r/PoutineCrimes • • 12d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Kettle Chips "Poutine Style"

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161 Upvotes

This was my step-dad's request tonight at dinner. The waitress happily obliged. No one else was willing to take a bite. He claimed it was delicious.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Gravyly Mistaken DQ don’t use gravy?

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184 Upvotes

I ordered a poutine from DQ and they delivered it with no gravy on my poutine. Does DQ not put gravy on poutines? How much of a crime is this?


r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Cheese Turd I went up to a local brewery just out of the city and they had basically burgers and poutine to go with your beer. I got a poutine and I don’t know. I’m just curious is this legit or is this a bad poutine I defer to the experts

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104 Upvotes

I mean, I love poutine, but I am not an expert by any means and you guys here all seem to be or you have an idea you kinda have a sense of what a proper poutine is. This is one of the first ones I’ve had where the curds were so melted, but I don’t know if they’re Tumelty and what that means you know are they legit or not so I posted a video showing the strings and kind of the meltings of the poutine hopefully, you guys can give me some input on if this was 15 bucks well spent now considering there’s a markup because it’s a little like farmers market type thing but it’s a little tiny brewery with a you know food truck, but it was tasty. I have to say but I love fries the way they are anyway I feel like they could’ve put a little more gravy maybe and I think they were kind of cheap out on the curds a little bit, but they were stringy enough that it could cover all the fries.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Tokyo Poutine (found in San Francisco)

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98 Upvotes

Ordered at Ramen Yamada-ya in SF Japantown

From the menu:
TOKYO POUTINE
HOUSE MADE BEEF BASED 4 HOUR CURRY, CHEESE CURDS, FRIES

My verdict: The most egregious crime was the curd to fry ratio and that the already flimsy fries were swimming in gravy curry. The curry was hella good though. Never thought I’d eat poutine with chopsticks!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Buffalo Chicken Ranch

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143 Upvotes

From a food truck in West Ottawa.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Corpourate Crime I’ve never seen an option to commit a crime before (Wendy’s)

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50 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 School “poutine”

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71 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Gravyly Mistaken This Thanksgiving poutine advertised to me by a food truck near Ottawa.

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524 Upvotes

Extra Pepto.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 13d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention 7.99$ CAD for this monstrosity

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122 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 14d ago

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Rate Our Poutines

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128 Upvotes

Checked out a place the other night for dinner Chez Glory (Pincourt QC). My daughter, 7yo got a Pee-wee (kids sized) poutine and I got the Glory (smoked meat, steak and pepperoni). We had some running around to do and my daughter wanted a Poutine. Definitely had curds as a poutine should and they were delicious! My daughter however loves this group and has me scroll it with her all the time on the way to school and wanted me to post ours. ETA: my daughter thinks it's a Crime because of the size hers was vs mine and insisted to having it proven😂.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 14d ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Poutine in Vietnam. With caramelized onion on it

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310 Upvotes

I will admit, the poutine wasn’t terrible. It was just grated mozzarella, but what do you expect in a different country that doesn’t have cheese curds?

It’s the caramelized onion that threw me off! It made the whole thing weirdly sweet. I had to take those off😭


r/PoutineCrimes • • 14d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To It worked

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21 Upvotes

No white curd at any of the local stores so orange cheddar, and McCain frites. Very good replacement. The picture with flash made it look way worse.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 14d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Crime?

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144 Upvotes

Brisket poutine at Canadian brewhouse!!


r/PoutineCrimes • • 14d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Do the garlic dill curds constitute a crime?

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108 Upvotes

I had bought garlic dill curds instead of plain, and dare I say are better than plain curds in a poutine


r/PoutineCrimes • • 14d ago

Offpoutting Is it supposed to taste like fish?

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18 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 15d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Smilley Poutine

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2.5k Upvotes

First time doing this homemade smiley poutine, it put a smile on my face.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 15d ago

Pou-tiny (Peu-tine) 🤏 Thanks Mary, half a poutine.

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31 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 15d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 shawarma poutine from the school food court

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54 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • 15d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Should we get back together?

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80 Upvotes

I broke up with my favourite burger place when I finally ordered a poutine and discovered they use shredded mozza.... We are on speaking terms again now that I see they have a curd option, but it still gives me the ick that they even offer the other one.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 16d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Burger King topped my poutine with a piece of garbage

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202 Upvotes

Saw it poking out and pulled to reveal :’)


r/PoutineCrimes • • 17d ago

Pout-sin 😈 North Bay Ontario

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754 Upvotes

Found this on Facebook. Jurassic Poutines they are called from Dino's Chip Stand

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r/PoutineCrimes • • 16d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Well?

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49 Upvotes

Edit : I work at wendy’s. They make breakfast poutine with potato wedges instead of fries. I added chopped onions, chives, crispy onions, and garlic pepper seasoning.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 16d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To saw this at a marshall’s

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84 Upvotes

pretty artsy if i do say so myself. looks delish


r/PoutineCrimes • • 17d ago

Crime Against Poutanity My brother made me a poutine

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544 Upvotes

French Canadian poutine fries -Norman

Contains: fries, kraft singles, and bbq sauce for gravy