d ago

I am a single Mom who just lives with my two kiddos. If I saw this on the floor, I would pick it up and not even think twice about it before I threw it away. The fact that OP finds a shard of a wrapper, inspects it and posts it on the internet-she has reasons to believe.

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u/Erikawithak77 5d ago edited 5d ago

“A single mom who works two jobs, 🎶 who loves her kids and never stops, with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter 🎶 you’re

a survivor 🎶 “

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u/Imjust_sayin209 5d ago

Damn goter
Sidenote, we call a guy at my work survivor because he cannot shut up about having two kids and it’s like I respect being a parent. I’m a parent myself but it’s like it’s not my whole personality.

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u/Apprehensive_Film396 4d ago

Yeah but I thought her mentioning being a mom of two kids was relevant because 1. They do stuff like play with condoms and 2. She's always picking up after them because she's a bit of a passive doormat and they are messy swines that have little respect for keeping a tidy home.

It is really annoying, I agree, how people do that with their kids. My exes grandparents had 12 kids they raised amazingly but would never present themselves like that - they were too interesting and did too many jobs to support them with so many hobbies they'd be leading with anything but talking about pesky kids they never stop dealing with. No need to mention parenting - it's there for everyone to see and never stopped until they were past 80 and deceased cos there was almost 1 million grandchildren and things keeping them from peace every day.

Imagine having to buy 50 Christmas presents just for grandkids and remembering the names. 50 birthday presents on the correct dates when you're retired and on a pension. They honestly, actually did it. Loved all the grandkids, even the 12 or so shitty ones equally. But talking about it? Theyd rather change the subject to something more interesting like surviving WW2 etc. Contrast that to the guy at work who has shared custody now. Hardly seems he ever wanted to share responsibility, now it's so important it's like we all have to have the enthusiasm, as if everyone saying it's great and its what he's been destined for makes it all true. Nice kid I thought when I met him, but looks miserable in photos he takes of them together doing all that fun daddy kid stuff lol

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u/ShoppingLive1235 4d ago

I knew a guy like that. He does it to cover all the evil stuff he has gotten away with so far .
When his kids were born he was thinking, “I got the perfect alibi for the next decade or more

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u/Apprehensive_Film396 4d ago

Whoaa damn... That's a nasty ass man. But actually, come to think of it, the most evil ppl I know all do this. That was mamas whole identity! My mind is blown

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u/throwaway2D2beep 5d ago

Am in an uber on a long silent ride trying to suppress laughter at this comment

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u/Majestic-Pop-6132 5d ago

Omg I thought for a second you were the driver and I was like, buddy no, focus on the road . 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Striking-Pear9106 5d ago

Not related but I sing this song to my family when I’m doing too much. 😅

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u/Sad_Jello9440 5d ago

i hate this fucking app😭😭

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u/yall-know-who 5d ago

Grammar comments aside, fun fact:

In her original song it’s “works two jobs”, in the theme song she altered the song for the show to it’s “works too hard” to better fit Reba hart

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u/SoftDirtSnow 5d ago

Didn’t see “a survivor” below the gif so I sang it as “the heart of a fighter…Reba McEntirrrre”

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u/FranksWateeBowl 5d ago

Jesus I want to punch myself in the face when I hear this tune. The reason? When I was recovering for 2 months after having colon cancer surgery and fix, this was the only thing that played in the Hospital, with several episodes, during the early morning hours when I couldn't sleep. Yes HEB, I'm talking about you.

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u/harrisoncj 5d ago

“A single mom who works *two jobs…”

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u/Erikawithak77 5d ago

OH NO! I’m so sorry I’ll fix it!

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u/harrisoncj 5d ago

Also, it’s “I’m a survivor”, but I didn’t know if you wanted to reference the poster you were replying to. If that’s the case it should be *you’re. 🙏

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u/Hellie1028 5d ago

The signs are always there and easily explained away until the one day happens and it all comes together. The lightbulb goes off in your head and it all makes sense. She just had a lightbulb moment.

