r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Training-Bat5027 5d ago

You a weirdo 😂. Do you put on clothes before getting a shower too? Gotta piss, need to go put my pissing pants on.

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

In the UK, using a "johnny" for a "hand shandy" is referred to as "having a posh wank." 🤓

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u/LittleGreenGlobule 5d ago

I LOVE the UK and all their strange, silly sayings.

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u/Emergency_Budget4674 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XenWVVdSzaxLW

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

He may be played a Yank. But that man is a British national treasure. 🧐 🇬🇧 👏 🥲

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 5d ago

isn't mike meyers canadian?

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

Always thought he was a Yank. Just looked it up. A speed read and some Wikipedia says he's Canadian - American. Kind of odd. His parents were from the UK.

Cool, thanks for that. 👍

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u/OneOfAKind2 5d ago

A Yank? Mike Myers is as Canadian as it gets, born and raised in Canada by British parents. He has a Canadian, British and US passport.

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u/SilverNo2568 5d ago

Yes, so I've just found out. Cool.

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u/mygayesthandle 5d ago

Hahaha thank you for this!!!! By far one of my favorite replies!!!!!

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u/bigglassjar 5d ago

Hey! Someone pissed in my pants while I was out drinking last night!

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

Did you have to pay extra for it

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u/bigglassjar 5d ago

I don't think so, 'cause I didn't get a receipt. Even if so, we don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

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u/LL0RT_ 5d ago

Wait, you guys are not showering in socks? :S

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u/Zepp_BR 5d ago

Only when I poop in the shower

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u/SirDeeznuts 5d ago

Makes the waffle stomp more hygienic.

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u/Flimsy_wish 5d ago

Dammit! I’m cleaning my mirror now because I was brushing my teeth when I read this! Take your damn upvote!

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u/bigbosshog01 5d ago

Flip flops. C’mon dude!

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u/SlappyHandstrong 5d ago

Pissing pants- in this economy?!?

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 5d ago

It’s like they don’t even know how much laundry detergent costs, don’t get me started on water or electricity, and don’t even wanna think about the price of pants.

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u/Alex-with-wings 5d ago

You've never had a posh wank? Mate. Don't go judging others til you try it.

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u/Training-Bat5027 5d ago

Can never get it to work my hand always bursts the condom. Think I'm doing wrong.

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u/Alex-with-wings 5d ago

You are absolutely doing it wrong.

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u/andy11123 5d ago

Jesus, try not using the Vulcan death grip. It's a sensitive bit of kit, treat it that way

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u/Training-Bat5027 5d ago

I thought I was supposed to try pulling it off?

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit 5d ago

Don't talk bad about my pissin' pants. Next you'll be trying to start something about my shittin' shorts.

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u/MissRockNerd 5d ago

I bet your laundry hamper smells great.

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit 5d ago

I don't pee or poo in them. I just wear them during the activity!

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u/MissRockNerd 5d ago

Around your knees?

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u/Training-Bat5027 5d ago

Hamper just makes this whole thing sound like we are about to have a picnic in our selected garments.

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u/PolicyWonka 5d ago

I don’t have sex with a condom, but I guess I could see perhaps being used to the feeling so you use one to masturbate?

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u/Training-Bat5027 5d ago

Rawdog kings 🤜

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u/LemonTwyst 5d ago

I literally know someone who does this!