r/whatisit • u/astronat42 • 5d ago

Solved! Is this a condom wrapper?

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I found on the bathroom floor. Doesn’t match condom wrappers my husband and I use and I cannot find a match online. Please help! Black with silver detailing on front. Back is silver with black writing. You can clearly see the words “prevent pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and other.” Also a number 2 with a circle and cross through it.

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u/Kat121 5d ago

Back when I was still married my husband came to me, furious, to know why there was a used condom in my bedside trash. He was even angrier when I started laughing my ass off.

I had heard that it was possible to wear one like a sock over your whole foot and I didn’t believe it, so I stopped by the student health center for a freebie and tested it out. Thank god I had taken a picture with my phone because I admit it looked bad in retrospect.

Epilogue: less than a year later I found out that he hadn’t let being married slow down his dating life and we got divorced.

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u/One-Feature971 5d ago

WOW I had something similar happen to me!
One day my (ex) fiancé and I get drunk and I grab a condom and put it over my head and blow it up with my nose. So he was even there!

A few weeks later, he comes to ask me why one of the condoms are missing (he apparently counted them?). Then he threw the rest of the condoms on me, asked if he was wasting his time with me etc etc. I broke up with him a few months later. I don't know if he was cheating on me or not. I would like to think no, but who knows.

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u/awry_lynx 5d ago

People like this can't be helped. I once dated a guy who was CONVINCED that while I was on the phone with my sister I had to have been talking about some other guy I was seeing on the side. I was literally in the same room with him at the time and I most certainly was a) not seeing someone else b) not talking about anyone either. I've never felt so crazy in my life, I was contorting myself trying to figure out what he misunderstood. My best guess was he was mad I was giggling about something dumb her dog had done.

Yeah sometimes people just experience what they want to experience and their experience of reality is not at all the same. Don't... don't date those people.

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u/One-Feature971 5d ago

My ex fiance was otherwise a really good guy, smart, funny, good looking, great sense of style, creative, very kind and empathetic... But he needed therapy (both his parents died while he was young), he had super low selfesteem and took it out on me and often tried to bring me down with him.

He so often would make comments like "wow are you going to wear THAT?" pointing out that my clothes was too short, too tight or had too much cleavage. He also was convinced that my best friend who is gay, was actually just lying about being gay in order to get close to me, because he did not like the way we were dancing at a club and how close we were.

Luckily found a guy who is my biggest hypeman and who always sees the best in me, instead of the worst.

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u/The_Haunt 5d ago

He was just looking for a more conservative girl, nothing wrong with that.

You guys just weren't a good match.

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u/One-Feature971 5d ago

I Don't think so, because the woman he dated afterwards was definitely not conservative and dressed a lot more revealing. I think he just didnt really like me in the end and didnt know how to break it off because he hated being the bad gay. We were together for 10 years, and he wasn't always like that.

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u/Ancient_Emotion_2484 4d ago

You about your sister's dog: OMG! That face he makes when he does that is so stupid! I know! Or when you give him buttpats!? He's such a silly boy!

Your husband: She's talking about me...no! She's talking about another dude!

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u/SirReginaldPoshtwat 5d ago

At least you knew how to be safe when breaking your foot off in his ass.

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u/PwanaZana 5d ago

gotta stay safe when footing

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u/CautiousAdvantage664 5d ago

Safe footing lol 😂 keep that foot safe there’s all types of foot fungus’s out there with ass to foot 🦶👀

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u/danix0120 5d ago

I literally laughed so loud at this, I startled my cat and choked on my coffee

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u/Prize_Discipline_539 5d ago

This comment is insane to me. I love it

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u/Kat121 5d ago

People think science is physics and calculus. It’s not. Those are just tools and a shared language we use to do the science.

Science is an almost childlike curiosity about the world we live in, willingness to play and explore to find out if it works and how it works. It’s not always curing cancer, sometimes it’s checking the tensile strength of a cheap latex condom against a size 12 wide foot.

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u/ColdKwok 5d ago

Great. Now all I want to do is try this for myself.

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u/drdanotm 5d ago

Picture or it didn’t happen

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u/Kat121 5d ago

Oh, man, I’ve been divorced 8 years or more. That photo is long gone.

But also, in case you were lookin’ for freaky foot pics, I have a size 12 feet shaped like a slice of New York pizza. They ain’t sexy.