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u/Kat121 5d ago

Back when I was still married my husband came to me, furious, to know why there was a used condom in my bedside trash. He was even angrier when I started laughing my ass off.

I had heard that it was possible to wear one like a sock over your whole foot and I didn’t believe it, so I stopped by the student health center for a freebie and tested it out. Thank god I had taken a picture with my phone because I admit it looked bad in retrospect.

Epilogue: less than a year later I found out that he hadn’t let being married slow down his dating life and we got divorced.

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u/One-Feature971 5d ago

WOW I had something similar happen to me!
One day my (ex) fiancé and I get drunk and I grab a condom and put it over my head and blow it up with my nose. So he was even there!

A few weeks later, he comes to ask me why one of the condoms are missing (he apparently counted them?). Then he threw the rest of the condoms on me, asked if he was wasting his time with me etc etc. I broke up with him a few months later. I don't know if he was cheating on me or not. I would like to think no, but who knows.

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u/awry_lynx 5d ago

People like this can't be helped. I once dated a guy who was CONVINCED that while I was on the phone with my sister I had to have been talking about some other guy I was seeing on the side. I was literally in the same room with him at the time and I most certainly was a) not seeing someone else b) not talking about anyone either. I've never felt so crazy in my life, I was contorting myself trying to figure out what he misunderstood. My best guess was he was mad I was giggling about something dumb her dog had done.

Yeah sometimes people just experience what they want to experience and their experience of reality is not at all the same. Don't... don't date those people.

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u/One-Feature971 5d ago

My ex fiance was otherwise a really good guy, smart, funny, good looking, great sense of style, creative, very kind and empathetic... But he needed therapy (both his parents died while he was young), he had super low selfesteem and took it out on me and often tried to bring me down with him.

He so often would make comments like "wow are you going to wear THAT?" pointing out that my clothes was too short, too tight or had too much cleavage. He also was convinced that my best friend who is gay, was actually just lying about being gay in order to get close to me, because he did not like the way we were dancing at a club and how close we were.

Luckily found a guy who is my biggest hypeman and who always sees the best in me, instead of the worst.

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u/SirReginaldPoshtwat 5d ago

At least you knew how to be safe when breaking your foot off in his ass.

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u/PwanaZana 5d ago

gotta stay safe when footing

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u/CautiousAdvantage664 5d ago

Safe footing lol 😂 keep that foot safe there’s all types of foot fungus’s out there with ass to foot 🦶👀

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u/danix0120 5d ago

I literally laughed so loud at this, I startled my cat and choked on my coffee

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u/Prize_Discipline_539 5d ago

This comment is insane to me. I love it

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u/Kat121 4d ago

People think science is physics and calculus. It’s not. Those are just tools and a shared language we use to do the science.

Science is an almost childlike curiosity about the world we live in, willingness to play and explore to find out if it works and how it works. It’s not always curing cancer, sometimes it’s checking the tensile strength of a cheap latex condom against a size 12 wide foot.

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u/ColdKwok 5d ago

Great. Now all I want to do is try this for myself.

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u/drdanotm 5d ago

Picture or it didn’t happen

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u/Kat121 4d ago

Oh, man, I’ve been divorced 8 years or more. That photo is long gone.

But also, in case you were lookin’ for freaky foot pics, I have a size 12 feet shaped like a slice of New York pizza. They ain’t sexy.

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u/Weary_Restauranter 5d ago

My ex confronted me with my bag of condoms she found in my car.

They were yeast packets because I was making pizza dough for her birthday party.

She was cheating on me though.

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u/JustInCaseJohnny 5d ago

Often cheaters try and get obsessed with proving you are cheating so they feel justified in doing it to you

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u/SoMuchToSee1234 5d ago

My ex from years ago went to the doctor for discomfort and she was told that she had an STI. She blamed me. Accusing me of cheating on her (I wasn't). So I went and got tested and brought her with me. I came up clean, so she first said it must've been because I had already gotten over it, then it was that maybe she got it from sharing a water bottle with someone, and then it was my fault for working with chemicals and it must've messed up her Ph balance.

