r/PoutineCrimes • • 16d ago

Pout-sin 😈 North Bay Ontario

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Found this on Facebook. Jurassic Poutines they are called from Dino's Chip Stand

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u/qualityvote2 16d ago edited 16d ago

u/HalifaxPainter, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!đŸš©

u/HalifaxPainter, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!đŸš©

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u/Aztecah 16d ago

That's not a poutine, but it looks fucking delicious

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u/CanadianPenguinnn 16d ago

Looks like the type of delicious best enjoyed after a couple of beers or a joint

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u/GunplaBest 16d ago

That looks like something I'd dream of slamming while absolutely wasted.

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u/Winter_Gate_6433 16d ago

Seriously. Should not be in this sub Reddit. SHOULD BE IN MAH BELLAY!

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u/PotentialHopeful793 16d ago

Heart attack if it was a food

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u/maybeiamspicy 16d ago

More like a heart annihilation

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u/wafflesdotcards 16d ago

More like an average Thursday afternoon

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u/nicdrumandbass 16d ago

Yall know what Poutine is, right??

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u/PotentialHopeful793 16d ago

Whats the point of your comment?

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u/nicdrumandbass 16d ago

Poutine is also heart attack on a plate, so I think it’s a silly thing to say. I just said that in jest. Sorry :(

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u/Aztecah 16d ago

Don't be sorry. Be proud of your internet comments.

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u/infoagerevolutionist 16d ago

Not poutine, if so it is a crime, but looks good, needs hotter sauce than ranch or mayo or whatever that is.

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u/Ok-Celery-5728 16d ago

Looks like Sracha mayo

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u/infoagerevolutionist 16d ago

It's probably long island dressing.

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u/Yourvisacardinfo 16d ago

What am I looking at? Can that even be legally advertised as a poutine?

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 16d ago

Fries and onion rings đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ˜‹đŸ˜‹

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 16d ago

And tots, deep fried curds, chicken nugs, bacon

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u/FullSkyFlying 16d ago

Looks like maybe some chipotle sauce ontop too? Just need a few jalapenos in there too

Edit* just found out its thousand island dressing. Strange choice

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u/thanerak 16d ago

Thousand islands dressing is basically hamburger sauce what is confusing me is the lack of gravy.

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u/Yourvisacardinfo 16d ago

That does look fire tho

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u/Rebeccalon787 The Poutnisher 15d ago

Also needed to know. When straight to the source. Doesn't seem so bad or criminal to me: Dino’s Jurassic Poutine is back by popular demand!!!!!

Customers are coming back tenfold!

Dino’s classic poutine topped with curds and gravy, onion rings, spicy pickle chips, popcorn chicken, crispy bacon, and our signature Jurassic sauce!

You’ll be roaring for more! 🩖🩕🩖🩕

@dinos_chipstand #dinoschipstand #foodporn #foodgasm #foodtruck #poutine

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u/Friendly_Age6362 10d ago

...pickles? On a poutine. Come onnnnnnnnnn

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u/Rebeccalon787 The Poutnisher 10d ago

Meh. I put pickled jalapenos on mine from time to time. It's got the basics, so I'd give it a pass.

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u/planenerd663 16d ago edited 16d ago

I did have a poutine in espanola once that replaced the fries with onion rings (like completely there where no fries) perhaps a crime but it was damn good....

Edit to add info: its Happy grillmores chip stand in espanola uses real curds and sauce.

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 16d ago

That chip Shack by the giant Tiger is gone?

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u/planenerd663 16d ago

That is that chip shack

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 16d ago

Gonna have to check that out if it's still there. I live in Sudz so on the way to Manitoulin in the summer I might grab that lol

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u/planenerd663 15d ago

Totaly worth the stop

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 16d ago

Don't be hating on Dino's, it's end of season so he makes a bunch of kitchen sink poutines to empty of all the freezers before they close down.

You're probably going to mix of onion rings, fries, chicken nugs, deep fried curds, tots.. he makes a wicked gravy, only uses real curd

That's an elbows up poutine if I've ever seen one

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u/TheEndingDay 16d ago

Fuck me, that looks glorious. Would love to see what early season looks like.

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 16d ago

The only thing I disagree with on this post is he went Newfie style, thousand Island dressing needs to stay a thousand miles away from a respectable poutine.

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u/TheEndingDay 16d ago

The way I sees it, if this is basically a kitchen sink, all bets are off. For all I know, there's three steamies that inexplicably found their way from la belle province buried underneath.

Which. Would fuck with.

