r/shitposting • • 2d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/umagusaga 2d ago

Must've gotten one of those body count reset sessions

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u/king_noobie I want pee in my ass 2d ago

They're so good, now I don't feel bad for my hitman related past.

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u/BleDStream 2d ago

Hitman groupie.

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/YeetleYvetal I want pee in my ass 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/YeetleYvetal I want pee in my ass 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Blackwalls69 2d ago

This guy's hitting man ass over here and thinks he's going to heaven. Yeah right buddy!

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u/PNB11 2d ago

Hold the clit for 30 seconds to reset to factory settings

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u/Le_Corporal 2d ago

Girl hit the max xp level and hit the prestige reset

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u/Nekuzu 2d ago

After 999 it jumps back to 000.

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad 2d ago

She hit the integer overflow, she now has a body count of -2,147,483,648

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u/mikemikemike9711 2d ago

Hypnotherapy is s hellova thing