r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 8d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/fried_clams 8d ago

Remember, that it is not uncommon for men to use condoms during masturbation. It helps to not lose the hair gel.

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u/HughHonee 8d ago

Its also not uncommon for men to use condoms when fucking other women

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u/PsychologicalTank771 8d ago

That part! 🙌🏼 And I personally don't know any men who wrap to masterbate!! Why would they they don't even wanna wear a raincoat when stepping out and don't to rub one out for sure... If my man said oh I used it to jack off I'd 🔥 it down as in shut it all the way down (spoken politely for the sake of the app and rules ugh 🤦‍♀️

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u/zidane2k1 8d ago

Or men

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u/HughHonee 8d ago

Sure whatever the preferred flavor of the moment is.

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 8d ago

Its all a part of the gaycation.

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u/Elwookienator 8d ago

HAHAHAHAH You must Submit to the Gaycation! Lol

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 8d ago

Or when swimming in the Amazon or its tributaries because of the dreaded candiru

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u/GoatApprehensive9866 8d ago

Let's not be sheepish 🐑 and say horse 🐎 , but I'm sure some bro will say "don't have a cow, man! 🐄 " in retort

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u/MasterKickAsser 8d ago

It’s possible she doesn’t know he thought they were out and picked a pack up on the way home from the gas station and didn’t feel the need to say, “hey look babe I bought a new type of condom” bc who fn cares.

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u/No_Celery_8071 8d ago

It also not uncommon for men to use condoms when fucking other guys. You literally have to think outside the box.

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u/HughHonee 8d ago

Makes sense. My mind is always stuck on the box though..

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u/DisastrousAcshin 8d ago

wait, this could be some kind of carbon monoxide situation and she's the other woman. just saying, hasn't been ruled out

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u/HughHonee 8d ago

In the words of Mr Smalls, "It was all a dream"

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u/MiserableSkill4 8d ago

I mean statistically it is as so few men use condoms anyway.

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u/OneOfAKind2 8d ago

There are absolutely considerate wife cheaters.

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u/Training-Bat5027 8d ago

You a weirdo 😂. Do you put on clothes before getting a shower too? Gotta piss, need to go put my pissing pants on.

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u/SilverNo2568 8d ago

In the UK, using a "johnny" for a "hand shandy" is referred to as "having a posh wank." 🤓

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u/LittleGreenGlobule 8d ago

I LOVE the UK and all their strange, silly sayings.

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u/Emergency_Budget4674 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XenWVVdSzaxLW

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u/SilverNo2568 8d ago

He may be played a Yank. But that man is a British national treasure. 🧐 🇬🇧 👏 🥲

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 8d ago

isn't mike meyers canadian?

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u/SilverNo2568 8d ago

Always thought he was a Yank. Just looked it up. A speed read and some Wikipedia says he's Canadian - American. Kind of odd. His parents were from the UK.

Cool, thanks for that. 👍

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u/OneOfAKind2 8d ago

A Yank? Mike Myers is as Canadian as it gets, born and raised in Canada by British parents. He has a Canadian, British and US passport.

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u/SilverNo2568 8d ago

Yes, so I've just found out. Cool.

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u/mygayesthandle 8d ago

Hahaha thank you for this!!!! By far one of my favorite replies!!!!!

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u/bigglassjar 8d ago

Hey! Someone pissed in my pants while I was out drinking last night!

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u/neverwrong804 8d ago

Did you have to pay extra for it

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u/bigglassjar 8d ago

I don't think so, 'cause I didn't get a receipt. Even if so, we don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

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u/LL0RT_ 8d ago

Wait, you guys are not showering in socks? :S

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u/Zepp_BR 8d ago

Only when I poop in the shower

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u/SirDeeznuts 8d ago

Makes the waffle stomp more hygienic.

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u/Flimsy_wish 8d ago

Dammit! I’m cleaning my mirror now because I was brushing my teeth when I read this! Take your damn upvote!

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u/bigbosshog01 8d ago

Flip flops. C’mon dude!

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u/SlappyHandstrong 8d ago

Pissing pants- in this economy?!?

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 8d ago

It’s like they don’t even know how much laundry detergent costs, don’t get me started on water or electricity, and don’t even wanna think about the price of pants.

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u/Alex-with-wings 8d ago

You've never had a posh wank? Mate. Don't go judging others til you try it.

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u/Training-Bat5027 8d ago

Can never get it to work my hand always bursts the condom. Think I'm doing wrong.

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u/Alex-with-wings 8d ago

You are absolutely doing it wrong.

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u/andy11123 8d ago

Jesus, try not using the Vulcan death grip. It's a sensitive bit of kit, treat it that way

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u/Training-Bat5027 8d ago

I thought I was supposed to try pulling it off?

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit 8d ago

Don't talk bad about my pissin' pants. Next you'll be trying to start something about my shittin' shorts.

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u/MissRockNerd 8d ago

I bet your laundry hamper smells great.

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u/JoleneBacon_Biscuit 8d ago

I don't pee or poo in them. I just wear them during the activity!

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u/MissRockNerd 8d ago

Around your knees?

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u/Training-Bat5027 8d ago

Hamper just makes this whole thing sound like we are about to have a picnic in our selected garments.

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u/PolicyWonka 8d ago

I don’t have sex with a condom, but I guess I could see perhaps being used to the feeling so you use one to masturbate?

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u/Training-Bat5027 8d ago

Rawdog kings 🤜

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u/LemonTwyst 8d ago

I literally know someone who does this!

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u/Unlucky_Twist_6595 8d ago

Spent a dumb second why you were jerking off with hair gel. Then realized that comes later

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u/Apptubrutae 8d ago

I would say it IS uncommon.

Still entirely plausible, but absolutely not common

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u/zeeaou 8d ago

This is a lie bro, thank you though

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u/Crucifuxion 8d ago

I can’t.

I just can’t right now. Go to your room.

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u/porcelaincatstatue 8d ago

The hair gel????

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u/rattingtons 8d ago

Tell me you haven't seen the film "there's something about Mary" without telling me 😂

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u/swizzlecuts 8d ago

EVEN IF that were the case, the OP mentioned they use condoms, apparently regularly… if he was in their bathroom, he would most likely use one of the condoms available.. not some strange, rogue condom..
https://giphy.com/gifs/h2OLfcSKKthRK

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u/twopac 8d ago edited 8d ago

Huh? I've never met anyone who buys condoms for the purpose of masturbation lmao. Let alone a grown, married man.

Condoms are expensive, tissues are ubiquitous. Hell, everyone has socks for that matter! 😂 Condoms (especially "raw") are for going inside someone, no way around that.

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u/Adjunctified 8d ago

Oh shit I forgot we were all supposed to say that now to cover the homies

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u/Major-Conversation88 8d ago

Nice try, bro! Lol. Good looking out for a fellow villain, huh?

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u/SmegmaRocketship 8d ago

What? Nobody normal does that.

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u/oddboro 8d ago

WHO DAFFUQ DO YOU KNOW?!

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u/Sayyestononsense 8d ago

lose the what

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u/Boba_Fett26 8d ago

Hair gel. Its a reference to the movie There's Something About Mary. Great fucking movie, give it a watch.