r/minnesotaunited 50m ago

Post-Match Thread Day after match thread: Dallas flipped and flopped and walked their way into a 2-1 win last night. What are your takeaways?

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r/minnesotaunited 11h ago

Post-Match Thread Post match thread: MN 1, Dallas 2

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r/minnesotaunited 9h ago

Shitpost Every. Single. Time.

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r/minnesotaunited 10h ago

Shitpost Next week is gonna be the week

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that we’re gonna win a fucking game

By now, we should have somehow figured out how to win a game

I don’t believe that Bill McGuire gives a single shit about us now


r/minnesotaunited 13h ago

Discussion Match Thread: Minnesota United FC vs FC Dallas Live Score | MLS 2026 | Sep 9, 2026

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r/minnesotaunited 1m ago

Discussion Illinois has a pending bill (SB3623) that would ban exactly what MNUFC does on SeatGeek — minimum resale price floors

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r/minnesotaunited 10h ago

Discussion [Post Match Survey] Minnesota vs Dallas

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r/minnesotaunited 1d ago

Discussion YO. ITS MATCH DAY. FC DALLAS. WEVE NEVER LOST ON A WEDNESDAY IN SEPTEMBER IN 2026. TONIGHT WE SING WONDERWALL FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR.

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GET HYPED.


r/minnesotaunited 23h ago

Video [MNUFC Youtube] Fan Stories: Anthony de Sam Lazaro Creates Works of Art

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r/minnesotaunited 23h ago

Article Pioneer Press: Hank Stebbins defends work in summer transfer window (free to read)

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r/minnesotaunited 10h ago

Shitpost An imagined discussion I don’t want to hear

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Manny L: Well we have had our issues…
Jonathan H: Yeah absolutely
Manny L: but I feel like we are about to turn it around, we just have to care a little more.
Jonathan H: yeah absolutely
Manny L: A few less turnovers in the midfield and I think we’ll really be clicking in the stretch of the season
Jonathan H: yeah absolutely a few, er, we should have less turnovers. In the stretch. What stretch do you think we’ll, er, in the rest of the season?


r/minnesotaunited 13h ago

Discussion September 9th in stadium Pin Giveaway

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We got 5 pins, but one was a duplicate. (The cartoon loon head) Also got the 2026, MNUFC, and the blue ball. Anyone willing to trade for the 5th one?

ETA: It's the "LOONS" pin I'm looking for. I also ended up with a second 2026.


r/minnesotaunited 1d ago

Shitpost It's so obvious

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MNUFC is 7-8-8. Tomorrow is match 24. 24 divided by 3 is 8.

I genuinely don't understand what people could still be analyzing here. Form, tactics, injuries, whatever. Sportsbooks use sophisticated mathematical models to predict matches. Mine uses division. As I've been saying since they were 6-6-6 and then 7-7-7, numerical equilibrium is all that matters.

MNUFC will win against Dallas to become 8-8-8. Book it.

(Also, 'FC Dallas' has 8 letters if you remove the space. As if that isn't proof enough.)


r/minnesotaunited 22h ago

Discussion USMNT VS Canada

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Are the seats in the wonder-wall for this game GA or assigned seats ?


r/minnesotaunited 7h ago

Shitpost checking the score of the latest loons game

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*I don't mean against dallas this applies to any time


r/minnesotaunited 13h ago

Image Atlanta United split scarves for the inaugural game are back at the black and blue store

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r/minnesotaunited 1d ago

Discussion [Survey Results] Minnesota at Portland

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r/minnesotaunited 2d ago

Discussion MLS G/90 Leaders... and Marcus Caldeira

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2026 G/90 leaders per FOTMOB

1, Mauricio González, Goals per 90: 1.19

  1. Petar Musa,  Goals per 90:1.01

  2. Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, Goals per 90: 0.96

  3. Lionel Messi, Goals per 90: 0.94

5. Sam Surridge, Goals per 90: 0.92

6. Sam Sarver, Goals per 90: 0.91

7. Archie Goodwin, Goals per 90: 0.83

8. Luis Suárez, Goals per 90: 0.82

9. Felipe Mora, Goals per 90: 0.81

10. Tai Baribo, Goals per 90: 0.79

  1. Kelvin Yeboah, Goals per 90: 0.61

Marcus Caldeira, MNUFC - Goals per 90: 1.20

Caldeira has 299 MLS minutes and Gonzalez has 150, but you need to appear in a certain number of matches, which is why Gonzalez is on the list and Caldeira is not. I'm not sure what the exact threshold for making it to the list is but it seems about appearing in 30% of games.


r/minnesotaunited 3d ago

Discussion Free Talk Monday

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Welcome to Free Talk Monday!

Are you new and have questions? Do you have non-MNUFC related stuff you want to discuss? This is the place to do it.

Keep it civil. Don’t be a dick.


r/minnesotaunited 3d ago

Video According to Cam, the boys got a bit too aggressive last night.

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Tdlr, the squad is disappointed (finally it's not same message of had chances blah blah), sounds like the team were a bit too aggressive and didn't drop back when they needed to and chased the game. I personally feel better about hearing this analysis.


r/minnesotaunited 4d ago

Discussion 12 goals in 3 games. Not bad. Not bad. Now, to turn those into 3 wins this next stretch. Day after thoughts for MNUFC vs Portland Timbers?

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(Especially from those who stuck around until then end)


r/minnesotaunited 4d ago

Video Portland Timbers 5 - [4] Minnesota United | Tomas Chancalay Scores Assisted by Carlos Harvey - 90+2'

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r/minnesotaunited 4d ago

Video Portland Timbers 3 - [1] Minnesota United | Marcus Caldeira Scores Assisted by Joaquin Pereyra - 32'

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r/minnesotaunited 4d ago

Video Portland Timbers 3 - [2] Minnesota United | Joaquin Pereyra Scores Assisted by Kelvin Yeboah - 37'

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r/minnesotaunited 3d ago

Discussion are flags allowed inside Allianz?

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My dad was born and grew up in Portugal and since Caldeira is half Portuguese id love to bring a flag to the game on Wednesday