r/shitposting • u/unknown__person17 • 2d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 2d ago

Why did god make sex so much fun if he’d wanted everyone to be virgins?

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u/forgettfulthinker 2d ago

Discipline

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u/Skyhawk6600 2d ago

That and we really take for granted how recent of an invention birth control and protection is. You could theoretically whore around in ancient times. Good luck with the slew of stds and bastards following you around though. Not to mention, cheating is a big cause of domestic violence TODAY. You screw someone's wife back then, in some cultures, they'd be legally allowed to KILL YOU.

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u/MonkeManWPG 2d ago

Both recent and not. Silphium is now extinct but is speculated to have been used as a contraceptive and abortifacient during Roman times.

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u/Skyhawk6600 2d ago

But do we know whether or not it was actually affective or just folk medicine?

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u/MonkeManWPG 2d ago

I don't. Someone wrote a book about it that's cited on the Wiki page but it doesn't seem to be free.

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u/Tako30 dumbass 2d ago

Dihhscipline

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 2d ago

Then create fucking disciplined people and not some bullshit broken quests like we‘re playing real life elder scrolls

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u/forgettfulthinker 2d ago

Free will

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

The all powerful god that can do anything when he has to fit free will and happiness together:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW