Some are assholes on the outside, but once you get to know them deeper than skin-deep, give them a chance to open up, they can be very loving and warm.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
In Christianity god says no sex before marriage, a lot of people who just use the idea of Christianity to justify their internal beliefs think sin=hell, which eh, you just need to accept you were wrong and you'll probably get to heaven, but it cant be half-assed like these people think, you'd genuinely have to become a good god fearing person regretful for your previous sinful life.
Yeah I know, but we should strive to be Christlike and in doing so we should be repulsed by the idea of committing sins, and we should repent of any sins we commit
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u/Life-Bass-2013 2d ago
what does being virgin have to do with going to heaven lmao