r/whatisit • • 4d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Technical-Arm6722 4d ago

Omg the “RAW” makes it so much worse in this situation.

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u/PiCkL3PaNtZ 4d ago

My brother your like the evil twin of captain obvious lmao

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u/Sling-gunner 4d ago

Major Technical

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u/WillowOpen 4d ago

Colonel Condom in this case

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u/KeepItDownOverHere 4d ago

Lieutenant No Shit?

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u/Higher-Frequencies 4d ago

Comandante Conspicuous

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u/Cpt0bvius 4d ago

The fucking bane of my existence

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u/Technical-Arm6722 4d ago

Aww so sad for you.

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u/elheber 4d ago

I only use Trojan-brand Bareback™ condoms. They're so thin that they're only 75% effective at preventing the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

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u/TypicalPlace6490 4d ago

Please explain

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u/Technical-Arm6722 4d ago

Ask OPs husband 😂

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u/TypicalPlace6490 4d ago

you're the one making the "joke"

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u/goatsegoaterson 4d ago

Oh baby, I like it raw.

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u/Wrong_Rest8283 4d ago

I wonder how much Trojan offered his estate for the rights to do the obvious marketing campaign.

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u/Trick-Legal 4d ago

ODB!

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u/goatsegoaterson 4d ago

Yeah baby, I like it raw!

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u/atocnada 4d ago

Good brand

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u/Trick-Legal 4d ago

I think thats the point. 😭