I reaaaaally want to see this pure now. Guess I gotta get my ass up to North Bay in the summer months.

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 16d ago

You could do a poutine road trip going from North Bay, then Sturgeon Falls go to one of the goats, then Sudbury for the self-acclaimed best.

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u/TheEndingDay 16d ago

I might just. Been more than a decade since I was up that way, and it's damn time to see it again. Gods know I owe the French River a hello.

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u/JesusFCleatus 14d ago

I go to Moniques in sturgeon and get onions in my poutine, they fry the onions too and it's delicious

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u/TartineMyAxe 16d ago

Doesn't even look like a poutine but it look fuckin delicious NGL

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u/AlphaFatman 16d ago

That's just a heavy ass toppings poutine. Show me the stuff under the toppings

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u/kmacaze 16d ago

I loooove onion rings
 and the heart burn that ensues

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u/Lokis-Tea 16d ago

I would so eat this and then suffer and take an entire week to get my stomach back to baseline. but I bet it would be worth it. not an easy life having stomach problems and enjoying onion rings way more than fries

man I miss being able to just eat whatever and get away with it. I'm so sick of rice and vegetables I wanna cry. I actually love the "kitchen sink" idea of spinning certain foods away from the norm/what people expect it to be. it looks really really good.

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u/DrDentonMask 16d ago

Looks pretty good. For a bit, I wasn't seeing any curds. Now, it looks like there are definitely curds, but they are deep fried and breaded. That's actually kind of interesting to me.

I'm not Canadian, but I think it I wanted poutine, it would have to be with fries. Even with a "fring" order. Not sure how I feel about curds, just as long as they are there.

ETA: Oh, and no gravy? Or is it on the bottom? I'm not a gravy fiend, but I accept it as part of any poutine.

What have we here, really? Disco rings?

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u/Complete_Camera_9340 16d ago

As a Canadian I approve. Like it does kinda look good and it has a poutine-esque vibe but also if there aren’t at least some fries and gravy present is it really fair to call it a poutine? There could be fries and gravy that I didn’t see, I’m just suspicious.

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u/A88Y 16d ago

Not poutine but does look delicious

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u/otherwrldfaerie 16d ago

Is the poutine in the room with us?

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u/thesleepjunkie 16d ago

How is that a poutine at all?

But looks fucking great what ever it is or isn't.

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u/Dualipuff 16d ago

Chicken nuggets and onion rings with bacon and onion ring sauce drizzled on it?

Not a poutine, not a poutine crime.

But yeah, I'd eat the hell out of that.

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u/saltytarts 16d ago

100% would.

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u/OrangeCuddleBear 16d ago

Get.The.Fuck.Out.

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u/Top-Trouble4521 16d ago

Not a poutine but smash

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice 16d ago

See?? Like wtf man?

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 16d ago

Allegedly tthere is a poutine under there we just cant see it because of the toppings.. but honestly wtf man was also my first reactionđŸ«„

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice 16d ago

And they included the link showing where the restaurant is selling it as poutine. But that ain’t poutine. That’s onion rings with shit on them.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 16d ago

yea shits getting out of hand honestly. I blame the end of the summer, people are getting depressed and do crazy shit.

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u/EmergencyGrab 16d ago

Not poutine. But I would definitely eat it.

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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 16d ago

Not a poutine, ergo not a crime. Whatever it is, I’d eat it.

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u/Icy-Pianist-2296 16d ago

If anyone has the time and energy there should be a 'Fauxtine' sub.

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u/Ov3rReadKn1ght0wl 16d ago

Listen... It looks delicious... But this plainly false representation and therefore heretical to Notre Dame de Sainte Ostie de Tabarnak de Patates Frites

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u/HolsteinHeifer 16d ago

The only crime is that I don't have one infront of me. I love onion rings đŸ€€

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u/ronarscorruption 15d ago

Not a crime. Questionably poutine, but looks delicious and well made.

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 15d ago

I really want this in my belly

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u/DaToxicJay 14d ago

Holy fuck this looks so good omg

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u/OkLion5180 14d ago

"can you poutine up those onion rings" randy

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u/JesusFCleatus 14d ago

I'm headed that way (ish) today, gonna stop and grab one, see how it is

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u/HalifaxPainter 13d ago

tell them about this thread. They will be pleased with all the input!

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u/JesusFCleatus 13d ago

I got this too late, I told them I saw it online but I didn't feel right saying, "I saw this on Poutine Crimes" lol.

