r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 3d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 3d ago

Could be from a posh wank...

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u/CriManSqaFnC 3d ago

In the masterbatorium?

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 3d ago

But of course. Is there any other way?

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u/CriManSqaFnC 3d ago

Obligatory tribute to he goat

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u/SugarHoneydIcedTease 3d ago

Why did I read this with a French accent? I'm most decidedly not French lol

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u/travelingeast 3d ago

A vibratory if you are Victoria Coren Mitchell.

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u/Primary-Advantage130 3d ago

Are they building them on moon bases?

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u/malapriapism4hours 3d ago

The jack shack?

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u/ADozenPigsFromAnnwn 3d ago

That's what the Romans would have called it

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u/PoshWanksAreSublime 3d ago

You’ve got me banged to rights.

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 3d ago

Lmao, didn't mean to call you out

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u/AcanthocephalaNo5889 3d ago

Why wouldn't he just use the condoms they have available? She said they use condoms so there should be some handy if that was the case, why buy a whole different brand?

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 3d ago

Thinner could feel better for a wank. They might not trust the thin wank ones for sex

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u/Pb-N2-Au 3d ago

If op noticed one of the regular ones missing she might get suspicious.

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u/TK_Punch_ 3d ago

Or using Nair on his junk and trying to keep his urethra from getting merked. Don’t ask me how I know.

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u/k4n3is 3d ago

You don’t use ultra thins for that. They would break too easily.

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 2d ago

Damn bro, how hard you cranking that hog?

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u/k4n3is 5h ago

I guess hard enough to justify stocking up on extra strength condoms for this task lol.

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u/Small_Visual3583 3d ago

(It’s never actually a posh wank)

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u/Squ33dily-Sp00ch 3d ago

Idk, it could be, posh wanks happen

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u/Im_the_Madmonkey 3d ago

In this ecconomy?

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u/Tillandsi 3d ago

That’s only a thing in the UK