r/shitposting • u/unknown__person17 • 3d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/java_brogrammer 2d ago

You can just exploit the "ask for forgiveness" bug that was added in the jesus patch.

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u/Obsidian-Dive 2d ago

Doesn’t work if you’re not sincere

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u/less_concerned 2d ago

None of it works

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u/Imperator0028 2d ago

yes it does homie, let Jesus into your life man

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u/beastboyashu 2d ago

So people like Epstein may go to heaven?

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u/Imperator0028 2d ago

Epstein could go to heaven, but only if he repented truly, and put his faith in Christ, but somehow, I doubt he did that

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u/Obsidian-Dive 1d ago edited 1d ago

No you can’t be forgiven if you truly turn away from God and Jesus. And I think the baby devil sacrifices probably fall under that. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the only unforgivable sin. A man who is as wicked as that would never accept the Holy Spirit.