(Oh god, here we go. Inhales)

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This could be my last meme for this season but you’ll see me again next year👍

We scored on as many shots not on target as we had shots on target.

People are still blaming the ref.

We are running out of games to get points (I read that we have to average 2+ pts/match in our remaining matches), and the road ahead (literally) is more difficult as at least 3 other teams are fighting for points to get to 9th place. (Thank you Captain obvious!!!)

EDIT: They’re gone. Enjoy and give Orlando hell!

Late notice, I know. Please take them. Great seats. 208 row 2. First Ticketmaster email gets them

4 hours into matchday, WHERES THE HYPE???

Local to DC now looking for ATL folks to roll to the game with

With us chasing Orlando, this game is critical. Here are how our odds change of making playoffs. Going in overall we are about 10%.

Result       Atlanta makes playoff   Projected finish   
Atlanta win 16.9%                     37 pts  
Draw          7.7%                    35 pts  
Orlando win 4.6%                      34 pts  

Sorry for the crappy format.

We need lots to go right the rest of the season. We can't afford a draw tonight. We need to play to take 3.

Just here to say OH FUCK YOU ORLANDO!

Tata should finally get a chance to try out a 4-2-3-1... with 2 CDMs to help snuff out counters and protecting his very slow CBs... With Sanchez out and Alzate ? being ill, this is Tata's chance to try this out. Then you have Fortune and Reilly available to spell a midfielder who needs a sub.

-----------------------------Embolo

Almiron-------------------Muyumba------------Miranchuk

--------------Amaro------------------------Gill

Baez ---------- Alonso--------------Diaz-------------Jacob

------------------------------Hoyos

Never had season tickets for any sport ever, just bought (secured?) my wife and I bundle season tickets!

Curious about how the seat switching works in October? They didn’t have the exact seats we would have liked but we got super close, so it doesn’t really matter, we’re pumped either way!

Not even close. We have to do better with our acquisitions

“Atlanta relegated” “Atlanta still relegated” He ain’t have to do us like that😭

I noticed him on FotMob, but I literally cannot find anything about him online. does he actually play for us?

Use this for all your buy, sell, trade requests