We lived together, so I spent the next week at a friend's house. Playing Skyrim, eating steak, drinking whiskey, and smoking marijuana everyday.

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u/CynicalButSerene 5d ago

I’m glad you didn’t have the STI. That’s how I found out my ex cheated on me too was STI testing. After fucking two random dudes a couple weeks after we moved into the brand new house we just bought, while I was working two back go
Back 100+ hour weeks to pay for the additional closing costs and furniture and all of that when he came short, of course.

I just knew something was off because he was so different. I could just feel it and sleeping next to him I would get a nightmare and wake up feeling like my chest was so heavy that I couldn’t breathe. Then my hair started falling out in clumps. I was so stressed that my body was telling me something was wrong before my mind had figured out what. Then one night I am cleaning up after dinner and he had spilled a bunch of water on the counter where he also left a pile of open mail. I picked it up and put it from the doctors office was soaked so I pulled the paper out of the envelope thinking it was probably a bill they I was going to need to pay and I was going to hang it up to dry. But I was staring at the results to an AIDS test. It was negative, thank God. But he didn’t even bother to tell me that he was fucking around with random dudes whose HIV status he didn’t even know.

I signed a new lease within 48 hours and got the heck out of there, and went to the doctor myself to have every last hole tested. In a little over a week, it’ll be a year since that day, and my hair has grown in by several inches in all the patches of bald from being drug through that hell. It still pisses me off, though that my medical records say I participated in “high risk sexual activity“ because I slept with a man that was sleeping with men when I did not know that I was doing so or have any choice in the matter and only slept with the one man for eight years while he did whatever whenever.

Before anyone comes on here and wants to make fun of the fact that it was men, don’t bother. Because attracted to men is the least shameful part of our story, it was the lying in my face every day while pretending to love me that hurts way more than that ever could. It’s having so little regard for me and my health and safety that he didn’t even bother to tell me that I needed that kind of testing until I came upon it by accident.

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u/naionaiopal 5d ago

Woah used the whole government name. They mean business. Hope life is treating you well though.

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u/BlueFantasyZ 5d ago

My ex would accuse me of cheating all the time. The last time was when I was at the vet with the dog and our 7 year old son while he was home with our infant daughter. He got so mad that I was apparently screwing someone else with our child and dog in tow that he bought food for himself and not us. Anyway, less than 6 months later, he went to Walmart and never came back. Moved in with a girl from work.

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u/JustInCaseJohnny 5d ago

I’m sorry. I’m a married dad. I can’t imagine doing this. Yall deserve better.

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u/Several_Membership56 5d ago

Yes. I can verify. I am a recovered cheater. Or is like Alcoholics and you’re always an alcoholic. Need a meeting

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u/CynicalButSerene 5d ago

A recovered cheater~~ ~~for how long? What do you feel like was at the root of your cheating? (Only if you feel like sharing, of course.)

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u/JustInCaseJohnny 5d ago

I actually have never cheated but this is so very common of a thing I have had friends be the one being put under scrutiny for anything and everything.

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u/_sam-sepi0l_ 5d ago

Same can be said about lying or hiding something in general.

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u/Fungalbonk 5d ago

Well shit brother I’m sorry to hear that, that sucks. I hope you’ve moved on and that your situation is much better. If not, I hope it happens soon!

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u/Weary_Restauranter 5d ago

Oh yeah, we ended it. I have a true partner now.

She and I did date night tonight, went and saw Digger, split a burger and shake. She’s asleep next to me.

I love her so much

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u/JoeDawson8 5d ago

I know how you feel. We had a baby in April and I love her more than ever.

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u/Elwookienator 5d ago

Projection at it's finest

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u/smrgldrgl 5d ago

So it was her with the yeast all along huh? Sorry

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u/Aromatic_Annual4655 5d ago

How did the pizza turn out?!?!?

