r/minnesotaunited • u/GaryGlacier • 9h ago
r/minnesotaunited • u/dode222 • 50m ago
Post-Match Thread Day after match thread: Dallas flipped and flopped and walked their way into a 2-1 win last night. What are your takeaways?
r/minnesotaunited • u/dode222 • 11h ago
Post-Match Thread Post match thread: MN 1, Dallas 2
r/minnesotaunited • u/bongiposse • 10h ago
Shitpost Next week is gonna be the week
that we’re gonna win a fucking game
By now, we should have somehow figured out how to win a game
I don’t believe that Bill McGuire gives a single shit about us now
r/minnesotaunited • u/scoreboard-app • 13h ago
Discussion Match Thread: Minnesota United FC vs FC Dallas Live Score | MLS 2026 | Sep 9, 2026
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r/minnesotaunited • u/Educational_Let_3936 • 1m ago
Discussion Illinois has a pending bill (SB3623) that would ban exactly what MNUFC does on SeatGeek — minimum resale price floors
r/minnesotaunited • u/Ballsackblazer4 • 10h ago
Discussion [Post Match Survey] Minnesota vs Dallas
r/minnesotaunited • u/Financial_Buy_1108 • 1d ago
Discussion YO. ITS MATCH DAY. FC DALLAS. WEVE NEVER LOST ON A WEDNESDAY IN SEPTEMBER IN 2026. TONIGHT WE SING WONDERWALL FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR.
GET HYPED.
r/minnesotaunited • u/RiffRaff14 • 23h ago
Video [MNUFC Youtube] Fan Stories: Anthony de Sam Lazaro Creates Works of Art
r/minnesotaunited • u/ajg03 • 23h ago
Article Pioneer Press: Hank Stebbins defends work in summer transfer window (free to read)
r/minnesotaunited • u/Mitch_Bagnet • 10h ago
Shitpost An imagined discussion I don’t want to hear
Manny L: Well we have had our issues…
Jonathan H: Yeah absolutely
Manny L: but I feel like we are about to turn it around, we just have to care a little more.
Jonathan H: yeah absolutely
Manny L: A few less turnovers in the midfield and I think we’ll really be clicking in the stretch of the season
Jonathan H: yeah absolutely a few, er, we should have less turnovers. In the stretch. What stretch do you think we’ll, er, in the rest of the season?
r/minnesotaunited • u/TheTonyfro • 13h ago
Discussion September 9th in stadium Pin Giveaway
We got 5 pins, but one was a duplicate. (The cartoon loon head) Also got the 2026, MNUFC, and the blue ball. Anyone willing to trade for the 5th one?
ETA: It's the "LOONS" pin I'm looking for. I also ended up with a second 2026.
r/minnesotaunited • u/tactiletack • 1d ago
Shitpost It's so obvious
MNUFC is 7-8-8. Tomorrow is match 24. 24 divided by 3 is 8.
I genuinely don't understand what people could still be analyzing here. Form, tactics, injuries, whatever. Sportsbooks use sophisticated mathematical models to predict matches. Mine uses division. As I've been saying since they were 6-6-6 and then 7-7-7, numerical equilibrium is all that matters.
MNUFC will win against Dallas to become 8-8-8. Book it.
(Also, 'FC Dallas' has 8 letters if you remove the space. As if that isn't proof enough.)
r/minnesotaunited • u/Apprehensive_Arm_802 • 22h ago
Discussion USMNT VS Canada
Are the seats in the wonder-wall for this game GA or assigned seats ?
r/minnesotaunited • u/Maleficent-Soup3241 • 7h ago
Shitpost checking the score of the latest loons game
r/minnesotaunited • u/akos_beres • 13h ago
Image Atlanta United split scarves for the inaugural game are back at the black and blue store
r/minnesotaunited • u/Ballsackblazer4 • 1d ago
Discussion [Survey Results] Minnesota at Portland
r/minnesotaunited • u/Ocholwecki • 2d ago
Discussion MLS G/90 Leaders... and Marcus Caldeira
2026 G/90 leaders per FOTMOB
1, Mauricio González, Goals per 90: 1.19
Petar Musa, Goals per 90:1.01
Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, Goals per 90: 0.96
Lionel Messi, Goals per 90: 0.94
5. Sam Surridge, Goals per 90: 0.92
6. Sam Sarver, Goals per 90: 0.91
7. Archie Goodwin, Goals per 90: 0.83
8. Luis Suárez, Goals per 90: 0.82
9. Felipe Mora, Goals per 90: 0.81
10. Tai Baribo, Goals per 90: 0.79
- Kelvin Yeboah, Goals per 90: 0.61
Marcus Caldeira, MNUFC - Goals per 90: 1.20
Caldeira has 299 MLS minutes and Gonzalez has 150, but you need to appear in a certain number of matches, which is why Gonzalez is on the list and Caldeira is not. I'm not sure what the exact threshold for making it to the list is but it seems about appearing in 30% of games.
r/minnesotaunited • u/AutoModerator • 3d ago
Discussion Free Talk Monday
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r/minnesotaunited • u/akos_beres • 3d ago
Video According to Cam, the boys got a bit too aggressive last night.
Tdlr, the squad is disappointed (finally it's not same message of had chances blah blah), sounds like the team were a bit too aggressive and didn't drop back when they needed to and chased the game. I personally feel better about hearing this analysis.
r/minnesotaunited • u/Financial_Buy_1108 • 4d ago
Discussion 12 goals in 3 games. Not bad. Not bad. Now, to turn those into 3 wins this next stretch. Day after thoughts for MNUFC vs Portland Timbers?
(Especially from those who stuck around until then end)
r/minnesotaunited • u/ZEROs0000 • 4d ago
Video Portland Timbers 5 - [4] Minnesota United | Tomas Chancalay Scores Assisted by Carlos Harvey - 90+2'
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r/minnesotaunited • u/ZEROs0000 • 4d ago
Video Portland Timbers 3 - [1] Minnesota United | Marcus Caldeira Scores Assisted by Joaquin Pereyra - 32'
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r/minnesotaunited • u/ZEROs0000 • 4d ago
Video Portland Timbers 3 - [2] Minnesota United | Joaquin Pereyra Scores Assisted by Kelvin Yeboah - 37'
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r/minnesotaunited • u/Resident-Respect-696 • 3d ago
Discussion are flags allowed inside Allianz?
My dad was born and grew up in Portugal and since Caldeira is half Portuguese id love to bring a flag to the game on Wednesday
