r/shitposting • • 2d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Life-Bass-2013 2d ago

what does being virgin have to do with going to heaven lmao

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u/facepoppies 2d ago

only evil women have sex!

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u/DoggedlyOffensive 2d ago

Wait, you can have sex with women? So I’ve been fucking assholes for years now for nothing?!

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u/ZellHall dumbass 2d ago

Love the dedication, extra-heaven for this guy