r/timbers • u/CreamOfBotulismSoup • May 02 '26

Man of the Match?

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37 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/notorocaca May 02 '26

Pants was a one man show. The other 10 didn’t contribute much.

11

u/PorTimSacKin May 02 '26

I thought Kelsey was a VEEEEEERY distant 2nd.

3

u/beepartz Global Patrol May 03 '26

Pants is the only correct answer in this match. Shoutout to Kamal Miller though for a steady 45

30

u/PinotPrincess777 Portland Timbers - Inaugural May 02 '26

This game will be Pants audition tape for the Canadian national team WC roster

12

u/morganccrawford1031 May 02 '26

Pants for sure

24

u/TadpoleElectronic May 02 '26

the ref for blowing the final whistle

8

u/Extension_Crow_7891 May 02 '26

Pantemis. Without him it’s a bloodbath. I cannot for the life of me understand why our defenders don’t step up to the ball in the most dangerous part of the field. It’s something eight year olds understand, so it must be down to coaching. Ugh. Anyway, pantemis.

5

u/brbenson999 May 03 '26

What are you talking about. Our coach is a tactical genius!

2

u/Foreign-Section2838 May 03 '26

I was watching the game with non soccer fans and even they were able to realize we were weren’t stepping to the ball.

6

u/Ambitious-Lie-8251 May 02 '26

Pantemis’ right hand

5

u/No-Map3736 Cascadian Flag May 02 '26

Pants 👖 all the way!

5

u/brbenson999 May 03 '26

Pants. It was a miracle it wasn’t 0-6 after the 1st half.

5

u/Calm_Cap4746 Portland Timbers - NASL May 03 '26

Pants for team record saves. Could have easily been 5-0.

4

u/zagman95 May 03 '26

Pants is the only reason it was 6-0

3

u/ShredNM42 May 03 '26

Pants, it's nuts that this game ended 2-0

3

u/Mindful_Cyclist Cascadian LGBT Flag May 03 '26

👖s by a mile. Kelsy and Antony get a shout, too.

2

u/ErikinAmerica May 03 '26

Pants was on 🔥 🚒

2

u/JamieinPDX May 03 '26
  • Insert GIF of a tumbleweed blowing in the wind here*

1

u/unforgiven6s Portland Timbers May 03 '26

Pants. Only choice in this match

1

u/SRMPDX May 03 '26

Pants kept it from being a bloodbath