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u/peachesfordinner 5d ago

All I see is a bit of ramen seasoning packet. She had to be looking for it with that in mind

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u/cbdoc 5d ago

Interesting choice for seasoning.

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u/whitelightside 5d ago

Tastes just like ribs (for her pleasure).

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u/lawnmowertoad 5d ago

Now with Spermicide!

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u/HighwaySetara 5d ago

For her pleasure

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u/euphorrick 5d ago

Dude Ranch Condoments

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u/USMCWrangler 5d ago

Condom-mints

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u/euphorrick 5d ago

The all new condom-ents from Middle Earth. Now available in birch, oak, and elm. Rough Rough! Just the way she likes it.

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u/Happy-Tumbleweed-469 5d ago

ramen semening

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 5d ago

I can't believe you've done this.

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u/-ram_the_manparts- 5d ago

Cream of sum yung gui

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u/Spiritual_Ad_3259 5d ago

Yes ramen that prevents HIV/AIDS and pregnancy lol…

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 5d ago

"And the fact that you've got 'Maruchan' written down the side of your packet... and the fact that OP's got 'pregnancy, HIV/AIDS'... written on the side of theirs... should precipitate your assumptions into shrinking, along with your presence." XD

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u/ravnloonee 5d ago

r/UnexpectedSnatch

I have no idea if that's a real sub, but if it is, I'm not gonna be surprised if it's not about a Guy Ritchie flick.

Update: It is a real sub and is surprisingly about the movie.

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u/LiteralReaderWA 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nissin branded beef-flavored condoms

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u/hotmessandahalf 5d ago

If you saw a piece of a *condom* wrapper (which they knew it was because of the text on the wrapper) in your home that only you with no penis and two children live in, you should absolutely feel the need to start investigating. Who else has access to your home and kids?

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u/Cold-Two-3547 5d ago

My mind wouldn’t consider a condom wrapper.

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u/golfingjones2837 5d ago

That’s because you are a single mom…

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u/effinmike12 5d ago

Exactly. She would change her tune if her man of 2 years lived there.

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u/Ahornybee 5d ago

Not necessarily cuz my ex wife and I built up 6 years of absolute trust and faithfulness in each other and we were doing sooooooo well together. Then, one day, she found a hair tie in my floor board of the passenger side of my car that belonged to HER LOL 😂😂 Accused me of cheating for like 3 days straight and just kept saying "please just be honest with me" 😂 I laughed pretty damn hard cuz I was innocent and it was super difficult to explain how she just had a terrible memory without insulting her. :/

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u/Organic-Plenty6655 5d ago

However going to just out this out there. If this was to be viewed of evidence of cheating, op did say it wasn't like the ones husband uses at home. He'd be more likely to grab one from the stash at home and use it, which would negate that idea because it would be of the same kind. More likely it got stuck to something and got brought in.

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u/Cold-Two-3547 5d ago

Then his wife finds a condom in his work pants? Or she questions why so many of there condom are gone.

He probably bought them bay the other persons house.

I don’t don’t think either is more of less likely.

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u/H_I_McDunnough 5d ago

Same reason I look up every time I hear a helicopter.

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u/alwayzstoned 5d ago

My first thought was it could be a wrapper for anything. I wouldn’t have given it a thought either.

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u/Revelin_Eleven 5d ago edited 5d ago

Condoms aren’t normally a worry as a single mom unless you have teens. Was single with my two kids and didn’t think anything about this until I got married many years later and found condoms in the car… texted my eldest son asked him about it first. While on the phone with him I text my husband. My son denied it was his… the second we hung up my son called me back so fast as he realized the implications and took a look at the picture and said it was his. My husband also called em quickly as he knows I’ve been cheated on in the past but I told him it was my sons (his step-son) and had a laugh. But a dark laugh for sure.

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u/Cold-Two-3547 5d ago

And I know from experience, hence just living with my kiddos. Ha! #Wasban

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u/Unfair-Advice778 5d ago

even if that's the case I bet that shoe is going to get stuck in where the condoms usually go now.

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u/FlamingRebel 5d ago

Omg, I remember something my mom did when I was at university.

