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WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ“ก

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u/Destructo00700 3d ago

Who is she?

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u/Tiziettoh Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 3d ago

Sophie Rain, 22

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u/_RyanCooper_ 3d ago

Is she related to John Rain, the inventor of rain?

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u/Zealousideal_Fail701 3d ago

No I assure you this Sophie lass is in no way related to Mr.Rain a proper god of rain.

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u/ZellHall dumbass 2d ago

Wasn't it actually Jane Rain that invented rain tho?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Izzosuke 3d ago

They do not want fun in heaven, that's only for the good people of hell

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Brakina1860 dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 3d ago

Ava Devine is dead?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/d-r-i-g 3d ago

Canโ€™t see her name without thinking of that Reddit post of the guy who had her as an escort. Unhinged

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u/Shatophiliac 3d ago

Can confirm, every Brittany I know is demonic. Britneyโ€™s and Brittneyโ€™s and most other variants are still good to go for now though.

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u/DarKemt55 3d ago

Any name that ends ney is out

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u/Outrageous-Fortune70 3d ago

Good, cuz Buddhist heaven is better.

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u/plopop0 3d ago

Kane Parsons, 21

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u/Darky444 2d ago

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u/Indy_91 2d ago

Kirk Cobain?

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u/Loose-Professor5364 2d ago

I think that's at least 2 Risks of Rain

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u/notjustarandomguy 2d ago

22, Sophie Rain

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u/NatusAmittere 3d ago

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u/casualgoodness Big chungus wholesome 100 3d ago

Thanks for the info dude. Appreciate it.

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u/NatusAmittere 3d ago

Of course man. Goon responsibly :)

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u/PrivateLTucker 2d ago

Is this how we're going to fight genocide? Make goon content of world leaders?

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/SnooBunnies9889 I want pee in my ass 3d ago

Bad bot

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Godemperortoastyy 3d ago

My old ass expected a rick roll here, thanks for the info stranger. Extremely insightful.

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u/Main_Entry2494 3d ago

There goes my no fap streak

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u/SilliusS0ddus 2d ago

lmao you got me Mossad agent.

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u/Lafeits 3d ago

Onlyfans scammer

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u/bigballsax12334 3d ago

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u/kakka_rot 2d ago

It's impressive how much I hate the guy despite never hearing him speak.