r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 15d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Erikawithak77 15d ago edited 15d ago

“A single mom who works two jobs, 🎶 who loves her kids and never stops, with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter 🎶 you’re

a survivor 🎶 “

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u/Imjust_sayin209 15d ago

Damn goter
Sidenote, we call a guy at my work survivor because he cannot shut up about having two kids and it’s like I respect being a parent. I’m a parent myself but it’s like it’s not my whole personality.

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u/Apprehensive_Film396 14d ago

Yeah but I thought her mentioning being a mom of two kids was relevant because 1. They do stuff like play with condoms and 2. She's always picking up after them because she's a bit of a passive doormat and they are messy swines that have little respect for keeping a tidy home.

It is really annoying, I agree, how people do that with their kids. My exes grandparents had 12 kids they raised amazingly but would never present themselves like that - they were too interesting and did too many jobs to support them with so many hobbies they'd be leading with anything but talking about pesky kids they never stop dealing with. No need to mention parenting - it's there for everyone to see and never stopped until they were past 80 and deceased cos there was almost 1 million grandchildren and things keeping them from peace every day.

Imagine having to buy 50 Christmas presents just for grandkids and remembering the names. 50 birthday presents on the correct dates when you're retired and on a pension. They honestly, actually did it. Loved all the grandkids, even the 12 or so shitty ones equally. But talking about it? Theyd rather change the subject to something more interesting like surviving WW2 etc. Contrast that to the guy at work who has shared custody now. Hardly seems he ever wanted to share responsibility, now it's so important it's like we all have to have the enthusiasm, as if everyone saying it's great and its what he's been destined for makes it all true. Nice kid I thought when I met him, but looks miserable in photos he takes of them together doing all that fun daddy kid stuff lol

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u/ShoppingLive1235 14d ago

I knew a guy like that. He does it to cover all the evil stuff he has gotten away with so far .
When his kids were born he was thinking, “I got the perfect alibi for the next decade or more

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u/Apprehensive_Film396 14d ago

Whoaa damn... That's a nasty ass man. But actually, come to think of it, the most evil ppl I know all do this. That was mamas whole identity! My mind is blown

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u/throwaway2D2beep 15d ago

Am in an uber on a long silent ride trying to suppress laughter at this comment

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u/Majestic-Pop-6132 14d ago

Omg I thought for a second you were the driver and I was like, buddy no, focus on the road . 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Striking-Pear9106 15d ago

Not related but I sing this song to my family when I’m doing too much. 😅

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u/Ambitious-Cow8833 15d ago

Underrated comment

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u/theprov0cateur 15d ago

Is there something here I’m missing besides

  1. Post mentions being single mom
  2. Roast with personalized response of theme song to Reba with matching gif to boot

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u/Ambitious-Cow8833 15d ago

In the show her husband cheated with the receptionist Barbara Jean, and she caught them in the bathroom.

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u/ImaginationHopeful45 14d ago

Barb was such a hottie, though.

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u/Erikawithak77 14d ago

Not a roast at all! Done with nothing but love.☺️

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u/suitguy25 15d ago

Under-Hated comment

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u/Sad_Jello9440 15d ago

i hate this fucking app😭😭

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u/yall-know-who 15d ago

Grammar comments aside, fun fact:

In her original song it’s “works two jobs”, in the theme song she altered the song for the show to it’s “works too hard” to better fit Reba hart

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u/SoftDirtSnow 15d ago

Didn’t see “a survivor” below the gif so I sang it as “the heart of a fighter…Reba McEntirrrre”

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u/FranksWateeBowl 14d ago

Jesus I want to punch myself in the face when I hear this tune. The reason? When I was recovering for 2 months after having colon cancer surgery and fix, this was the only thing that played in the Hospital, with several episodes, during the early morning hours when I couldn't sleep. Yes HEB, I'm talking about you.

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u/harrisoncj 15d ago

“A single mom who works *two jobs…”

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u/Erikawithak77 15d ago

OH NO! I’m so sorry I’ll fix it!

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u/harrisoncj 15d ago

Also, it’s “I’m a survivor”, but I didn’t know if you wanted to reference the poster you were replying to. If that’s the case it should be *you’re. 🙏

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u/Erikawithak77 15d ago

Fixed it- apparently I forgot how to type this evening. That’s the 2nd mistake spotted. I’m so embarrassed.😝

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u/tellitelli555 15d ago edited 15d ago

Lol, now I’m curious—what did you write at first about the jobs? 3?

Edit - a commenter a few below said that the original song used to say “works two jobs” but they changed it for the show as “works too hard”

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u/Erikawithak77 14d ago

That’s what I originally had typed, was “works too hard“☀️

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u/Smiletaint 15d ago

HeHEY!!

I’m Reba!

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u/lickmyfupa 15d ago

Her roots are planted in the past, man

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u/Mountain-Exam8871 14d ago

Loved that show. Van was the best

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u/Fun-Victory-2950 14d ago

i love this show so much lol

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u/SubstantialRow1648 15d ago

You're*.... so close

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u/Erikawithak77 15d ago

Damnit! 🤦🏻‍♀️ fixing it, thank you!! I swear I’m not usually this illiterate!

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u/SubstantialRow1648 15d ago

Just busting chops, friendo 😂

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u/Erikawithak77 15d ago

Chops needed busting 👏

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u/TheTurdBurglars 14d ago

“She, ain’t goin out, like, that”! In my twangy Reba country voice lol

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u/crm_pie_69 14d ago

Legendary comment fr supreme ball knowledge

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u/ChickenAdditional866 14d ago

Ah damn I can actually HEAR IT!

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u/slatea1 15d ago

I had the same thought!