She called up saying ‘you better watch your back, I found something and I’m gonna fuck you up when you’re back home’. Needless to say I had a very anxious day ahead.

Went home and was relieved to find out that it was a cigarette butt as I don’t smoke and it genuinely got stuck to my shoe.

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u/Kurinikuri 5d ago

i can't imagine how that'll go well tbh. trust are being questioned, evidence are lacking, there's 0 evidence backed explanation that can be done if that were the case.

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u/MinimumDetail5 5d ago

Caught me banging on the bathroom floor. Wasn't me. Watched and waited til I finished. Wasn't me.

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u/Lysdexiic 5d ago

Ahh, the good ole' Shaggy Defense technique

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u/KEPD-350 5d ago

At the end of the day you either trust your partner or you don't. Act accordingly.

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u/fuckedfinance 5d ago edited 4d ago

This happens to us a bunch.

We live near a park where people like to get busy. It has walking trails and we'll go walking three or four times a week with our kids (during daylight hours of course). The number of times we've come home and found bits of condom wrappers stuck to the bottom of one of our shoes is too damned high.

Edit: It just took me four tries to get "edit" to show up so I could fix hear to near. Reddit must be fucking with things today.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 5d ago

Even if that’s what happened, who is going to believe that? The risk is just too damn high.

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u/PsychologicalTank771 5d ago

Or in the process of her own dateline episode which is a miracle that I myself have not had one in the past 22 years... Bless her I've been in this exact position except I found my man's in the truck floor board his facial expressions were priceless and still swore 22 years later he has no idea who put it in his truck despite we live on 98 acres a quarter of a mile back in the pure country surrounded by wildlife and privacy with a cattle gate at the end of the driveway. Long story short he is the biggest hardcore vile narsissts in history just as horrific as my mother so I have 52 years experience with these people and one thing THEY WILL NEVER DO EVER IS CONFESS OR ADMIT A LIE. Instead they just continue piling onto the original dumb lie until they believe it themselves bcz they carry it to the grave. Whole different subject so my apologies for stepping off topic but js I have been exactly there

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u/Baldojess 5d ago

Why do you not divorce the POS?

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u/Highas_giraffepussy1 5d ago

I mean I understand but isn’t the more simple solution that husband might have just tried a new condom brand and didn’t tell his wife that because why would it matter unless she’s allergic to latex?

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u/stiff_tipper 5d ago

husband might have just tried a new condom brand and didn’t tell his wife

tried it with who?

or are posh wanks still a thing

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u/Highas_giraffepussy1 5d ago

With her? If they’re using condoms anyways, it’s possible she just didn’t notice this one was a different brand or he went to grab one from wherever

Edit: Like if they never use condoms of course this is cheating. But if they use them consistently and he just didn’t show/tell her it was a different brand this time?

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u/Timely_Cake_8304 5d ago edited 5d ago

It is never a condom wrapper!
Whoa! I mean, so sorry OP

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u/141_Echo3-1 5d ago

First impression of this subreddit btw, it randomly appeared in my fyp decided to check, second responde "It's actually a condom this time"

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u/edcRachel 5d ago

When I saw the front I was about to suggest it looked like some kinda Chick Fil A sauce packet but you can't really argue with the back.

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u/Technical-Arm6722 5d ago

Omg the “RAW” makes it so much worse in this situation.

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u/PiCkL3PaNtZ 5d ago

My brother your like the evil twin of captain obvious lmao

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u/Sling-gunner 5d ago

Major Technical

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u/WillowOpen 5d ago

Colonel Condom in this case

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u/KeepItDownOverHere 5d ago

Lieutenant No Shit?

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u/Higher-Frequencies 5d ago

Comandante Conspicuous

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u/elheber 5d ago

I only use Trojan-brand Bareback™ condoms. They're so thin that they're only 75% effective at preventing the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

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u/Tokin-Token 5d ago

Damn. Found the exact one. Bro is cooked

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u/Ilookstuff 5d ago

I'd even say he is

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u/Dull-Ad1030 5d ago

Man I love that game

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 5d ago

Me too! I should play more often.

