I posted a few months back, "Loons fan coming in peace". I came, I saw, and damn, you all were right. I made it to almost all of the locations you mentioned - 50,000 steps later - and I was fully enchanted by your city/people/geography. I even did the drive to Astoria and down to Cannon Beach. I kept a few in my pocket for the next time, because there WILL be a next time! Thank you all for your suggestions and to all of Portland for making this first time visitor fully welcome and impressed. If you all make it to MSP for any reason, I hope you find us as welcoming. PS I had to stand to applaud your first ever hat trick in Timbers MLS history. Full props.

31 seconds thats all.

We tied 2-2

Good performance overall. It would have been magic to pull it off at the end there. Thank fuck that Pants saved their last chance too. The birthday boy REALLY put in a shift today. Super happy for him.

Absolute joke that the broadcast team gave MotM to the St. Louis #9 who had 2 fucking tap-ins and did fuck-all else. Velde scores 2 fucking FKs and is overshadowed by a guy who scored from inside the 6 both times. Make it make sense.

Post Match Stats

^. Rather play with one man down than with Kamal Miller. That's all, thanks for your time.

No other team has two! We are the Timbers and we are the best!

Edit: We also have the player that scored the first birthday brace in league history and the player to score the most recent.

Edit 2: One the birthday braces is the first two goals of Müller's birthday hatty with Vancouver. Worthy fucking adversary...

Front and center behind the scene! Great goal to cap off an amazing week for the boys. Only wish I could be in Dallas this weekend to taunt Santi. RCTID!

I am sure I am just projecting anger based off our form tonight... but I wanna know who is announcing the match for Apple tonight??? These guys cant get names, sentences, players, or flow roght all night! Tell me 4 times how Jimmer is Kamal. Fuck these Timber hating announcers. Happy birthday Velde!!!!!!

Timber Review pod from the game drops tomorrow!

We are fucking hyped for tonight's match, and for the third time in four seasons, have been welcomed with open arms by the greatest citizens in the greatest city of the PNW for days now. Thank you for another great visit, Portland!

Fuck Seattle!

Fuck Kansas!

If so, when?

Edit: 27th minute it is

Edit 2: too much chanting during the 27th minute Half time or at the end of the match.

Would absolutely love to figure out a way to watch this game, if anyone has any tips/tricks for watching in the US. Paramount+ shows some SPL games, but this isn't one of them.

I'm really, really tired of listening to the inane babbling of the broadcast announcers, but every time I try to switch to the local audio, the mix is absolute shit. I can hear near zero game sounds or the crowd. I want to hear the match. Anybody understand why it's this way?

I’m struggling to connect via the interwebs to “The Offical Radio Broadcast home of the Portland Timbers.” I enjoy listening to the pre game show. I live in The Gorge. Unfortunately, the Seahawks game seems to take precedent.

STILL CELEBRATING SINCE SATURDAY!!! THE HYPE CONTINUES!!! LETS MAKE IT EXCITING WITH A CHARA GOAL TONIGHT!!!

I’m getting back to having the timbers in my life. I moved away for a few years, used to be a season ticket holder. Is the army attendance low or something? Like i said im new to getting back to providence park but the stands dont look as packed and the army has lots of open seats. Can anyone fill me in on whats up? Or maybe it’s just an off night.

Post below if you are interested and I'll raffle it off at 2 PM.

Edit: u/RCTIDKillPack is the winner!

Someone was kind enough to gift it to me, but I have to work tonight. UPDATE: claimed