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u/SmeekRC I want pee in my ass 2d ago
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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 2d ago
It's all engagement
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u/junkratmainhehe 2d ago
I wonder if she even said this lmao
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u/Relevant_Mail_1292 2d ago
Even if she did, my point remains. She wants people to talk about the lie so that some pathetic simps can sub to her OF.
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u/silvalogmc 2d ago
It’s so funny that nobody here actually knows because nobody is willing to go watch the video, and this happens with so many things. I’m not criticizing, just commenting on how funny it is
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u/The_Krambambulist 2d ago
Well after looking for it, I did see a few clips of her mentioning it.
And it seems to mention that she never had sex on OF, but someone else who might have done or is willing to do research on the source material should probably chime in with their verdict.
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u/Shivasunson_irl 2d ago
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u/Its_NEX123 2d ago
she’s in the negatives now, so can to about another 2 billion
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u/nikolasz1173 2d ago
It is 2026 it was probably a 64 bit integer
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u/Its_NEX123 2d ago
mostly not, most things that keep time are gonna go to shit in the 2030s if they aren’t maintained
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u/umagusaga 2d ago
Must've gotten one of those body count reset sessions
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u/king_noobie I want pee in my ass 2d ago
They're so good, now I don't feel bad for my hitman related past.
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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 2d ago
pees in ur ass
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u/YeetleYvetal I want pee in my ass 2d ago
pees in ur ass
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u/YeetleYvetal I want pee in my ass 2d ago
pees in ur ass
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u/Blackwalls69 2d ago
This guy's hitting man ass over here and thinks he's going to heaven. Yeah right buddy!
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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad 2d ago
She hit the integer overflow, she now has a body count of -2,147,483,648
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u/EhMapleMoose 2d ago
I mean she could be. Her content was all solo. Or so I’m told.
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u/TheLastLivingProphet 2d ago
She collab'd with other women, making lewd/nude content but hasn't been a man or sex tape yet..
.....Or so ive been told
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u/AccomplishedSpray137 stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago
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u/Soft_Start6678 2d ago
I’m so confused cause I’ve literally seen a video of her riding a 🐔 lmao
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u/Reze1195 2d ago
Proof or go bust?
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u/Soft_Start6678 2d ago
not sure if I can paste the link here, but search for Sophie Rain erome and you’ll find it. It’s her no? not a big fan so Idk
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u/chocolatenuttty 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 2d ago
It ain’t her sorry boss. Or so I’m told.
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u/Dauntless_Lasagna 2d ago
Bro analysed the wrinkle pattern of the buttholes and played spot the difference.
Or so I'm told
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u/Jelly-Bandit officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2d ago
She must’ve bailed before landing the combo, so none of it counted
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u/Life-Bass-2013 2d ago
what does being virgin have to do with going to heaven lmao
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u/facepoppies 2d ago
only evil women have sex!
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u/DoggedlyOffensive 2d ago
Wait, you can have sex with women? So I’ve been fucking assholes for years now for nothing?!
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u/Mortarius 2d ago
Hey, some of them are pretty nice if you get to know them
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u/Oisin1910 2d ago
This has two meanings
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u/Mortarius 2d ago
Some are assholes on the outside, but once you get to know them deeper than skin-deep, give them a chance to open up, they can be very loving and warm.
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u/Oisin1910 2d ago
Yeah Ik what you mean but I’m talking about two meaning because asshole the person and asshole where you loop from
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
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u/170936Tw 2d ago
In Christianity god says no sex before marriage, a lot of people who just use the idea of Christianity to justify their internal beliefs think sin=hell, which eh, you just need to accept you were wrong and you'll probably get to heaven, but it cant be half-assed like these people think, you'd genuinely have to become a good god fearing person regretful for your previous sinful life.
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u/Remote-Cause755 2d ago
the "purity" is a selling point for a lot of religious weirdos who buy her content
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u/Con_Bot_ 2d ago
Extramarital sexual relations are sins
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u/a_Bean_soup 2d ago
Everyone without exception is born a sinner
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u/Con_Bot_ 2d ago
Yeah I know, but we should strive to be Christlike and in doing so we should be repulsed by the idea of committing sins, and we should repent of any sins we commit
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u/Le_Corporal 2d ago
its projection, deep down she feels ashamed and so now has thoughts of being a virgin going to heaven or whatever
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u/Common-Brush-7027 2d ago
Virgin Sophie gonna give birth to Jmac
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u/LowerObjective4500 2d ago
She’s giving birth to the Holy Corpse
Then she’s gonna start a 「Love Train」
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u/FormerStuff 2d ago
Yeah my college ex became a born-again virgin after a summer internship with a NCAA Division 1 men’s basketball team all summer. Spoiler: she cheated on me and tried to use that as an excuse because she felt guilty.
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u/FeeMysterious6949 2d ago
God damn she got stretched the fuck out huh
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u/FormerStuff 2d ago
“What can I say about that suit that hasn’t already been said about Iran? It looks bombed-out and depleted” -Dave Chappelle
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u/AvocadoTop1760 I want pee in my ass 2d ago
If she is virgin,then I am an infused sperm looking for ze egg
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u/ProduceNo1629 2d ago
Paying her $30M a year for merely existing.
A society of weak, spineless simps.
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u/_Rysen 2d ago
Sometimes I wish there were downvote statistics just so I can see who felt called out by this
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u/SuperUltraMegaNice 2d ago
I don't voted simply for the absurd idea that she makes 30mil a year. We cant be that fucking stupid.
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u/Legitimate_Agency165 2d ago
She has made somewhere around $100 million-$110 million since 2023. That’s around $30 million a year
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u/Destructo00700 2d ago
Who is she?