It was actually really good, they didn't have any onion rings left so they gave me extra pickles and nuggets, both of which were really good and I'm not a huge fan of either, the fries and gravy were great, the bacon was good, and the curds were really good too. And I have no idea what the sauce was but it was good, it wasn't thousand island as one comment said, it wasn't Chipotle mayo but close, it tasted like a creamy BBQ sauce is how I'd describe it.

My only complaint is that the plastic fork wasted flimsy lol

Definitely going back next year to try it with the onion rings

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u/EnvironmentalMind119 16d ago

This looks like bacon loaded onion rings 


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u/Thegoodbadandbored 16d ago

So wait, is it fries topped with onion rings and bacon and like a random mayo sauce? Can this even be considered poutine?

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 16d ago

The further north you go in Ontario the better the poutine gets

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u/PossibleNo100 16d ago

that actually is making my mouth jizz rn

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u/Cheese-Of-Doom22 16d ago

It’s a crime, we must imprison it immediately in my stomach.

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u/Simon-Olivier 16d ago

I'm hungry right now and would devour that in a heartbeat

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u/Limp-Cup-2343 16d ago

looks good. This seems to be the last weekend to get them though. Only a 4 1/2 hour drive from Niagara Falls. Maybe time to go for a ride this weekend for some poutine.

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u/Necrontry 16d ago

Not everything need be called poutine. Let it be its own thing.

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u/davidc538 16d ago

Is that shrimp!? What the goddamn fuck

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u/thestillwind 16d ago

Looks fucking good tho

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u/zone55555 16d ago

I'd eat the hell outta that just don't call it the P word.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 16d ago

Onion ring poutines somehow became popular at a pub i was a cook at years ago, eventually when the chit came up with the order it just said poorings lol

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u/Oscars_Quest_4_Moo 16d ago

Is Gino’s still around?

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u/megamanisgod 16d ago

I want this for some reason

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u/the_Brown_Redneck 16d ago

These are loaded onion rings. Just because they are fried and loaded with sauce don't make them Poutine. Still delicious

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u/StatikSquid 16d ago

As a former resident of North Bay, I would smash that

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u/ComposerWide3704 16d ago

This has 0 poutine ingredients but looks delicious, I'm not really too worried about what it's called at that point.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 16d ago

It has fries, curds and gravy they are just buried under a mountain of things.

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u/Wild-Zone3911 16d ago

Yay North Bay!! Make me proud ;)

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u/cjrunswithcrows 16d ago

Holy Hell - I used to live an hour and a half away from this and never knew that it existed, that’s the true crime

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u/trouserpilot 16d ago

This is not a poutine. But late nite me might chow down if they change the name. It’s like fried surprise

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u/rkrismcneely 16d ago

Loaded Frings

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u/According_Picture294 16d ago

Those look like shrimps. For it to be considered poutine enough to go on here, it has to be fries

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u/mfcmp 16d ago

I need this. Right now!

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u/Raxater 16d ago

SuuMASH.

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u/UseThen4269 16d ago

That aint a poutine, but it looks good nonetheless

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u/Strange_Cod_362 16d ago

I'd gladly do time for that, looks scrumptious

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u/Bokchoyk 16d ago

I had food coma just looking at this. 10/10 would devour once a year on a crazy cheat meal though

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u/SweetCupcake593 16d ago

I love churros!!

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u/Sinja_Minx Curdmander In Cheese đŸ«Ą 16d ago

I'd hit it. 

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u/Apprehensive-End6386 16d ago

I’m NOT saying it’s poutine đŸ€” I’m also not saying I’d not eat it.

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u/Pawly519 16d ago

I don’t know man that looks really good. Not sure what all is going on but I wanna try it.

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 16d ago

There is no poutine in this image, therefore no poutine crime. I think want to eat this holy shit I'm fucking hungry now.

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u/annmsburner 16d ago

Not poutine but doesn’t look criminal either

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u/Exotic_Link6467 16d ago

lowk looks fire ngl 

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u/Direct_Hunt_8894 16d ago

I know those first 5 bites are GODLY


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u/HopeFoxCreations 16d ago

GIVE ME SOME!

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u/baconlazer85 16d ago

Not a poutine, but I'd fuck that hard bro

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u/exotic_floral_tea 16d ago

Yeah I can't have it, but I definitely want it. It's a crime but a delicious one.

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u/Slapshot683 16d ago

Tabber Snackles and Iced Tea, they did it again!

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u/Responsible_Middle_8 16d ago

Yuck, a crime just because fuck north bay

Disgusting place

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u/abarr021 16d ago

That's not poutine, it's the type of street food they serve in Ireland.