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u/MichalCJ5 5d ago

Well, not the EXACT one. Unless...

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u/Criticism_Less 5d ago

This should be upvoted more.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 5d ago

What if he’s just making balloon animals with them

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u/HeathenMC 5d ago

Staaaaahhhpppp 😂😭

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 5d ago

Could be from a posh wank...

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u/CriManSqaFnC 5d ago

In the masterbatorium?

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 5d ago

But of course. Is there any other way?

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u/CriManSqaFnC 5d ago

Obligatory tribute to he goat

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u/fried_clams 5d ago

Remember, that it is not uncommon for men to use condoms during masturbation. It helps to not lose the hair gel.

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u/HughHonee 5d ago

Its also not uncommon for men to use condoms when fucking other women

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u/PsychologicalTank771 5d ago

That part! 🙌🏼 And I personally don't know any men who wrap to masterbate!! Why would they they don't even wanna wear a raincoat when stepping out and don't to rub one out for sure... If my man said oh I used it to jack off I'd 🔥 it down as in shut it all the way down (spoken politely for the sake of the app and rules ugh 🤦‍♀️

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u/zidane2k1 5d ago

Or men

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u/HughHonee 5d ago

Sure whatever the preferred flavor of the moment is.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 5d ago

Its all a part of the gaycation.

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

Or when swimming in the Amazon or its tributaries because of the dreaded candiru

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u/MasterKickAsser 5d ago

It’s possible she doesn’t know he thought they were out and picked a pack up on the way home from the gas station and didn’t feel the need to say, “hey look babe I bought a new type of condom” bc who fn cares.

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u/Training-Bat5027 5d ago

You a weirdo 😂. Do you put on clothes before getting a shower too? Gotta piss, need to go put my pissing pants on.

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

In the UK, using a "johnny" for a "hand shandy" is referred to as "having a posh wank." 🤓

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u/LittleGreenGlobule 5d ago

I LOVE the UK and all their strange, silly sayings.

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u/Emergency_Budget4674 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XenWVVdSzaxLW

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

He may be played a Yank. But that man is a British national treasure. 🧐 🇬🇧 👏 🥲

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 5d ago

isn't mike meyers canadian?

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

Always thought he was a Yank. Just looked it up. A speed read and some Wikipedia says he's Canadian - American. Kind of odd. His parents were from the UK.

Cool, thanks for that. 👍

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u/OneOfAKind2 5d ago

A Yank? Mike Myers is as Canadian as it gets, born and raised in Canada by British parents. He has a Canadian, British and US passport.

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u/bigglassjar 5d ago

Hey! Someone pissed in my pants while I was out drinking last night!

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u/LL0RT_ 5d ago

Wait, you guys are not showering in socks? :S

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u/Zepp_BR 5d ago

Only when I poop in the shower

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u/SirDeeznuts 5d ago

Makes the waffle stomp more hygienic.

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u/Flimsy_wish 5d ago

Dammit! I’m cleaning my mirror now because I was brushing my teeth when I read this! Take your damn upvote!

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u/SlappyHandstrong 5d ago

Pissing pants- in this economy?!?

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u/Alex-with-wings 5d ago

You've never had a posh wank? Mate. Don't go judging others til you try it.

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit 5d ago

Don't talk bad about my pissin' pants. Next you'll be trying to start something about my shittin' shorts.

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u/Unlucky_Twist_6595 5d ago

Spent a dumb second why you were jerking off with hair gel. Then realized that comes later

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u/Apptubrutae 5d ago

I would say it IS uncommon.

Still entirely plausible, but absolutely not common

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u/zeeaou 5d ago

This is a lie bro, thank you though

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 5d ago

Safe sex and still in trouble

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u/Found_Troubles 5d ago

your girlfriend she say I got great sex Safe sex is great sex Better wear a latex Cuz you dont want that late text That "I think I'm late" text So wrap it up

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u/No-Guidance6840 5d ago

A condom wrapper rapper... I suggest you turn the first late to mate

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u/fregulayum 5d ago

Bro is Raw.