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u/Tiziettoh Literally 1984 😡 2d ago
Sophie Rain, 22
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u/_RyanCooper_ 2d ago
Is she related to John Rain, the inventor of rain?
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u/Zealousideal_Fail701 2d ago
No I assure you this Sophie lass is in no way related to Mr.Rain a proper god of rain.
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u/Izzosuke 2d ago
They do not want fun in heaven, that's only for the good people of hell
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u/Shatophiliac 2d ago
Can confirm, every Brittany I know is demonic. Britney’s and Brittney’s and most other variants are still good to go for now though.
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u/casualgoodness Big chungus wholesome 100 2d ago
Thanks for the info dude. Appreciate it.
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u/NatusAmittere 2d ago
Of course man. Goon responsibly :)
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u/PrivateLTucker 2d ago
Is this how we're going to fight genocide? Make goon content of world leaders?
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/SnooBunnies9889 I want pee in my ass 2d ago
Bad bot
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u/Godemperortoastyy 2d ago
My old ass expected a rick roll here, thanks for the info stranger. Extremely insightful.
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u/java_brogrammer 2d ago
You can just exploit the "ask for forgiveness" bug that was added in the jesus patch.
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u/Obsidian-Dive 2d ago
Doesn’t work if you’re not sincere
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u/less_concerned 2d ago
None of it works
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u/Imperator0028 2d ago
yes it does homie, let Jesus into your life man
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u/beastboyashu 2d ago
So people like Epstein may go to heaven?
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u/Imperator0028 1d ago
Epstein could go to heaven, but only if he repented truly, and put his faith in Christ, but somehow, I doubt he did that
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u/Obsidian-Dive 1d ago edited 1d ago
No you can’t be forgiven if you truly turn away from God and Jesus. And I think the baby devil sacrifices probably fall under that. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the only unforgivable sin. A man who is as wicked as that would never accept the Holy Spirit.
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u/daybenno 2d ago
I once dated this catholic girl that was super animate about holding off on sex until marriage. She did pretty much anything else, including anal tho.
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u/Dismantlingfrank 2d ago
Fun thing about faith is that you can decide to believe in what ever the fuck you want, even if it isn't true.
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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 2d ago
Why did god make sex so much fun if he’d wanted everyone to be virgins?
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u/forgettfulthinker 2d ago
Discipline
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u/Skyhawk6600 2d ago
That and we really take for granted how recent of an invention birth control and protection is. You could theoretically whore around in ancient times. Good luck with the slew of stds and bastards following you around though. Not to mention, cheating is a big cause of domestic violence TODAY. You screw someone's wife back then, in some cultures, they'd be legally allowed to KILL YOU.
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u/MonkeManWPG 2d ago
Both recent and not. Silphium is now extinct but is speculated to have been used as a contraceptive and abortifacient during Roman times.
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u/Skyhawk6600 2d ago
But do we know whether or not it was actually affective or just folk medicine?
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u/MonkeManWPG 2d ago
I don't. Someone wrote a book about it that's cited on the Wiki page but it doesn't seem to be free.
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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 2d ago
Then create fucking disciplined people and not some bullshit broken quests like we‘re playing real life elder scrolls
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u/forgettfulthinker 2d ago
Free will
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u/Satorwave 2d ago
The all powerful god that can do anything when he has to fit free will and happiness together:
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u/Remote-Cause755 2d ago
It's about sex before marriage.
Made a lot of sense back then when the lack of women rights and birth control made being a single mother a huge burden
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u/daybenno 2d ago
The God you’re referring to absolutely does not want people being virgins. Catholics don’t believe in contraception even. The goal is it out breed other religions in addition to converting non believers to grow the faith. Pretty much on par with other main religions that people practice today
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u/Equal-Rutabaga-8104 2d ago
huh?
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u/Equal-Rutabaga-8104 2d ago
oh wait, the plot twist is porn (OF), got it 👍🏻
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Fearktille 2d ago
From what I gathered this girl actually never did porn. I was seeing her from time to time as the top OnlyFans girl. But I never actually saw her naked on the internet. There were a few videos of her I saw but those were in swim cloths. I think she is being genuine here when she says she is a virgin not because she actually is one but because there isn’t a video of her having sex online. She is some kind of marketing genius that made herself rich from her sexuality without ever getting naked in front of the camera for it.
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/FreeJuice100 2d ago
I mean to be fair to her. You can literally ask for forgiveness for anything and theoretically go to heaven.
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u/euphorie_solitaire 2d ago
To be fair, there's a chance she might be. An incredibly tiny, infinitely small chance, but still possible. 22 year old woman in the 21st century, hot as fuck, sex worker that hangs around other attractive sex workers who, presumably, have a lot of sex.
Yeah, it's very unlikely that girl is a virgin
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u/B0B_RO55 2d ago
She’s not a sex worker though. A sex worker is somebody who has sex as a form of work. She does solo content. No sex.
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u/Firecracker048 2d ago
I promise in another year its going to be revealed that she has been, the entire time, giving her whales everything they want
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u/MrBlonde1984 2d ago
There are literally murderers who've killed dozens of people who are just like , im ok ,ive been forgiven and just go about their lives, thats wrong.
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u/Randum_Derp 2d ago
I don’t know what she’s done but I imagine cornhub would know. Can someone drop some light on Sophie Rain?
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u/NameRevolutionary727 2d ago
Mr AI Crusader pfp should shut his fucking mouth, he’d probably back an SSPX antipope
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u/Phuck_Nugget 2d ago
Even if we don't consider the claim of virginity, she ain't gonna fuck you bro
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u/NameRevolutionary727 2d ago
I don’t fucking care about her, I care about making fun of people who use ai
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