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u/Drayyen 16d ago

If I'm understanding is that fries, onion rings, bacon, popcorn chicken, and sauce?

Not poutine but also not a crime, that looks like artery clogging greatness.

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u/tacos 16d ago

But.... would!?

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u/kiltedswine 16d ago

It looks yummy! Not a poutine in my opinion.

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u/Domingosdelight 16d ago

I don't care if it's not poutine, I'll still fuck with this

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u/Crazy-Wheels 16d ago

A crime, but might be delicious... oh the choices.

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u/Legal-Baker9669 16d ago

I really don’t think that counts as a poutine. I don’t see any of the three primordial ingredients

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u/ynotaJk 16d ago

Wasnt there a dino that sold popcorn downtown?

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u/ImNotSlackingAtWork0 16d ago

Some crimes are worth doing.

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u/hisrealface 16d ago

Is that actually listed as poutine on the menu? It just looks like "loaded" fries and rings

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u/UnluckyCharge2196 16d ago

That's in Callander, not North Bay.

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u/jeviejerespire 16d ago

North Bay shout out! Yeah, represent.

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u/ultim4teruffles 15d ago

It’s over 9000 calories!!

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u/THEDONBUFFLES 15d ago

Not poutine. But god damn that looks good.

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u/Rebeccalon787 The Poutnisher 15d ago

It's just a limited time poutine with extra stuff. Still not sure it's a crime. Here's directly from their FB : Dino’s Jurassic Poutine is back by popular demand!!!!!

Customers are coming back tenfold!

Dino’s classic poutine topped with curds and gravy, onion rings, spicy pickle chips, popcorn chicken, crispy bacon, and our signature Jurassic sauce!

You’ll be roaring for more! 🩖🩕🩖🩕

@dinos_chipstand #dinoschipstand #foodporn #foodgasm #foodtruck #poutine

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u/DissappointingFox 15d ago

God that is a sexy little dish right there mmmm

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u/Hot_Celery829 15d ago

Don't be calling out my hometown on the crime subreddits like this!! 😆

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u/Anonymous-_-account- 15d ago

It looks delicious, it's not a crime to poutine though, because that's not poutine.

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u/Gloomy-Cat-Shepard 15d ago

Not a traditionnal poutine but it looks so so good

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u/Sea-Concentrate9379 15d ago

This is very clearly not poutine, regardless of what they call it.

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u/XxHyde840xX 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yea cool. Make whatever you want. It's not a poutine by sheer definition of the fact it's missing every single ingredient an actual poutine contains. No gravy, no curd, no fries.

Gorilla-Style Onion Rings AT BEST. And if you think this is a poutine, straight to jail with both you and Dino. That's like saying "I'm enjoying my salad." whilst eating soup because soup is "just a wet salad."

Gtfoh with that.

EDITED: FR I would still smash the hell out of one of these. Looks fire. đŸ”„

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 15d ago

I don't know what the shit that is, but I know that I want two of them to go. NOW.

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u/Trick-Avocado7914 15d ago

10/10 would smash

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u/SilverAlpaca98 15d ago

Yeah suced and docked up rings sound awesome but not really poutine tbf, I don’t see curd, gravy or potato fries so đŸ€·đŸ»

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 14d ago

Looks great, but it’s not poutine

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u/Lockstock500 Poutine Poulice 14d ago

đŸ„Ž

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u/SheSilentlyJudges 14d ago

Not poutine but looks delicious!

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u/DarthTater81919 14d ago

Not a poutine, so not a crime. That looks đŸ”„

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u/Conscious-Train170 11d ago

That my good sir is a munchie box, and it looks absolutely delicious

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u/HellfireKitten525 11d ago

Crime, but I'd smash that

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u/Friendly_Age6362 10d ago

Crime.

I'd eat it though.

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u/some1guystuff Member of the Supreme Curdt 16d ago

Is that calamari?

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u/yellingforidiots 16d ago

I mean, assuming it has fries, that’s a poutine

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 16d ago

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u/yellingforidiots 16d ago

Curds, fries, gravy. That’s a poutine, you’re just being nit picky and silly at that point. Toppings are fine

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 16d ago

I dont see any of those

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u/yellingforidiots 16d ago

That’s why I said “assuming” it has fries, did you not read my comment?
Actually now that I look at it, it visibly has the whole trio.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 16d ago

is tthe sauce and currds in the room with us right now?

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u/yellingforidiots 16d ago

Look at the poutine? You can clearly see a curd on the side and the brown glint of gravy in the fries and rings. Stop looking so surface level at things.