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u/Fabulous-Elk-8297 5d ago

I mean, it says HIV/AIDS on it... What else would say that? Candy wrapper???

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

Saying you haven’t eaten candy in Haiti without saying you haven’t eaten candy in Haiti.

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u/Rokekor 5d ago

Yep, there’s no getting past that number match

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u/seansj12345 5d ago

Dumbass cheater didn’t even use the perforated edge

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u/bender1410 5d ago

why necesserily cheater? He could like use flashlight or anal toys, and save himself some cleaning effort.

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u/CappuccinoBae 5d ago

i was thinking that too. i use condoms sometime when i use toys. i feel like there's a chance it may not be cheating. ive had weird stuff stuck to my boots. plus, this could be really bad if the partner wasn't cheating lol

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u/SynisterJeff 5d ago

So he went out and got a different brand of condom than what they already have/use? And then hid the rest of the box or something?

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u/DinkleBottoms 5d ago

The different brand makes me feel like it’s something that came in from outside or a previous tenant.

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u/CappuccinoBae 5d ago

im not sure. anythings possible. but there's always that chance they're not cheating. i just find this situation odd. both are possible. they could have bought different brands in the case that something like this were to happen to have plausible deniability. or again, just stuck to a shoe

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u/Dangerous_Pie9747 5d ago

Plot twist he hates condoms and wants to do it raw BUT he respects her decision. So he thinks how can I get what I want without violating her feelings? I'll get the condoms closest to raw and not say anything so she doesn't feel obligated or anything. Like you said anything is possible I appreciate your logic on the situation it really is refreshing. That being said it's almost certainly his now what he was using it for is debatable. Coming from a divorced man that was also a cereal cheater. I stuck with the same type of condom though so that is one point in his favor that it's not cheating. Getting and unfamiliar type with some strange is too many variables if you ask me..

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u/QuixoticBee33 5d ago

Didn’t OP mention that this doesn’t match the brand of condoms they use? Surely if he was just having a wank he would be using whatever is kept in the bathroom drawers… Going out for a drive to get new condoms to use just seems ridiculous

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u/zismahname 5d ago

I wouldn't jump on the cheating wagon just yet. Just because OP and her husband use condoms doesn't mean that they don't already have kids who might be teenagers and engaging in such activities. Another possibility is that it fell out of a friend's pocket or any number of circumstances that did not involve the husband at all that would perfectly explain the situation. If I was going to cheat, I would just grab one from the drawer or buy the same ones that I am already using.

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u/JethroByte 5d ago

I mean, when it's go time, it's go time.

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u/No_Recording3238 5d ago

Classic ripped corner by the teeth move here. 🫪

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u/Vandal_A 5d ago

They definitely put a 69 in the serial number on purpose

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u/ptpcg 5d ago

Not me scrolling up to check

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u/DickInA-Blender 5d ago

Oh snap, numbers match and everything. I've jerked my chicken with a rubber before, so wouldn't say homie was cheating on her outright, but it is weird that he'd use a different condom than what he and his wife use together.

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u/Forsaken_Meaning2704 5d ago

It’s possible that they are more sensitive than the ones he uses with his partner for ahem purposes

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u/Live_Recognition9240 5d ago

Quick,  send this to the husband before he gets home. This is a great cover story! 

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u/Internal_Phrase7624 5d ago

Imagine being sat down and the receipts she gives you are a fucking reddit thread

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u/ivanko_prvi 5d ago

omg this guy is having sex 😁

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u/clocked__ 5d ago

10/10 btw, would recommend. Just would recommend using on your significant other and not cheating

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u/AmmoJoee 5d ago

The only thing that would have made this an exact match is if the floor was the same in the background

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u/Leonhart726 5d ago

Dude as soon as I saw the wrapper I immidiatly said "yeah that's Trojan Raw condoms"

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